ITT: We Hide from Nazis - General

That Anne Frank bitch is paranoid. I don't think they're gonna shoot us! I'm just gonna walk out side and join them for a cu

I thought I click the "What's your operating system" Thread and ended up really confused.

We can have some Pizza Rolls, but we have to be quiet.

[QUOTE=Sgt.Foley;24422533]I get a squad and Shoot the shit outta them Oh wait i have one[/QUOTE] Where's Ramirez and Dunn?!

*eats potato crisps in an attic* Anyone want any?

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;24423193]*eats potato crisps in an attic* Anyone want any?[/QUOTE] Yeah sure, pass the bag over here.

You guys sure are taking this well, my sister got shot you know. [B]Edit:[/B] :saddowns:

I'm going to find a baseball bat and go join a unit of Allied commandos, would anyone care to join?

[QUOTE=The Inzuki;24423014]We can have some Pizza Rolls, but we have to be quiet.[/QUOTE] I love Totinos!

*The microwave finishes with a large DINGGGGGGGGGG*

Oh, whats in there Zambies?

I am a renowned plastic surgeon that specializes in facial reconstruction. I will make us look more Germanic.

Some waffles, the hot pockets go in next *I start to dole out waffles on plates to every one in here*

SORRY GUYS, A BOMB WENT OFF NEAR ME AND I CAN'T HEAR ALL THAT WELL! SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON? THOSE NAZIS STILL OUT THERE? /caps

NO. WHAT DO THINK THE BOMB WAS FOR? /caps

OH WELL, IF WE'RE ON OUR OWN I CAN PRACTISE ON MY DRUM KIT SOME MORE. /more caps, all in the name of comedy

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;24424286]I love Totinos![/QUOTE] SHHH!! *hears boots running up the stairs* FUCK- THEY KNOW.

[QUOTE=Extroll;24424508]I am a renowned plastic surgeon that specializes in facial reconstruction. I will make us look more Germanic.[/QUOTE] Need wigs and blue contact lenses?

I'm going to play the piano in hopes of a German officer sparing me because I play so good.

Er, vhich vun off you vellow Djews kin tell mich vhere you Ahh hie-dink? It vood help uz rezcue you. Ja. And zhen vhe vill take you bahk to ah fun camp! Zhere ist so many vaffles zhere, you vill explode!

Can I play the role of the asshole who turns us all in for money?

Tip: Become Irish [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xJq1f_8bw4[/media]

[QUOTE=Snail562;24425119]Can I play the role of the asshole who turns us all in for money?[/QUOTE] Ja! You do zat und you djews vill be zent to the vun camp! Eet vhill be moah vun zhan anyvun vill evah belieff!

heyo guys, what a nice day to be of scottish descent eh? you guys need anything? candles, air horns, cymbals?

[QUOTE=kevlar jens;24418034]i'm not a jew HAHAHHA[/QUOTE] [img_thumb] http://kirgahn.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/nazi_love.png[/img_thumb]

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Guis zeets okay. I have zee train to take you to zee poland not zee campfs. Come quickvlee

Anyone want some Pringles?

Hey guys I'm going to practice tap dancing after I finish talking to my boyfriend through morse code

[QUOTE=xxsetshotxx;24425830]Guis zeets okay. I have zee train to take you to zee poland not zee campfs. Come quickvlee[/QUOTE] Vhat ist wrong mit zee campfs? Are zhey not FUN?! Are zhey not filled mit vaffuls?!