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Granted, but the workers spit on it while they are making it. I wish for everyone around the world to be happy.

Granted but everyone grows tentacles. I wish for more motivation.

Granted, but you're only motivated to stay at home and do nothing. I wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but he/she has a really screechy and annoying voice. I wish I was not allergic to cats.

Granted, but cats are allergic to you. I wish for Eva-1337 to have a better avatar.

Granted, it's a higher quality version of the already existing avatar. I wish Steve Jobs, Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi would just already die.

I know me to. I wish you weren't sarcastic on that post.

Granted, I wish they would not die. I wish the sea level would lower by 50%.

Granted, but you die as well. I wish Monty Python would come back to make the best videos ever on their youtube channel.

Granted but all of his videos will cost 30$ to watch each. I wish there weren't so many idiots on youtube comments.

Granted, but said idiots now encroach every forum you visit, including but not limited to Facepunch. I wish for a kick that could be the kick of kicks to end all crappy martial arts movies.

granted, but that kick also stops all future movies from being produced i wish for a glass of lemonade

granted but someone accidentally mixed up the sugar with salt when it was made i wish for gumbo

you get gumballs I wish for a 9 and some 40 and a .22

Granted, but they're just a bunch of numbers scribbled on a piece of paper. I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[QUOTE=Splash Attack;37116629]Granted, but they're just a bunch of numbers scribbled on a piece of paper. I wish I didn't have to sleep.[/QUOTE] Granted, but now you are in a coma. I wish for $20.

Granted, but Slenderman is at the door and he wants it too. I wish that the teller at the bank today wasn't such a dumb sack of shit.

Granted, but you are attacked by bears. I wish for the dry cleaners to clean my kilt faster.

Granted but one of the dry cleaners urgently needed something to wipe their ass with so they used it. I wish for gumbo

[QUOTE=wug;37118528]Granted but one of the dry cleaners urgently needed something to wipe their ass with so they used it. I wish for gumbo[/QUOTE] Granted, but it ain't real gumbo, the kind with the alligator, no, this is beef gumbo. I wish for a [DEPRECATED]

Granted, but it turns out to actually be a [REDACTED] instead. I wish for a pressurized cum cannon.

Granted but it has its own conscience and will only fire when pointed at your food, face, mouth or clothes. I wish for a zombie apocalypse!

Granted, but the zombies only want to eat crappy fast food, running all fast food companies out of their entire food supply, causing them to claim bankruptcy and ending obesity forever. I wish that I had a bottomless bag of Cheetos that didn't get stuff on my fingers.

Granted, but because the bag is bottomless, its infinite mass destroys the Space-time continuum. I wish my Subcard had 34,000,000,000 points on it.

Granted, but identity theft. I wish this won't turn into a one-on-one between me and RubberFruit.

Denied. I wish I was Omniscient.

Granted, but so is your dog. Think about that. I wish I had a bucket of imaginary horse feed so I could feed it to my imaginary horses.

Granted, but your imaginary horses manifest themselves in reality and they're allergic to imagination. I wish for a second chance at life.

granted but you are a fly I wish for a pair of jeans that always have money in them

Granted, but they're too tight to wear or stick your hands in the pockets. I wish for a lot of things.