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Granted, they're now pussy-eating twats. I wish I was the devil. As in Lucifer not this guy. ^

Granted. Any knowledge of how to be awesome as the Devil, from incredible trickery to getting into rockoffs, is removed from your mind. Congratulations, you just ruined the devil for us. I wish I had a pet crab.

Granted, it tasted good with butter. I wish I was homeless

Granted, you die from starvation. I wish I was black.

Granted, but you live in the southern united states. I wish my computer fans weren't so damn loud.

Granted, they turn off completely and your computer bursts into flames I wish for it to snow in Arizona.

Granted but it melts in half a second. I wish for some more shaving cream.

Granted, your lungs immediately fill with shaving cream and you suffocate. I wish I had better skin.

Granted, but it only works with porn I wish the user below me don't corrupt this wish while he wish a wish about don't get his wish corrupted.

Granted, the butts begin farting and you suffocate in their noxious fumes. I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, you're now being sold as food. I wish I was better at math.

Granted, your lungs turn in extra brains and you die I wish for the abillity to mind control people

Granted, but because of all the pressure on your brain, whenever you are doing it, you shit to your pants. Not like little-teaspoon, im talking about half a kilo. I wish i don't wake up tomorrow.

You wake up tomorrow morning. I wish I didn't need to eat food.

Granted, you now need to eat pure uranium instead of real food. I wish that I knew a good movie I haven't seen yet.

Granted, but you get shot in a theatre shooting the day you see it. I wish.

Granted, but now you are nothingness. I wish that I knew how to handle life a little better.

Granted, you are now a bland normal person. I wish to be able to transform at will.

Granted. It's located in Siberia and you now live in it, dressed exactly as you are now. I wish I knew some normal girls instead of just the immature weirdos and stoners I know now.

Granted, but they also have penises. I wish I had a real-life get out of jail free card.

Granted but it gets stolen two minutes before you go to jail. I wish for a smart crashproof hoverbike which avoids any potential danger and doesn't give me cancer or any other diseases.

Granted, but it runs on fuels that won't be available for thousands of years, and thus it is useless. I wish for the ability to toggle invisibility on and off at will.

Granted, you can't breathe while invisible, and your steps has gotten louder. I want a better chair. And it can't break, it's going to be made of chair material, and there is to be no buttplug or anything like that.

Granted, but it's stuck to the ceiling. Good luck sitting upside-down. I wish to no longer have IBS.

Granted, but now you have permanent diarrhea. I wish my homework was done for me.

Granted. You will not amount to anything because people did your homework for you. You will end on the street begging for money, and you're spending it on alcohol because you think you will find happyness in the bottom of the bottle, when in reality, you know feel like shit. Drunk or not. You will freeze to death slowly in your fifties, and your last words will be: [I]Why did I ask Facepunch to help me with my homework.[/I] I wish for that not to happen.

Granted, Heyzeus instead asks for a brand new car, but instead is rewarded with a couple of tires on sticks. I wish for rain.

Granted but it's all wrong. I wish to be truly happy in a way that doesn't damage or kill me or any around me or effect the world in anyway at all.

Granted, it lasts for 1 day and you are depressed for the rest of your life. I wish for my skin to stop getting acne.

Granted; it sloughs off of your body and you end up writing your will and testament on it, as well as your epitaph. I wish I had more time in my life.