Corrupt a wish!

[Muggy]

Granted, But we all die, because we need his ratings.

I WISH FOR A BOX!

[Implications_Unp]

Wish granted,but it makes you look dumb.

I wish for my gonorrhea to be gone.

[Daemon White]

Granted, but your clones are back.

I wish I had a Virtual Reality room.

[Otsegolation]

Granted, but you're forever stuck in it and it won't do anything else other than simulate your exact previous life, but everything is a bit shittier this time.

I wish for an incorruptible wish

[Daemon White]

Wish Granted. Due to certain circumstances, you're now a zombie.

I wish the next person to post would refuse to grant this wish.

[imptastick2]

[QUOTE=Daemon White;37070032]Wish Granted. Due to certain circumstances, you're now a zombie.

I wish the next person to post would refuse to grant this wish.[/QUOTE]

I wish for the ability to blend in with any surface.

[GhostG45]

Granted, but you can't change back to being seen normally.

I wish my anus could be spelunked by a muppet.

[Foxconn]

Granted, but it hurts so hard it starts to bleed.

I wish for the Def Leppard drummer to have his amputated hand back in its place. :c

[J-RcZ]

Granted but he will no longer want to play.

I wish for Flying Guillotine in TF2.

[alexojm]

Greanted but you are banned from all TF2 servers.

I wish for the planetside 2 beta to start.

[Muggy]

Granted, But HL3 never hits the market.

I wish i had a UNICORN THAT SHITS RAINBOWS

[HoodedSniper]

[QUOTE=Muggy;37080779]Granted, But HL3 never hits the market.

I wish i had a UNICORN THAT SHITS RAINBOWS[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it has no limbs so it just sits there in one spot and shits rainbows all day.

I wish for a plate.

[lemonade1950]

Granted but you drop it and it shatters

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[An ORANGE]

Granted, But your wish becomes corrupted.
I wish i was immortal.

[Foxconn]

Granted, but you [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgABingsFXc]get turned into an indestructible statue.[/url]

[b]Humanity is corrupt. Mankind must be controlled.[/b]

[Novangel]

Granted. 1984 anyone?

I wish I had no mouth and I wanted to scream

[Devilsfuge]

Granted but you cant breathe and die

I wish for the next wish not to be corrupted

[Faren22]

Granted.

[Kuru]

I wish the previous poster had a wish I could corrupt.

[Foxconn]

Granted, but it does not get corrupted.

I wish for Josif Dzhugashvili (Stalin) to come back from the dead!

[Devilsfuge]

Granted you just caused the zombie Apocalypse...Nice job

I wish for to be immune to zombies

[a dumb bear]

You can no longer be eaten or beaten to death by zombies...
but you're guaranteed to get the virus and die

I wish to observe a Stalin and Hitler fight to the death in arena

[SilverDragon619]

Granted,but Stalin turns into an elephant and throws hitler at you and you die.

I wish all mosquitos would become instinct.

[Devilsfuge]

Granted but there is now too many flies instead

I wish to punch hitler

[Implications_Unp]

Granted by he retaliates with a hadouken.

I wish for a hat with a hat that has a hat.

[Muthenfrucheir]

Granted but each hat has blood-sucking lice.

I wish to engage in coitus with wenches and receive currency

[Satansick]

Granted but you die

I wish I was a glass of orange juice

[dije]

Granted but it's also acid so it melts the glass it is in

I wish I was space

[Color]

uhh I don't know how to corrupt space

I wish to smoke a blunt with Obama.

[PenguinKris]

Granted but you're caught and put in jail longer than a murderer.

I wish I can have a new lens for my camera.

EDIT: and obama loses the election