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Granted, but you lose the NEW one. I wish I was able to lucid dream.

Granted, but real life becomes incredibly boring to you for the rest of your life. I wish the person below me gets their wish.

[QUOTE=HeyZeus960;39692364]Granted, but real life becomes incredibly boring to you for the rest of your life. I wish the person below me gets their wish.[/QUOTE] Granted, but the person below you wishes for that your wish doesn't come true. I wish for 90's to come back.

[QUOTE=Amic;39692790]Granted, but the person below you wishes for that your wish doesn't come true. I wish for 90's to come back.[/QUOTE] D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIVIDE BY ZEROOOOO *thread explodes*

[QUOTE=Nightscout;39692802]D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIVIDE BY ZEROOOOO *thread explodes*[/QUOTE] Your wish cannot be granted. I wish [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=505812"]Nightscout[/URL] was funny.

No wish, no corruption. [B]Damn you, you filth ninja.[/B] Granted, he is so funny he makes everyone's head explode. I wish for the 90's to never return.

Granted, but everyone keeps talking about the 90's for the rest of eternity. I wish I could breathe fire.

Granted, but you drink a glass of water and loose the ability. I wish I was taller.

Granted, but the length is in you neck, and you're forced to live with giraffe people. I wish I had adobe flash animator Cs6.

Granted, but it is filled with viruses that take down the powergrid I wish I was a Cat.

Granted, but you get butt-raped by a Japanese guy. Once he cums inside you he cooks you, as your flesh burns, the cum starts to stuff you up, then he eats you I wish for fastest internet

[QUOTE=TheCreepyPryo;39697015]Granted, but you get butt-raped by a Japanese guy. Once he cums inside you he cooks you, as your flesh burns, the cum starts to stuff you up, then he eats you I wish for fastest internet[/QUOTE] Granted, but you now live in a totalitarian state which bans the Internet. I wish for world peace.

granted, but human civilization crumbles and nature takes back the earth I wish I was eating a really good, uncorruptable fruit right now.

Granted, but you are allergic to it. I wish for some sleeping pills.

Granted, but when you eat it it becomes 900% bigger and it kills you I wish for a bigger room, uncorruptable, lv 100 strange room

Granted, the room will remain fine. Good luck surviving the apocalypse, though. I wish I can acquire all of the fictional superheroes' superpowers without any of their weaknesses.

Granted, but they'll only work in the last minute of your life. I wish I had more luck

[QUOTE=SHIFTYgeorge;39698494]Granted, but they'll only work in the last minute of your life. I wish I had more luck[/QUOTE] Granted, but you'll live in a world where you're the only one. The only surviving beings are plants - so you'll have no friends and you'll be a vegetarian. I wish it wasn't so hard to come up with a wish.

Granted, but it'll be corrupted anyway. I wish I had something more to drink than water.

Granted, but is a poison that can't be cured I wish for a Shiny Crustle™

Granted, but you don't have any badges so it doesn't obey you. I wish for better billiards equipment.

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Granted but you forget how to play billiards. I wish for some coffee.

Granted, but it's decaf. I wish this paddleball's string wasn't so damn long.

Granted, but is so short you can't use it, if you try to replace it the universe blows up I wish that I had better luck

You weren't lucky enough to have it come true. I wish for a jewel encrusted aircraft carrier.

Granted, but it's immediately sunk by solid gold kamikaze fighters. I wish life was easier.

Granted, but it becomes too easy and you kill yourself out of sheer boredom. I wish for everyone to dance to death.

Granted, you're left on the planet alone, surrounded by dead people. You find the opportunity freeing at first, but as the years go by you find yourself getting more and more bored with your life. You spend the rest of your days crying in an empty, collapsing building without another soul in the world to share in your pain. I wish someone would top my corruption.

Granted, but it's so corrupt you go blind reading it and can't read your own corrupted wishes nor can you type out corrupted versions of others. I wish I had a shillelagh long enough to function as a walking stick.