granted, you have to play in third person as a carebear on a carebear planet.
I wish for skills that kill.
Granted, you kill yourself.
I wish more people had common sense.
Granted, but you lose your own.
I wish I had a titanium stomach.
Granted, it has no way of connecting to the esophagus or the small intestine and falls, crushing your intestines, bladder and other lower organs. Your esophagus is now a useless dangling tube and you drown in your own blood.
I wish I had a crow that heeded my call.
Granted, but it's burned through by your body's stomach acid, you have no protected due to no mucas liner.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly for ten seconds.
I wish for Space Marine armour....and a bolt gun.
Granted, but the armour is perpetually too small for you and the bolt gun is so heavy that should you try to lift it it would snap your puny arms off.
I wish I liked every kind of food.
Granted, But it's all stale.
I wish for the world to be purged in semen.
[QUOTE=Viper104;39676681]I wish for the world to be purged in semen.[/QUOTE]
Granted. You are the first one.
I wish for a box full of LEGO's.
Granted,you get Mega Blox.
I wish for money,to donate to charity of course....
granted, the only oranisation willing to accept your donation is nambla.
i wish for infinite pootis.
granted, you have so much pootis that you end up going mad and go to an insane asylum.
I wish for the worst possible thing to happen to me, ultimately resulting in my death.
Okay.
I wish for superpowers and shit to be real.
Granted,you can read minds and become "Captain Low Self Esteem".
I wish for NAMBLA to be the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes.
(And not kiddy touching Marlon Brando look alikes either)
Granted but the HQ was placed in Russia right where the meteor landed, WAS.
I wish I can respawn.
Granted, but you find yourself respawning as an animal.
I wish I had Terminator Armor (along with the training that would earn one Terminator Honors) in real life.
Granted, but Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates you.
I wish I had a pint of beer right now.
[QUOTE=vealydan12;39681153]Granted, but Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates you.
I wish I had a pint of beer right now.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you have to pour it all out in the sink.
I wish I could get free computer upgrades.
[QUOTE=Killervalon;39682145]Granted, but you have to pour it all out in the sink.
I wish I could get free computer upgrades.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but your computer eventually becomes so upgraded that it gains sentience, then murders you and takes control of your life.
I really wish I was able to do my homework without procrastinating.
Granted, but it gets destroyed every time you try to hand it in.
I wish for my tonsils to be removed safely and with no repercussions.
all the surgeons who are able to remove tonsils die
I wish for everyone to genuinely like me as a person
Granted, but they hate you as a friend.
I wish I was no longer allergic to things.
Granted but you become one of these health weirdos who die at the slightest cold.
I wish for a tank of gas:- 20% Oxygen and 80% Nitrogen
Granted, but it punctures when anything touches it and explodes.
I wish oranges tasted better.
Granted, but you're not allowed to eat anything else.
I wish I could have all the games on Steam - including new ones
Granted but your account gets hacked and you get charged back for every game and go bankrupt and end up on the streets as a hobo.
I wish for a wish that can never be corrupted by anyone on the internet.
Granted, but you'll be locked up in prison eating only rats and sleeping on a uneven rock surface.
I wish my server had infinite capacity.
Granted but it only will run only Garrysmod.
I wish my wish was to counter the wish that was prevously corrupted with my wish that couldnt be corrupted by anyone on the internet.
ok
I wish for a hobo friend with super powers
Granted, but he needs a Heart Transplant in the next 4 seconds, you can't give him your heart
I wish for a better computer, I don't lose this one
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