a lot of these "alpha moments" just sounds like neckbeards being awkward and not realising it
I had some guy trying to convince me our society 'needs the alpha/beta mindset' because apparently beta people need to recognize their place or some shit like that and tried to push his alpha-ness on me. I told him only dogs and apes respect alphas. Not sure if that counts as alpha in and of itself, but it was actually one of the first times I stood up for myself. I suppose when I decided to stop being so fucking awkward with people might count, but I dunno. I've never beaten the shit out of anyone or delivered an amazing zinger, which I'm seeing a lot of.
I don't really know what an alpha moment should be. I do my best to defuse tense situations where I can, speak calmly where there's room for talk, and I hold my ground when I must make a stand. If by 'Alpha' you mean 'Agressive douchebaggery', that's not really my shtick.
Not really alpha as fuck. But one time I was browsing around a £1 store and found a Doctor Who book which I just had to grab. Went to the check out with my card (I never carry cash) and found there is a £6 minimum spending limit.
Basically ended up buying £5 of random toys and sweets for the kids of the women in line behind me. She was almost in tears at my good deed.
Not proud of this so bare with me.
I remember a long time ago when I was probably 14-15 years old, I was in school near the lockers when I saw this random kid walk by. I spontaneously went for a fake body punch to make him jump, I was only trying to have a bit of fun, I had no ill intentions for it but I accidentally fully committed on my punch and hit him, think I got him right in the liver.
In my mind I'm going oh shit, oh shit and I was just about to apologize because I thought he was going to kick my ass... then he started fake laughing and showing me this submissive behavior "haha tha-that's a good one, you got me! he-hehe"
Immediately, something clicked in my head and I started acting like some alpha douche bag, there was a strange satisfaction knowing that I've just sort of dominated someone, I patted him on the back, think I called him "little buddy" you ok there pal? huhuhu
It wasn't long after I started feeling really guilty about what I did because I had gone against my own standards, and the guy I did it to couldn't have been a friendlier guy. Anyways it all evened itself out because the next day he came around and did the exact same thing to me, it hurt but I was glad that he did it, I didn't like the tension I had created and I definitely deserved it.
snip
[I]Alpha[/I] as fuck moment? Playing Rust.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;41203956]I had some guy trying to convince me our society 'needs the alpha/beta mindset' because apparently beta people need to recognize their place or some shit like that and tried to push his alpha-ness on me. I told him only dogs and apes respect alphas. Not sure if that counts as alpha in and of itself, but it was actually one of the first times I stood up for myself. I suppose when I decided to stop being so fucking awkward with people might count, but I dunno. I've never beaten the shit out of anyone or delivered an amazing zinger, which I'm seeing a lot of.[/QUOTE]
He sounds like an Omega with a complex, really.
I called a moderator a mean word.
i fingered a girl during a play once
we ate candy together afterwards
[QUOTE=TMBGFan;41190285]one time i talked to a [I]real girl[/I] for a couple minutes waiting for the bus
she noticed my fedora (because i am a gentleman of fine taste) and complimented it, and asked about my my little pony t-shirt
yeah you're jealous, [I]nerds[/I][/QUOTE]
She didn't even compliment your gas mask?
What a bitch. She is undeserving of your alpha superiority.
i once beat up a guy
he didn't even provoke me, i'm just that fuckin' alpha.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41197282]earlier this year the bathrooms in the upstairs science building were locked during chemistry class
and I really needed to go pee so I went downstairs and checked to see if the lower bathrooms were open when WHADDYA KNOW only the girl’s bathroom’s open. not wanting to walk all the way to the satellite bathrooms from the back of the building (it’s about a 3 minute walk) I decide to take my chances and use the girl’s bathroom.
so I run in, and bolt into a stall, and pull my pants down and sit on a toilet to pee because that’s what girls do, and I didn’t want someone to walk in and see my feet in the wrong direction cause then they’d know I was a guy like what happened at my last band competition (another story for another day).
luckily, there’s nobody but me in the bathroom, and just when I’m about to get up, two girls walk in. and they DON’T get into a stall. they’re just chilling in front of the sink, and lo and behold, I hear the flick of a lighter and smell marijuana.
they were smoking weed in the bathroom, and here I was, a boy, stuck in the girl’s bathroom.
while these two girls were smoking weed.
I was mentally kicking myself at this point for not going to the satellite bathrooms, but I really didn’t have a choice, and I really needed to get back to class. I looked at my watch and found that it’d already been seven minutes and I was NOT about to let these two girls make me late back to class.
so I swung open the door and looked at them and said
"I’M NOT A BOY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST HIGH AS KITES."
and ran back to class.
never again.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you post this before?
I swear I've read it somewhere.
My friend was being a witty cunt and being an outright dick, so I put him in his place by putting a coin between my fingers and beating his head in with it, he's still got scarring from it
Am I the only one who-judging by the thread title, and the use of "Alpha" as a means of describing something awesome, gets the feeling that the OP is in fact a 9 year old?
[editline]27th June 2013[/editline]
Or at the very least not much older than that.
I stopped lurking.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;41209572]Didn't you post this before?
I swear I've read it somewhere.[/QUOTE]
i posted it in the embarrassing situations thread
i was embarrassed by it before
then i realised it was alpha as fuck
[QUOTE=archangel125;41208319]He sounds like an Omega with a complex, really.[/QUOTE]
I just don't buy into the whole mindset. It reminds me of 'friendzone,' something that's just made up to justify certain behaviors. Dog packs have alpha males because that's how their society works; we don't need that. Anybody who tells you they're alpha is justifying being a douchebag. That said, I do agree that people who try to push themselves as the top of the food chain aren't what they claim to be.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;41213867]I just don't buy into the whole mindset. It reminds me of 'friendzone,' something that's just made up to justify certain behaviors. Dog packs have alpha males because that's how their society works; we don't need that. Anybody who tells you they're alpha is justifying being a douchebag. That said, I do agree that people who try to push themselves as the top of the food chain aren't what they claim to be.[/QUOTE]
are you saying alpha males dont exist in the human race? look at people who are outgoing, confident and extroverted and then look at introverts who cant talk to people without looking at their feet
would you say the 1st guy is a douchebag lmao
ITT people who don't know what "alpha" means.
[QUOTE=Ryz0;41213997]are you saying alpha males dont exist in the human race? look at people who are outgoing, confident and extroverted and then look at introverts who cant talk to people without looking at their feet
would you say the 1st guy is a douchebag lmao[/QUOTE]
You don't get ~alpha male humans~ in a societal sense.
Its always interested anthropologists how other primates form societies around dominance and ~alpha-ness~ where as human societies are prestige based.
The theory going is that humans have evolved a psychological adaptation for cultural learning and its pretty much helped us get as smart as we have.
[QUOTE=archangel125;41203980]I don't really know what an alpha moment should be. I do my best to defuse tense situations where I can, speak calmly where there's room for talk, and I hold my ground when I must make a stand. If by 'Alpha' you mean 'Agressive douchebaggery', that's not really my shtick.[/QUOTE]
haha beta alert!
[sp]the betas found the thread guys, abandon ship![/sp]
Probably one of my best moments.
This kid attacked someone I knew for no reason and he was strong and I was week so I was kinda being an idiot by even provoking him but, I'm me. So I'm like "why the fuck did you do that". He got angry and ran at me. I dropped to the floor and he tripped over me into this glass window and smashed his fist up. That day was gooood.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41212509]i posted it in the embarrassing situations thread
i was embarrassed by it before
then i realised it was alpha as fuck[/QUOTE]
Woulda been true alpha if you stuck around and toked with em and got a number or two. :v: haha "oh no I'll be late for class"
[QUOTE=jamie1130;41215611]Probably one of my best moments.
This kid attacked someone I knew for no reason and he was strong and I was week so I was kinda being an idiot by even provoking him but, I'm me. So I'm like "why the fuck did you do that". He got angry and ran at me. I dropped to the floor and he tripped over me into this glass window and smashed his fist up. That day was gooood.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha what i got from that story was that you dropped into the fetal position and he tripped over you
[QUOTE=shoerack;41203083]You didn't even beat his ass afterwords?[/QUOTE]
no, i'm fucking scrawny.
this guy was in peak condition too, if i had any attempts to attack him i'd get maybe one punch in before i go to the hospital.
[sp]i was like 5'6" at the time and only 100 lbs. not much better off now at 6 foot and 120 lbs.[/sp]
I once was hooking up with a chick and got her tits out and played with them at the same time while on the couch at a party with people drinking all around me, then she passed out and another chick ended up sitting next to me and I hooked up with her as well while the other chick was just passed out next to me :v:
I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes.
[QUOTE=css_nerd;41220160]I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]
dam I wouldnt want to mess with someone as tough as you
Can you be my bodyguard?
[editline]28th June 2013[/editline]
also hook me up with some of that melange bro
[QUOTE=Ryz0;41213997]are you saying alpha males dont exist in the human race? look at people who are outgoing, confident and extroverted and then look at introverts who cant talk to people without looking at their feet
would you say the 1st guy is a douchebag lmao[/QUOTE]
If the first guy is pushing himself as 'alpha' or even just better than other people because of his traits, then definitely. If he's genuinely a nice guy then no. The reason I hate the mindset is because it encourages 'beta' people to accept their place as inferior and that's just plain old wrong. Like I said, humans don't need that.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.