Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

Granted, but it's made of bananas so when you try to walk with it it just squishes apart. I wish these tokens labelled "No cash value" had a cash value.

granted, but they are worth three cents I wish I owned my own country

Granted, but it's on a island that is 1x1cm. I wish math wasn't boring to learn.

Granted, you are now obsessed with math. It is the most fun there can be for you, but everything else is meaningless. I wish I met someone cool to be with.

Granted, everything instantaneously becomes nothing. I wish I could glow in the dark.

Granted, you go into the marines and become the easiest target. I wish I had a big thing ice cream.

Granted, but only when its daytime. I wish I could get everything I want, anytime i want. EDIT: Ninja'd

Granted, but it's completely melted and your least favorite flavor. Granted, but you for some reason never want anything other than wooden cups. I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, but you're Chris Farley from Beverly Hills Ninja. You're dead. I wish to have a rocking chair and a relaxing front porch with a nice view.

Granted, but you now live in africa and now have aids. I wish for unicorn powers

Granted, but with absolutely no downsides whatsoever. I wish this coiled spring wasn't too stretched out.

Granted, but it explodes making your head turn into hundreds of pink, blood dripping pieces, as the pieces of your head fly, the remains of your neck spew blood all over the room, as the night comes over your lifeless, cold body. A cat eats your guts, dripping blood all over its paws I wish I could kill anyone in the world by the most sadistic way possible, that will not include me

Granted, say good-bye to your grandmother. I wish I had the powers to control water, air, and fire.

Granted, but you die in an earthquake. I wish for a big juicy steak.

Granted, but it's so juicy because it's been liquified. I wish I had a banana smoothie.

Granted, it is rotten and mouldy. I wish I could fall asleep at will.

Granted. The first time you attempt this, you slip into a coma. At the same time, the zombie apocalypse starts, and when you wake up, you eventually find a group of survivors who do more whining and drama-causing than killing zombies. I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted, but it will send you to random places/times. I wish i had a soda can

granted, but it contains a drink your are not fond of. I wish I had a cat right now.

Granted, but he will die the next day. I wish I had an ancient computer that could run those old-school games.

Granted, but the floppy disk drive is glued shut. I wish I had a better laptop.

Granted, it's so good that being in the light of the screen for a mere moment melts half of your entire body alone. I wish I knew what to wish for. I'm running out of ideas.

granted, but you can only think of dumb wishes from now on. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, you have one million dollars worth of paper clips. I wish I had a million dollars in cash.

god damn you granted, but it's mafia's money and they're hunting you down. I wish my enemy was dead ((woops didn't see that)) (((too late I'm dead)))

[QUOTE=ZeFruitNazi;39729714]god damn you granted, but it's mafia's money and they're hunting you down. I wish I my enemy was dead[/QUOTE] Your typo was your downfall. A heart attack takes you, your enemy out silently. I wish I had every season of American Dad on Blu-Ray.

Granted, you now have every season of American Dad on Blu-Ray. That wish is too good to corrupt. I wish Family Guy would go off air

Granted, it then garners a creepy cult following and everyone you know obsesses over it. I wish the reinforcement packs in Mass Effect 3 gave me the stuff I wanted.

Granted, but you lose your copy of Mass Effect 3. I wish my watch strap wasn't broken.

Granted, you now exist outside time. I wish for a glass of pure water.