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Granted, you suffer Memory-loss I wish for peace and unity between any and all human beings on this planet.

Granted, aliens notice we are acting as one. They feel threatened and attack earth. There will be no survivors. I wish for a bowl of strawberries that I can't choke on

Granted, you get a bowl made of strawberries. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground at 1 mph. I wish for more games like Half-Life 2.

Granted, but it'll be made by Infinity Ward. I want a subwoofer.

Granted. You turn it on and play the quietest song in the world. Within seconds, your house has exploded and you and everyone in your house is now a dust cloud of blood and bones. I wish the Doctor would come to my town and take me on an adventure through time.

Granted, but it turns out you were tripping on some bad drugs a tramp called the Doctor gave you. (He did unmentionable things to you). I wish that steam had a £1 sale on all games.

granted but you get 1 fps on all of them and you can never buy another computer or upgrade it again. i wish i never had to shit again.

Granted, but the train of people grafted to your anus still do. I wish I was at home right now.

Granted, your entire body fills up with the shit that you're no longer able to deposit and you burst. Granted, but your home is on fire and it can't be put out. I wish for the least corruptible wish possible.

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Granted, but now you get the wrong thread every time you post. I wish I could create matter out of empty space.

Granted, but you can only create fecal matter out of empty space I wish Sony's conference showed the actual PS4.

Granted but it blinds everyone who sees it. I wish I didn't have tonsils any more.

Granted, but you have spikes in their place. I wish for Crysis to revisit Nomad's campaign in the most amazing way possible.

Granted, it turns out that Nomad was actually a dozen house cats crammed into a nanosuit. I wish I was pope.

Granted. You get heckled by them pesky atheists. I wish I had a machine gun.

Granted, but it has a mind of its own and decides to only shoot babies. I wish I had the power to bend balloons into funny shapes.

Granted, but they always pop. I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted, you die before you can use them and the wishes go to your worst enemy. I wish for some coffee.

Granted, but someone added three spoons of salt I wish that all the idiots leave Facepunch, that will not include me

The coffee contain potassium benzoate. I wish I had the starship Enterprise.

You have no idea how to operate it. I wish for every FP user to get a gold bar.

granted, but garry invents platinum bar I wish for the ability to conjure bagels whenever I want

Granted, but there's NEVER ANY CREAM CHEESE AROUND! ooOOOOooohhhhHHhhh~~~ I wish for a dish of fish.

Granted, but your brother ate it all. I wish for Brutal Legend.

Granted, but you get decapitated. I wish to be able to play any song on guitar ever.

Granted, but you develop a crippling fear of playing guitar in front of anybody, including cameras and recording equipment. I wish that I could play the kazoo at a master level.

Granted, but every kazoo you ever pick up loses the membrane so it becomes a useless tube. I wish that I could play ping pong and not have to run back and forth picking up the ball off the ground.

Granted, but you can't hit the ball ever again. I wish for a good Aliens game published and made by a respectable company.