[QUOTE=1chains1;35646916]I don't understand half of this community, every time I see something about bullying you all unite against it and say how those people are scum. Then a thread like this appears, half of the insults on here are against people who have done nothing to you and you are judging them based on a factor of intelligence rather than as a whole person. Education isn't the best in a lot of areas and even more so just because a person isn't as intelligent as you doesnt make them any lesser of a person or a horrible one. Education is not always the top priority of a person and I would expect a lot of you to have more empathy towards people.[/QUOTE]
i don't hate stupid people.
they just annoy me.
Retard in science class asked how we can breathe if the atmosphere is only 20% oxygen.
I just got this right now.
I got 5 messages from my lost-distance friend with this URL: [url]http://muncie.craigslist.org/wan/2970326595.html[/url]
"Roblox Playing Buddy"-$1
I shit you not.
I can hear my phone going,
*Ta D- *Ta D- *Ta D- *Ta D- *Ta Da
I was in Bio the other day, and we had some seniors instructing the different parts of the lesson that day. On that day, one of the seniors was showing us a dissected rat. After a short time, we got into how it was killed and preserved, when, all the sudden, this dumb blonde girl chimes in from behind us and says, "But I thought when things die they turn to dust?" Everyone just turns around and looks at her with a kind of "You serious?" face, and she continues with, "Guys, I'm serious. That's what it says in the Bible, so I'm confused at what's going on here. Are you sure that's not just a dummy or something?"
I had to bite my tongue to keep myself from exploding.
So there was this one fucking dickbag when i was in primary school. He always laughed at my last name, told everyone lies about me, always followed me just to hit me and push me into the wall, even in the technical work whatsoever he always hit me with hammers, threw paint at me and just laughed like a motherfucking dicksucking asswipe. The only thing the teachers and the principal told us to just shake hands and say sorry. Guess three times did that work. Every morning i was afraid to go to school just because of him. Then one day, the principal gave me a note that said "[the dickbag] has been transferred to another school."
[B][I][U]FUCK YES[/U][/I][/B]
He was gone. Finally gone. I was free for the last 2 years of primary school. Then i moved into junior high. The first year was cool, getting used to the new school and stuff. Then one day, when waiting for the next class to begin, that goddamn asshole walks right in front of me. He stops and just yells "HEY LOOK!!! ITS THAT DUMB KID!!!" so hard the whole school heard it. When i got home, i told my parents hes back. My mom called my head teacher about it and me told everything will be fine. Everything was not fine work the next week. He spit on me everytime he saw me, blocked every door i was trying to walk through, it wasnt even laughing what he did. It was just 120% ear-rape. Next Monday, he came to me once and only said "You are so stupid because you told the headteacher about me. Now im in even worse situation with my mom, because she has already grounded me because i stole energy drinks from the store." After that, he hasn't done anything to me. I just had the hugest feeling of accomplishment i've ever had.
It was over.
i remember it was 10th grade history, some dumb bitch asked the teacher what was a tank, everyone was like are you fucking kidding me ?!!! Man i never lost so much faith in humanity in one day.
One time at school this happened:
Him: "I've stopped believing in god, right now I don't believe in anything."
Me: "So you're an atheist?"
Him: "No, I told you don't believe in any religion!"
Me: "Which means that you're an atheist."
Him: "NO! I told you that I don't believe in any religion you stupid cunt!"
I shit you not.
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There was this time a friend of mine convinced this dumb blonde chick that since she was vegan, she couldn't eat anything curry.
This, she explained, was because of the extremely well kept secret that the spice "curry" actually were made from an African bird, named "Curry".
These birds were supposedly dangerously close to extinction and were easy to hunt because they were bright yellow and when they preformed their mating dance they made "currycurrycurrycurry" noises.
It was pretty hilarious.
And tragic.
[QUOTE=l l;35631848][url=http://www.facepunch.com/members/380048-Daedulas]daedalus[/url], here on fp
if you know who he is you know what I mean, he's really creepy and he says really stupid things all the time
[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1074583[/url] if you're gold read this and you will understand[/QUOTE]
lol daedulas rated it
"if I rate it funny it will mean I'm not upset and it's only a joke!"
So there was this one chick who was stalking my friend. [sp]She wasn't very attractive[/sp]
So he had her friend send her a text that said he had contagious ass cancer.
She never stalked him again.
I'm not sure what it is about people who aren't too tech savvy, but they almost always think that there MUST be a way to fix everything. All you need to do is buy more of that ram stuff and stay away from Firefox, right? I was asked to fix a friend's parent's computer. Explaining to said parent that the motherboard was both probably almost as old as me, and completely fried was the WORST. After explaining for 5 minutes that [i]no, I don't have a replacement, no, it doesn't need more memory,[/i] and [i]no, I can't just reinstall Windows,[/i] I eventually boiled it down to the simplest way I could explain it:
"You have to buy a new computer, nothing can be done."
"Why not? Can't I just buy new parts?"
"You might as well be shopping for fossils in an Apple store."
"Okay, fine. I bet I could sell this one for a few hundred and get a brand new one!"
"You probably couldn't give this dinosaur away. I'm sorry."
I thought I'd made my point, he finally understood, and began to leave, but then: "Wait, what if I buy a video card?"
Oh apparently DOOM is a gay Cod rip off according to my school
[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;35669776]Oh apparently DOOM is a gay Cod rip off according to my school[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of this:
ME: (talking to friend)But the amount of time something takes doesn't mean it's good. I mean, Duke Nukem Forever took, what, 17 years?
RANDOM GUY (RG): What? No it didn't. The Xbox wasn't even out back then.
ME: Jesus christ how stupid (explains to him)
RG: How do you even know something like that? Jeez.
ME: Because I'm a gamer
RG: (exact words) [B]I COULD BEAT YOU IN COD[/B]
But it turns out he played through Portal 2 and enjoyed, so it's not all bad.
I worked as TA for the office in highschool and I was helping sort ASVAB stuff (it's a military entrance exam) and this one chick got a 7 on it. I couldn't fucking believe it. At the time you only needed a score of 30 to join the army and the test itself was mostly common sense questions with some easy math and reading comprehension questions.
And I remember years ago a kid was shocked to learn that the ac-130s were actually planes. He thought they were satellites or some shit.
My little brother.
Every single band I listen to, every single game I like and every single movie I watch is shit according to him.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;35672926]My little brother.
Every single band I listen to, every single game I like and every single movie I watch is shit according to him.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he's not dumb. Maybe you just have shit taste.
Some chick in my my Biology class asked the teacher why we're learning evolution when God created everything.
Oh god, she got so told.
"What's Greek Mythology?
I'm in the honor's English and I put up with the dumbest people I know.
People thinking the Norwegian National Day is on "Friday the 13th" when it's on the 17th of May...
One of my friends.
She asked me "Who built America?"
She actually thought workers physically got dirt and rock and other materials, and built America by machine.
A person? I can't really tell, be it a girl in my class who takes about 10 minutes to understand a simple sentence, and when asked by English teacher "What were you doing yesterday" she replies "Yesterday I go to shopping".
I live in a place where people are mostly pretty rich. And 3/4 of people at my school are dumb faggots who do nothing besides acting like ~gangstaz, getting themselves drunk, fucking eachother at ~partays and then bragging about how mature they are.
Oh and I forgot about smoking cigs and weed wherever and whenever they can.
And wearing those fucking caps.
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_znetMyxM0Pk/TCsfJJs8f_I/AAAAAAAAFiI/ftYnncs7Drs/s1600/red_yankee_cap.jpg[/IMG]
I never understood, why do people keep the sticker on
[QUOTE=mopman999;35679535]I never understood, why do people keep the sticker on[/QUOTE]
because they're fucking tools
[QUOTE=mopman999;35679535]I never understood, why do people keep the sticker on[/QUOTE]
Apparently if you take the sticker off, the hat "loses its value".
As much as it pains me, I'd say my Dad sometimes fits in these situations.
The other day, I was discussing my trip to Germany this summer (I live in America) and he literally asked me, "Isn't there an East and a West Germany?"
Not that I would consider him dumb as much as he is just oblivious. He grew up pretty sheltered and doesn't pay attention to a lot of things. But, damn.
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;35679873]As much as it pains me, I'd say my Dad sometimes fits in these situations.
The other day, I was discussing my trip to Germany this summer (I live in America) and he literally asked me, "Isn't there an East and a West Germany?"
Not that I would consider him dumb as much as he is just oblivious. He grew up pretty sheltered and doesn't pay attention to a lot of things. But, damn.[/QUOTE]
At least he didn't ask a completely retarded question like "Are we going to come across any Nazis or what?"
Seriously, his question isn't half as bad as what other people say about Germany.
A friend ('friend') of mine once was convinced he got his girlfriend pregnant by dryhumping her. We let him think that for about a week before telling him how stupid he was. She is now his ex for some stupid reason (he told us but fuck if I remember). Apparently the other day she sent him a nude picture, god knows why, and he is now convinced the police are going to kick down his door any second.
[QUOTE=Bicko Blicko;35680169]At least he didn't ask a completely retarded question like "Are we going to come across any Nazis or what?"
Seriously, his question isn't half as bad as what other people say about Germany.[/QUOTE]
People tend to say you don't talk about Nazi Germany in Germany because the past hurts the current and past generation.
Well, I did talk about Nazi Germany in Germany, to a German who was not a Nazi, he was a German. It wasn't a heated discussion, it wasn't a VERDAMTE SCHWEINHUND SIE GEHEN ZU AUSCHWITZ rantfest, it was a normal discussion as if we were talking about the damn weather.
That discussion has taught me one thing.
Germans are usually less oblivious then Americans. At least, the Germans I've seen were. Germans are really friendly folk.
There's a girl who works at my college gym who's fairly gullible. One of my friends managed to convince her that he was Bruce Wayne, and she didn't catch on until he told her he was raised by his butler :v:
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