• Your omega-as-fuck moments.
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Not much, but I remember a kid back in school that deliberately kept asking stupid questions to annoy people. One time we were wearing safety goggles in science that had an elastic strap to hold it on your head, i pulled the glasses away from his face until the elastic couldn't stretch much further and let go. He had a line of where the glasses smacked against his face for like 2 days.
Got backwards basketball shots from 3 pointer, then half way, then from behind the hoop outside the court all in a row Biggest (and probably only) boss moment of my life [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=OneFourth;41184276]the legendary ghost poop[/QUOTE] One wipe wonder
I'm going to liberate North Korea.
Though it's not really 'Alpha' to talk about how 'Alpha' you are; basic training taught me one thing. If you are brutally honest to people and keep your cool, most people won't fuck with you and will remain just as straight-forward as you are. It let me stare down MTIs looking explode their lungs, and it also landed me a couple of jobs. :v:
sucked a dick
We need a Spaghetti Stories thread...
When I was around 17-years-old there was this girl (fat and slutty) who knew I was a virgin and wanted to have sex with me. Of course I was not interested. So, one day I was at a friend's house and she was there, and she kept making advances at me. I had to go to the bathroom and she followed me. When I came out she was there looking at me, and tried to grab my privates. Here's the alpha-moment: When she proceeded to grab me down there I blocked her and grabbed her hand. She continued trying to grab me, so to prevent this rape I grabbed her other hand and flipped her in the air (be reminded that she was pretty fat and I was fairly small) like I was some Bruce Lee-Jackie Chan hybrid martial arts expert. She landed on her stomach and I stood there in a generic martial arts pose. My friend came out and laughed at her. I did help her up.
Someone was leaving our local car meet, revving high and driving in a way that would get the entire meet of 200 cars shut down... I run over and toss a drink. He gets out of his car, we exchange yelling. 300 people start mobbing towards us to watch. "fuck, I need to be alpha-as-fuck right now" I light a cigarette as the yelling match continues, doing the whole "not paying attention 2u shitlord" thing. He knocks the cigarette from my hand. I shove him into his car, he kicks me backwards. I fall onto the floor. Everybody walked the dinosaur.
once i walked past some girls and did that generic double mouth click shooty fingers at them. one of them actually swooned [sp]although i'm sure she was just being ironic[/sp]. it earned me several high fives from my bros
[QUOTE=da_maul;41188949]once i walked past some girls and did that generic double mouth click shooty fingers at them. one of them actually swooned [sp]although i'm sure she was just being ironic[/sp]. it earned me several high fives from my bros[/QUOTE] the first alpha thing in this thread.
I kissed a girl once and she didn't even throw up immediately afterwards
Someone tried to punch me on the face but I dodged his fist and pushed him out of the way. Everyone and even the guy was like "dafuq just happened" and I just walked normal and away from it.
[QUOTE=Ausare;41188793]When I was around 17-years-old there was this girl (fat and slutty) who knew I was a virgin and wanted to have sex with me. Of course I was not interested. So, one day I was at a friend's house and she was there, and she kept making advances at me. I had to go to the bathroom and she followed me. When I came out she was there looking at me, and tried to grab my privates. Here's the alpha-moment: When she proceeded to grab me down there I blocked her and grabbed her hand. She continued trying to grab me, so to prevent this rape I grabbed her other hand and flipped her in the air (be reminded that she was pretty fat and I was fairly small) like I was some Bruce Lee-Jackie Chan hybrid martial arts expert. She landed on her stomach and I stood there in a generic martial arts pose. My friend came out and laughed at her. I did help her up.[/QUOTE] wha'd she say/do afterwards :v:
coolest thing i ever did was catch a folding chair that a mad fat kid threw at me with one hand but i was like 14 and havent done anything cool since. [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] actually i did a couple cool things that year but i think that's it. that was my cool year. i just get lamer every year now.
[QUOTE=Aspen;41188997]the first alpha thing in this thread.[/QUOTE] too bad she didn't have an outline.
one time i talked to a [I]real girl[/I] for a couple minutes waiting for the bus she noticed my fedora (because i am a gentleman of fine taste) and complimented it, and asked about my my little pony t-shirt yeah you're jealous, [I]nerds[/I]
Every second that passes is an Alpha-as-fuck moment for me.
When I was a kid, I learned a lot from my dad, which got me into a lot of fights. One weekend, I spent the night at my friend's house. We beat MGS3 together and wanted to learn CQC like Snake (we were 10). After a few days, we were fully trained in the art of airsoft CQC. I could actually counter rubber knife attacks and get people into a chokehold like a pro. Anyway, there was a middle schooler who gave me and my friend shit every day on our walk home. He was a scrawny guy , but older than us, so we didn't dare fight back. One day, he takes it further than ever before. He steals my friend's backpack and tosses it to his buddy, playing keep away. I look to him and say it; "CQC". And instantly he's into the stance, as am I. The bullies laugh and mock us, but they ignore that I'm bigger than them. Even in 5th grade I was a giant. I now stand at 6'2 and 255 pounds, to give you an idea. He punches for me and I move out of the way, causing him to lose balance. I then grab his arm and put him into a hold, my friend does the same with his attacker. I then say the most badass thing I've ever said. At 10 years old, I utter these exact words. "Your technique is nice, but needs work. You put too much into that punch, which made you lose balance. Maybe try to punch more quickly next time. And another thing; you don't have what it takes to beat me" I released him as I said that final bit. But not before giving him an Indian burn. He ran away after that, and both me and my friend went back to his house to CQC on his trampoline. I actually became friends with the bully after elementary, and I showed him MGS 3. All he could say during the Ocelot fight scene was "You sneaky little bastard." I still know my immitation CQC to this day.
I lifted a weight once
i went outside and ran today [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] i made the whole classroom laugh once
i had a girlfriend once......Alpha as fuck
Once i played an anal simulator before it's beta was released Alpha ass fuck.
One time I was going to make up a story on Facepunch on how I beat up a 7' tall twat in front of every single person in my school, and then the teachers wouldn't punish me and instead gave me medals and sucked my dick and I got laid that night, but then I remembered that the concept of "being alpha" is fucking retarded.
I told my girlfriend we we're gonna fuck and we did.
So, in class a few weeks ago this chick at my desk asked me what schwarz meant in german, and after hesitation I said "...uhh black?", after which I looked back down at my work. When I got home I jerked off to the encounter.
I've actually had a bunch of "Alpha" moments, but here are probably my best. Out in the school yard in winter one year, there was this huge pond that froze up into Ice. People loved to slide on it, and I tried it a bit and I didn't find much enjoyment out of it so I started to leave. While I was leaving I noticed 4 guys watching me, after which they started to follow me. I was then surrounded with them asking "Where I was going". Sooner than later, I was hit. I fought off all four of these guys (Although admittedly 2 of them pussied out and one of them wasn't easy to "Knock out". By this time a huge crowd gathered. With the last guy I fought long and hard with him eventually using my body weight to hold him down by laying on him (which people interpreted "Sitting"). By that time the recess bell rang we all just cleared out and we never got in trouble for it. Best part of it is that me and all four of them are friends. The teacher and a couple were talking about seaweed and it's applications. I quickly commented "You're right, weed is very useful. I was the star of the school for the day. Now I've realized how much of a good life I've had, and I'm no long depressed.
Awwww, I was about to tell you all about my first time receiving anal but this isn't alpha-ass-fuck moments. I was in tears by the end of it, but hey.
Sometime around 5/6th grade, some asshole during recess was chasing me with a ball and when he threw it at me, I kicked it back into his face
In 11th grade some bully was picking on a few of my friends, then decided to try me. He pushed me out of his way on the bus, so I approached him and said "I feel sorry for your parents" naturally he asked why, my reply: "For raising suck a prick of a son" He immediately asked if I want to fight, and kept asking as we were walking through the halls, so finally I got tired of it and slammed him into a locker with my left hand on his throat and my right fist in the air. I told him "if you even think about bullying me or any of my friends again, I will make you disappear, motherfucker". I never had any problems with this kid after that. In fact, he awkwardly tried make small talk with me in weight training class a few months later.
When I started development on a program.
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