[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;24426022]Vhat ist wrong mit zee campfs? Are zhey not FUN?! Are zhey not filled mit vaffuls?![/QUOTE]
Ist mein vaffles.
You better not cry
Better not shout
you better not snore out very loud
I'm telling you why
cos the Nazis are coming to town
Hitler's sending the Nazis
to kill all those who he deems not fit;
Going to find out who's Jews or gypsies
cos the Nazis are coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows where you're hiding
He knows if you are Jew or not
So if you are Anne Frank ,you are lucky with a diary! Oh!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
cos the Nazis are coming to town!
[QUOTE=The mouse;24417546]But the Nazis are reading this thread.....The [B]grammer[/B] Nazis :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Looks like the Spelling Nazis have gotten you..lol
Hey guys i'm just going to put on some music on my stereo, ok?
[quote=hirouzamaki;23934453]wake up in the morning feeling like der fuhrer
write mein kampf, tell germany i'll make our race purer
before i leave, fuck my niece with eva braun too
cause when i leave for mein reich, i'm going to kill some jews.
I'm talkin taking off their clothes, clothes
gas then til they choke, choke
burn them in the stoves, stoves
goose steppin
right into your cities
spreading the nazi party
trying to take over your countryyyyy
don't stop, make em drop
nazis blow your city up
tonight, gonna fight
til you give into the reich[/quote]
I'm alone, my family got killed. :saddowns:
Has anyone seen my rainstick?
Fack diz zetz grabz zomes heinkenz :v::respek::v:
The nazis are coming. I shall send the weather balloon out! That should stall them!
My vagina is acting up today.
if i kill 25 nazis i will get an end game nuke and end this war
Lets listen to some Rammstein and hope they think that were nazis too.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeZPGhVKXqs[/media]
Btw its not Rammstein but the music is from Rammstein(and i doubt Rammstein was part of any of this)
this is the original song
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjvvtuOKPA[/media]
Some guy thought it was funny to that song lol
[QUOTE=The Winner;24417651]MY FUHRER, ZEY ARE HEIDING HERE, COME QUEEK!
[sp]caps[/sp][/QUOTE]
Why would hitler be searching for jews himself, he has like million of minions.
Fuck yeah, I found bubble wrap!
*pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*
"Where the fucks my diary?"
Don't worry, I've got an emergency walkie talkie! *turns on* "KRRRSSSSHHHH" *flips off* ...shit.
[editline]02:43AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;24426549]Hey guys i'm just going to put on some music on my stereo, ok?[/QUOTE]
Lyrics were win. I couldn't find the OP though...
[editline]02:45AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Raptros;24429679]"Where the fucks my diary?"[/QUOTE]
But that was in the "to burn" pile. Right beneath your pillow...
[img]http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oskar-schindler-liam-neeson-schindlers-list.jpg?w=433&h=403[/img]
Come work in my factory.
Why am I hiding from my brethren?
* Yells* HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE DOG FELL OVER!!!
Dear diary:
I just moved into Otto Frank's building, it's a shithole
PS lol Hitler's mustache looks gay
i am fully char- oh wait
ZHOSE JEWS ARE RIGHT ZHERE GET ZHEM
[QUOTE=slayer20;24430098][img]http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oskar-schindler-liam-neeson-schindlers-list.jpg?w=433&h=403[/img]
Come work in my factory.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.lunch.com/d/d7/177036.jpg?3[/img]
Oskar... are you trying to help the heathen Jews again? Tell me the truth...
If you lie to me, I won't pardon you.
Ze iz az zpy!
[img]http://www.antifascistencyclopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ConfessionsNazi_cover.jpg[/img]
>dear diary...
I find myself afraid to move as I see the Nazis throught the window, dare I look, marching through the town, burning the buildings as they go. I am trapped with a man of great mass. His stomach bulging and his chin, doubled. Adding to my sorrow he is not the brightest fellow. He will often fart, thinking it's humorous.
-they have just entered the front door! I'm in the attic...hiding. I am frozen, unable to move from shear fear of what may happen if they find me. The man is grabbing something from his bag, perhaps a gun?! I may have misjudged this man, he may be intelligent after all! Hang on...no. It's only a bag of potato chips. He reaches in to grab a chip! I stare it him with desperate eyes. "Don't do it" I mouth to him, not a sound coming out. He gives me a puzzled look. *crunch!* Oh no! He has no idea what danger he as put us in. I can hear them down below me, speaking in German. Another *crunch!* I stare at him with pleading eyes. He only gives back a blank stare back.
I can hear them, moving and destroying items below me. I am on the verge of crying but contain myself. I can hear them about to leave when I see the large man stand up. "no!" I whisper. I cover my mouth immediately. "Oh come on," he says "It's impolite to have them leave without offering them some". I saw him moving toward the door, his footsteps sounding like thunder. The Nazis below stop speaking and listen. This man, he is reaching to open the door. Since there is no point in keeping silent, I will only cry until they come and take us away. Goodbye: diary, mother, father, everything. I will see you all in Heaven some day. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Ancubius;24449594]>dear diary...
I find myself afraid to move as I see the Nazis throught the window, dare I look, marching through the town, burning the buildings as they go. I am trapped with a man of great mass. His stomach bulging and his chin, doubled. Adding to my sorrow he is not the brightest fellow. He will often fart, thinking it's humorous.
-they have just entered the front door! I'm in the attic...hiding. I am frozen, unable to move from shear fear of what may happen if they find me. The man is grabbing something from his bag, perhaps a gun?! I may have misjudged this man, he may be intelligent after all! Hang on...no. It's only a bag of potato chips. He reaches in to grab a chip! I stare it him with desperate eyes. "Don't do it" I mouth to him, not a sound coming out. He gives me a puzzled look. *crunch!* Oh no! He has no idea what danger he as put us in. I can hear them down below me, speaking in German. Another *crunch!* I stare at him with pleading eyes. He only gives back a blank stare back.
I can hear them, moving and destroying items below me. I am on the verge of crying but contain myself. I can hear them about to leave when I see the large man stand up. "no!" I whisper. I cover my mouth immediately. "Oh come on," he says "It's impolite to have them leave without offering them some". I saw him moving toward the door, his footsteps sounding like thunder. The Nazis below stop speaking and listen. This man, he is reaching to open the door. Since there is no point in keeping silent, I will only cry until they come and take us away. Goodbye: diary, mother, father, everything. I will see you all in Heaven some day. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
No one can top my epic story.
Who farted?
[QUOTE=Ancubius;24485984]No one can top my epic story.[/QUOTE]
There's been quite a lot of story's about Jewish people hiding in houses and such during world war 2.
Hello zere fellow Juden
Zere is a party in ze trainyard today
Eet is for Juden only
Zees ees not a trick
Ve vould nezzer trick you Juden
I mean, zey vould nezzer trick us Juden
Look ann shut the fucking diary. No one cares whats in there. so shut it the fuck up, were all going to get killed anyway if lenny keeps sneezing.
[B]"Achoo!"[/B]
[B]FUCK![/B]
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