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Granted, but it was stole and thrown off a cliff into a volcano. I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you can't find yourself and end up walking off of a cliff. I wish Star Trek ships were real.

Granted but one of them conquers Earth and they all have age-long wars over the possession of Earth. I wish I could cry on command.

Granted, but it's blood. I want a pony.

Granted,but it has made pron with bronyfags. I want to have lods of emone that i can blow on hookers and coke.

-ninja'd- Granted, but you have a few cents. I wish for a valuable S.T.A.L.K.E.R. artifact.

Granted but, it doesn't do anything. I wish for a legion of Nazi Vampire Dinosaurs. Fuck logic that's why.

Granted,but they kill you and rape your family. I wish i could know why children love cinnamon toast crunch.

Granted, but the knowledge brainwashes you so you don't know your language anymore. I wish for all ponies, bronies and furries around the world to DIE.

Granted, but you turn into one I wish I had full control over the Lovecraftian gods.

Granted, say goodbye to your sanity though. I wish I had a better voice.

Granted, but there are no changes to your voice because it is actually pretty good. I wish to be a Woman for one day!

Granted but you are an ugly woman. I wish I was able to turn invisible.

Granted, but you fart all the time. I wish to be a cat.

Granted but your [sp] that cat [/sp] I wish to be wearing clothes right now.

Granted, but you become obsessed with cross dressing. I wish to have a pet snake.

Granted but you got a rattlesnake, which bites you and you die from the venom I wish for immortality and invulnerability to pain, as well as a pet dragon

Granted, but he loves the taste of dick. I wish for eternal wealth. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] Shit, you beat me to it. Granted, but you can still feel emotional pain as your friends and loved ones day around you. Also, your dragon has a fetish of burning dicks. I wish for eternal wealth.

[QUOTE=UberGamer;37050289]Granted, but he loves the taste of dick. I wish for eternal wealth.[/QUOTE] -nevermind- Anyway, granted but this happens to you [t]http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda11/Walkthrough/11/00748.jpg[/t] I wish for the ability to create awesome music

Granted, but you can't hear it. I wish that the Avatar world Existed

Granted, but you get raped and you now have herpes. I wish I was boobies.

granted, but your name is now dan i wish i had a boat

Granted, but while you're on sea a dolphin ejaculates with the force of a shotgun blast and kills you. I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted, she's a hooker and she friendzoned you after a month. I wish i had a Enclave Standard Issue Plasma Pistol from REPCONN Aerospace.

Edit: Granted, but it's in terrible condition and there are no duplicates to repair it with. I wish that Rage Faces were erased from history.

Granted, but all existing comics become just as shitty of quality. I wish for corruption itself!

Granted, but it then starts to corrupt your save-files, giving you the missingnos. I wish for a Wolfpack that's befriended with me

Granted, but they were killed the next day I wish I could use Telekinesis

Granted, but the government hunts you down and kills you. I wish my cat, Reginald McFluffinstuff, shared my political beliefs.

Granted, but your cat is still unable to speak so you are unable to discuss about it I wish i had all the trains simulator DLC edit * i accidentally the whole sentence