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Granted, but you spend it smoking crack cocaine. I wish I had cocaine.

Granted. It kills you. I wish I had some food

Granted, but is poisoned cat food and is the only thing you can eat is cat food I wish for a fuckface

Granted but it's stuck to your back so you can't see it. I wish for a working version of Assassin's creed 3 with my console still working perfectly and me not dying.

Granted Your hands falls off. I don't wish for anything.

Okay. I wish for a drivers licence.

Granted, but it just expired indefinitely I wish for a quad-barreled shotgun

Granted, you get [I]you[/I]-seeking bullets. I wish for my room to be cleaned.

Granted, but everything in your room is now fixed in that position forever. i wish to be a kid again

Granted, you're forced to go through teething again and remember it this time. I wish that someone won't corrupt this wish.

Granted, But your wish expired 34 minutes ago. I wish I was Doom Marine.

Granted, but you're [URL="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070319154815/doom/images/b/b0/DukeNukem3d-DoomedSpaceMarine.png"]the one in Duke Nukem 3D[/URL] with all of his guts splayed out on the floor of a church. I wish I had loadsamoney.

No. I wish people would stop not wishing for things.

Granted. I wish I was a Lord of some sort.

you are lord of gaybutts I wish I was amazingly talented at music

You destroy anything capable of making music the moment you touch it. I wish for some cognac.

Wish granted but its only pretend. I wish a measuring device big enough to measure my penis.

Granted. Enjoy your micrometer. I wish for today to be tomorrow.

Granted, but you die tomorrow I wish for a title that says: Headless people have a 190% bigger dick

Granted, but your title actual has to be truthful and replace the word "bigger" with the word "smaller". I wish I had a nice steak and ale pie to eat.

Granted but the steak is rotten and the ale pie is a butt pie, you die of food poisoning I wish for a harmless lava lamp

Granted, when you turn it off it explodes. I wish the next Half-Life installment would be released within the year 2013.

Granted but the world ends before it can be played. I wish to be able to see through walls.

Granted, but you can't see through the air. I wish that my hands could project light.

Granted, but you cannot hear. Granted, but the light was shaped like a gentleman's sausage. I wish CSGO would go on sale for the nine billionth time.

Granted, it's 1 cent off. I wish I had a DeLorean Time Machine autographed by Doc and Marty.

Granted but you crash it in medieval Europe. I wish Australia wasn't so ridiculously hot.

granted, but it's been shifted to the geographic north pole. I wish I was able to surf any wave on the planet.

Granted, but the planet is Mars. I wish for an idea of something to make a map of.

Granted, but then you forget it after one second. I wish I had a photographic memory starting from when I was 3.