Corrupt a wish!

[TheCastro]

JFK comes back from the grave and wins the election with half of a brain.

Your camera breaks, Your new camera is a polaroid

I wish I could win an Oscar one day for directing.

[Moustacheman]

Granted, but you are later killed by a cocaine overdose.

I wish no one could corrupt this wish.

[mattmanlex]

Granted, but nobody can corrupt [I]or[/I] make wishes.

...can't make a wish now can i

[lemonade1950]

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;37098907]Granted, but nobody can corrupt [i]or[/i] make wishes.[/QUOTE]

Thread over, pack it up guys.

All jokes aside, I wish we could wish again

[Master Queef]

Granted, but everyone must make wishes in Japanese now.

I wish that i knew Japanese.

[That Deer]

Granted, but it's in a dialect no normal Japanese speaking person can understand.

I wish I was naturally talented at playing the piano.

[lemonade1950]

[QUOTE=Master Queef;37099925]Granted, but everyone must make wishes in Japanese now.

I wish that i knew Japanese.[/QUOTE]

しかし、英語の知識のコストで、付与されます。

私はGoogleがこのために翻訳を使用しなかった希望

[sp]Granted, but at the cost of your knowledge of English.

I wish I didn't use Google Translate for this[/sp]

Ninjas dammit

Granted but your fingers are broken and you learned how to play with your feet

See above for my wish

[DrZoid]

granted, but you lose your hands after four-thousand (and a half) nude clones of ronald reagan slice them off while singing the jeopardy theme song

i wish for a fish on a dish

[Doctor Dave]

Granted, but that fish is spoiled and encrusted with dirt.

I wish for hax for DayZ.

[Slacker996]

Granted, but now you don't have any other games on your PC.

I wish I got all the ladies.

[DrZoid]

granted, the bitches are into BDSM and have herpes/AIDS

i wish for an endless supply of junk food that has no effect on my health whatsoever

[JoshTheBoss]

Granted, but all the junk food is carrot flavored.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

[perka123]

You have been given gills, however, your lungs were removed in the process. (Don't go above the surface.)

I wish for Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot and System of a Down to come and preform in Sweden next year.

[Chaotic Lord]

Granted, but when they get there, they'll be detained by Swedish police for manslaughter and spend up to 5 weeks in a Swedish prison.

I wish that you would corrupt this wish.

[wug]

Unfortunately nobody hears your wish, and it is therefore not taken into account.

I wish I had the power to corrupt both the above and bottom user's wish.

[DrZoid]

uh okay granted

I wish that my internet was faster right now

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Oink92;37102279]uh okay granted

I wish that my internet was faster right now[/QUOTE]

Granted, but your using a Mac.

I wish for nothing.

[SpeedyHeart]

granted but you get every thing
i wish for SFM to not lag

[ForNoReason]

Done, but your computer crashes every time you use it.

I wish I was slightly more attractive

[[EG] Pepper]

Women then hunt you down and tear you limb from limb

I wish for lods of emone

[Cabbage]

Granted, but its susceptible to spontaneous combustion and random teleportation.

I wish for a tenner.

[a dumb bear]

You get a tennor saxophone.

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake

[Devilsfuge]

Granted but everyone sits in your yard

I wish i could be fireproof

[Cabbage]

Granted but now you have no hot water. Ever.

I wish I was invincible to fudge attacks.

[ForNoReason]

Granted, but you get run over by a train.

I wish I could finish this sent-

[Cabbage]

Granted, but only for 0.35 seconds.

I wish I had a title.

[Cowabanga]

Granted, but you have a super annoying title now. Literally.

I wish my tablet would take less time to ship.

[Cabbage]

Granted, but it's now an iPad. And broken slightly.

I wish TF2 would download 34 times quicker.

[Cowabanga]

Granted, but Steam servers get too busy and you can't download anymore.

I wish I didn't have a piece of shit of a computer.

[SilverDragon619]

Granted, but your new one is alienware with Windows Vista.

I wish McDonalds served high quality food.