• Your omega-as-fuck moments.
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A long time ago in 5th grade, there was this guy who beat up by brother. About a week later during recess, he tried to annoy me by reminding me about it. So I said something along the lines of fuck off and threw/flung him across a frozen puddle against a brick wall.
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[QUOTE=Cyanlime;41193059]all of them[/QUOTE] I'm guessing this is you: [img]http://i.stack.imgur.com/r3bCF.gif[/img]
When I was 12, some kid cut my friend's arm with a blade from a pencil sharpener, also using it to cut his legs. This happened when we were at a park, and the kid was was threatening to stab my friend, for absolutely no reason. This was not ok. I saw him holding him up against the wall with scissors, while my friend just turned to the wall and made sobbing noises. Immediately I hurled my 6 feet 180 (maybe even 200) pound ass at him , ending up in him flying, and me tripping and crashing down on his small body. He fractured a rib and his dad had to come pick him up after over half an hour of him crying on the ground, where I am sure he would have beat the crap out of me if I was still there. He didn't come to school for a week after that. McDonald's saved my friend from bullying. Without McDonald's I would not have become so huge. Thank you McDonald's. If you are 12 and are being bullied, I heavily recommend McDonald's for a weight advantage. This will give you extremely muscular legs from having to carry such weight around, giving you massive jump height and sprint speed. Nobody is expecting someone the size of an average adult to move so quickly. That, combined with the inertia of something so huge moving so fast, you will eventually be able to just charge into people and have them K.O'd.
[QUOTE=wug;41193275] If you are 12 and are being bullied, I heavily recommend McDonald's for a weight advantage. This will give you extremely muscular legs from having to carry such weight around, giving you massive jump height and sprint speed. Nobody is expecting someone the size of an average adult to move so quickly. That, combined with the inertia of something so huge moving so fast, you will eventually be able to just charge into people and have them K.O'd.[/QUOTE] Krogan Vanguard Tutorial
I broke up with my girlfriend today. I'm sorry, it had to be done for the better...
[QUOTE=wug;41193275]If you are 12 and are being bullied, I heavily recommend McDonald's for a weight advantage. This will give you extremely muscular legs from having to carry such weight around, giving you massive jump height and sprint speed. Nobody is expecting someone the size of an average adult to move so quickly. That, combined with the inertia of something so huge moving so fast, you will eventually be able to just charge into people and have them K.O'd.[/QUOTE] being the weight of a baby whale to crush your opponents is not something to be very proud of if you're 12
[QUOTE=mstenger404;41194140]I broke up with my girlfriend today. I'm sorry, it had to be done for the better...[/QUOTE] Don't worry, there's always your left hand.
Well one time i was at a event with my friends ( 16, 15 years old ) It was middle of the night and we were walking through an old part of the town when suddenly 2 guys about 25 or 30 years old begin to threating my friend and started making excuses so they could smash he's head in like " why were you looking at me i will punch your teeth out u fucker '' they were probably high on cocaine or whatever , so i stepped in and said to one of them : go find someone of your own age so to the one i said it came towards me and i was ready to kick he's ass but. then the other guy came in running towards me and i thought i wont win this so i ran away .. But later that night they were threating again some other friends of mine but one of them is a really buff guy and we call him a bear ( because when he was 15 he already had a beard ) mauled the shit out of them :dance: Not a alpha moment because i ran as a pussy but it was great when they got instant karma
[QUOTE=Knuffelbeer;41195269] they were probably high on cocaine or whatever , so i stepped in and said to one of them : go find someone of your own age so to the one i said it came towards me and i was ready to kick he's ass but.[/QUOTE] what
2 girls, thought i was going to attack them, I took off my jacket, Walked closer to them. They said how creepy i looked, I laughed as i started singing, LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE WITH A SONG. They called me werid, I laughed again, I danced like the Bee Gee's and i walked off, ALPHA AS FOOK
[QUOTE=Knuffelbeer;41195269]Well one time i was at a event with my friends ( 16, 15 years old ) It was middle of the night and we were walking through an old part of the town when suddenly 2 guys about 25 or 30 years old begin to threating my friend and started making excuses so they could smash he's head in like " why were you looking at me i will punch your teeth out u fucker '' they were probably high on cocaine or whatever , so i stepped in and said to one of them : go find someone of your own age so to the one i said it came towards me and i was ready to kick he's ass but. then the other guy came in running towards me and i thought i wont win this so i ran away .. But later that night they were threating again some other friends of mine but one of them is a really buff guy and we call him a bear ( because when he was 15 he already had a beard ) mauled the shit out of them :dance: Not a alpha moment because i ran as a pussy but it was great[/QUOTE] wtf [editline]26th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=CMPunk444;41195316]2 girls, thought i was going to attack them, I took off my jacket, Walked closer to them. They said how creepy i looked, I laughed as i started singing, LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE WITH A SONG. They called me werid, I laughed again, I danced like the Bee Gee's and i walked off, ALPHA AS FOOK[/QUOTE] wtf x2
Facepunch: Not so very Alpha.
how i imagine the people in this thread [video=youtube;jroFFmtsDcU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jroFFmtsDcU[/video]
I threw someone in a bin for insulting me mother.
I was in a fight (By which I mean I was losing a fight). Dude goes to hit me and rather than attempting to dodge or block I jerked my head forwards and headbutted him in the fist. This, I found out later, broke one of his fingers. I didn't understand why he suddenly started screaming and stuff until I found out a week later, because at the time because I was busy bleeding and being mildly concussed.
I was born.
got caught being inside the school when I was supposed to be outside teacher spots us, me and a friend just run for it.
earlier this year the bathrooms in the upstairs science building were locked during chemistry class and I really needed to go pee so I went downstairs and checked to see if the lower bathrooms were open when WHADDYA KNOW only the girl’s bathroom’s open. not wanting to walk all the way to the satellite bathrooms from the back of the building (it’s about a 3 minute walk) I decide to take my chances and use the girl’s bathroom. so I run in, and bolt into a stall, and pull my pants down and sit on a toilet to pee because that’s what girls do, and I didn’t want someone to walk in and see my feet in the wrong direction cause then they’d know I was a guy like what happened at my last band competition (another story for another day). luckily, there’s nobody but me in the bathroom, and just when I’m about to get up, two girls walk in. and they DON’T get into a stall. they’re just chilling in front of the sink, and lo and behold, I hear the flick of a lighter and smell marijuana. they were smoking weed in the bathroom, and here I was, a boy, stuck in the girl’s bathroom. while these two girls were smoking weed. I was mentally kicking myself at this point for not going to the satellite bathrooms, but I really didn’t have a choice, and I really needed to get back to class. I looked at my watch and found that it’d already been seven minutes and I was NOT about to let these two girls make me late back to class. so I swung open the door and looked at them and said "I’M NOT A BOY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST HIGH AS KITES." and ran back to class. never again.
Well, I once stepped on a LEGO brick and only cried for about half an hour.
I ended a text to my mom with "love you"
I have 3 stories. [quote]In my freshman year of high school, gym was a love-hate relationship for me. I loved it when I actually did something right in the class, but there were plenty of assholes about. I was short and scrawny, so people never really expected much out of me, which just made their celebrations brighter whenever I did something outstanding. Towards the end of the year, we were playing volleyball and Super shit-lord, a senior, pushed me in the back right as I was jumping up to hit the ball. Naturally, I was pissed, but didn't do anything because I never wanted to get into any trouble. However, later that game, my opportunity arrived. As he leaped in the air for the ball, I shoved him with my shoulder. He immediately replied with a volleyball to the head, but I was too busy giving him the most shit-eatingest grin ever to care. As a bonus, the teacher saw him throw the ball at my head and he got in trouble. [sp]later I confessed that I provoked him, but under the pretense of standing up for myself, I was just given one day of ASD which I spent doing make-up work for art while Super Shit-Lord got a heavier sentence[/sp][/quote] [quote]It's gym class again, but Super Shit-Lord didn't do anything this class. He and his friends stopped bullying me after a while since I never really paid much attention to them. It was softball day, and I was in the outfield, equipped with a catching mitt. One of the big football players stepped up to bat, and he hit a pop-fly straight to me. I could barely see the ball as I stared up towards it, and I held out my mitt in anticipation of where it would fall. I caught the ball with the edge of my mitt, and everyone flipped the fuck out. To this day, I revel in the fact that I, a little white boy at the time, managed to make a much older buff black man throw a hissy-fit.[/quote] [quote]This next story is still in the same grade. I had self-esteem issues in my freshman year which is why I remember my stories easier. I loved parkour. And as everyone knows, an inexperienced, uncoordinated 14 year old + acrobatics does NOT mix well. Near the buss lot, waiting for the buss to take me home to my first day of summer vacation, I started doing shit on the railed ramp coming from the mobiles. Well, the first time I ran up and over, my friends weren't watching. So, being the little attention whore I was, I make sure that they're ALL watching on my next run. I climbed up the railing successfully, but when I vaulted over to jump down, I tripped on my MP3 headphones and faceplanted. I skid for about 3 feet on my face. While still on my face, I gave a thumbs up and got right back up. And my nose didn't even bleed.[/quote]
[QUOTE=gaminji;41200338]I ended a text to my mom with "love you"[/QUOTE] Was the first half "I don't"?
There was this kid in my gym class that war fucking with one of my mates so i went over there and put him in a headlock and scratched him eye.
In 8th grade a person who had been bullying me for a while finally made me pissed enough to retaliate. I pushed all my body's strength, as much as I could muster, into swinging my fist into the bully's face. It was enough to knock a tooth out and make him cry. It was also enough to get me a 3 day suspension.
I don't think my little sister knows about this but whenever someone makes fun of her and I'm around I beat the shit out of them when she's not there.
(Years ago) I was in the fifth grade and one of the other students said he wanted to fight me outside school tomorrow. I called him out the next day. He basically told me he had to go because he "had a girlfriend". To this day, I still don't know who lost.
Once I was in PE just tossing a softball from person to person as an exercise for catching, switching partners ever couple of minutes. The first couple switches were okay, I was shit at catching but that didn't matter. Then the next switch was apparently having a bad day, so he chucks the ball with all his might and hits me square in the jaw. Because of how hard he threw it, my jaw actually got dislocated. Instead of falling to the ground and crying like a little bitch like usual when this shit happens, I just put my jaw back in place with a pretty loud snapping noise and went and got the ball. No tears were shed. After that I still can't close my jaw properly without some conscious effort.
my KD in CoD is 10.0 biatchez whass UP? ALPHA AS PHUARK
[QUOTE=da_maul;41202882]Once I was in PE just tossing a softball from person to person as an exercise for catching, switching partners ever couple of minutes. The first couple switches were okay, I was shit at catching but that didn't matter. Then the next switch was apparently having a bad day, so he chucks the ball with all his might and hits me square in the jaw. Because of how hard he threw it, my jaw actually got dislocated. Instead of falling to the ground and crying like a little bitch like usual when this shit happens, I just put my jaw back in place with a pretty loud snapping noise and went and got the ball. No tears were shed. After that I still can't close my jaw properly without some conscious effort.[/QUOTE] You didn't even beat his ass afterwords?
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