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Granted, but then it gets crushed by an elephant. I wish I could see myself in third person

Granted, But you cant see the world around you I wish for a supercomputer

Granted but it delivers a painful shock every time you go on the internet/play a videogame. I wish for a peanut.

Granted, but clones of you start fighting over it, resorting to flint-lock pistols. I wish I had a cashew.

Granted, but there's a hair in it. I wish I could sneeze out pure magma.

Granted but your nose will burn off I wish i had the best sandwich in the world

Granted, but you find a hair in it. I wish for a hand of quartz.

Granted, your hand is now made of quartz and must have it amputated or else the rest of your body becomes crystallized. I wish I had a mini fridge in my closet.

granted, but now your closet is only large enough to fit the mini fridge and a fedora. I wish i could shit diamonds the size of my fist at will.

granted, but they rip your rectum apart by an inch each time, a random side of your butthole per diamond i wish i could swim on land

Granted, but you can no longer swim in water. I wish I had a Nokia 3310.

Granted but you go deaf and blind. I wish there was an affordable option for commercial space flight.

Granted, But you suffocate due to lack of oxygen. I wish for EP3

Granted, enjoy your new car: [thumb]http://www.hondatyper.org/images/ep3.JPG[/thumb] This one is special is that it gets terrible mileage, a slipping fan-belt and consistently overheats. I wish for Swiss Chocolate.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;37062853]Granted, enjoy your new car: [thumb]http://www.hondatyper.org/images/ep3.JPG[/thumb] This one is special is that it gets terrible mileage, a slipping fan-belt and consistently overheats. I wish for Swiss Chocolate.[/QUOTE] Granted, but after taking a bite you break out in hives. You are now allergic to chocolate. I wish I could get my lazy ass into a gym and in a job.

[QUOTE=Lyonidis;37062882]Granted, but after taking a bite you break out in hives. You are now allergic to chocolate. I wish I could get my lazy ass into a gym and in a job.[/QUOTE] Granted, although while working out you suffer an injury that prevents you from doing either. I wish I could drive. (not old enough)

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;37063529]Granted, although while working out you suffer an injury that prevents you from doing either. I wish I could drive. (not old enough)[/QUOTE] Wish granted, you're now 35. You have to pay taxes. I wish I had fairly odd parents.

[QUOTE=doctordarken;37063550]Wish granted, you're now 35. You have to pay taxes. I wish I had fairly odd parents.[/QUOTE] Granted, your parents are now slightly stranger than they were a few minutes ago. I wish for restful sleep.

Granted, but you never wake up again. I wish for Onion News Network to destroy Fox News.

Granted, but I can't think of anything funny to corrupt it with. I wish my dog was still alive.

Granted but its a zombie now and will eat you. I wish for my clones to be gone.

Your clones are gone, but your gonorrhea is back.

Thank you for the contribution to this thread. Dick. I wish i had a cheese wheel.

Granted but it's spoiled. I wish people would stop forgetting to wish for stuff

Granted, but it is now in french. Je souhaite pour une fille en bas seulement.

I CANNOT READ FRENCH!... I wish this thread was COVERED IN CHEESE!

Granted but it is all Casu marzu. I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner.

Granted, but you puke up everything you eat violently for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to extract the approximate 4% of your body mass that is minerals that came from star dust and assemblages of vast molecular gas, so I can sell it on ebay.

Granted, 4% of your body parts are missing, you are now hemorrhaging both internally and externally and you will die in 3 minutes due to the blood loss. I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but when you do it, your memory will be erased. I wish for Funion to stop giving Optimistic ratings.