we were talking about vectors in maths today
some kid asks "isn't that the crocodile from mario?"
[img]http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/1/15/Happy-new-Vector.png[/img]
Me. At the age of four, I was given a chocolate mousse with Woody from toy story on the lid. I refused to eat it and demanded the Buzz Lightyear one because, as you all know, "Spaceman flavor is my favorite."
One time talking with my dad:
Me: The letter "e" is the most used letter in the alphabet.
Dad: No it isn't, "a" is.
Me: Are you sure?
Dad: Yeah, you know, "eh?"
Me: "Eh" is spelled with E-H.
Dad: Oh... Shutup.
Another situation:
Me: Did you know that an orange is the only fruit named after it's color?
Dad: No, you forgot grape.
Me: Grape isn't a color dad...
Dad: ...
But other than that, my dad is pretty smart. It's just these random times where he'll slip up.
I know this one douche bag that calls me "China" just because I'm a third Filipino. I'm more European anyway, but this fucker HAS to call me CHINA at every chance he gets.
[QUOTE=ZenanM1;35690368]I know this one douche bag that calls me "China" just because I'm a third Filipino. I'm more European anyway, but this fucker HAS to call me CHINA at every chance he gets.[/QUOTE]
Stab him with chopsticks
Which reminds me, I had a small debate with some guy who didn't understand how to use chopsticks, and said they were only in Anime and movies and done with special effects. No matter how I explained, and even demonstrated with a couple of pencils, he refused to believe they worked. He said they could only be used by stabbing. I asked how you would eat rice or noodles, and his only response was, "You'd grab a fork, duh." I'll admit his response made me chuckle, but his tenacity to refused to listen was ridiculous.
The kid that bullied me would call this Asian kid I am friends with Jackie Chan all the damn time. Thank fuck that kid is gone (not the Asian kid)
Every time I think I've found the dumbest person someone one ups them.
Here's a few of the dumb quotes from people I've encountered:
"What's a reptile? What's a mammal?" (In highschool when that happened)
"WWII wouldn't have happened if we didn't nuke Japan"'
"Where's the United States?"
I can't even list anymore, I feel the rage setting in as I type this.
[editline]Edit:[/editline]
Most of my school is dumb, snap-back wearing, rich pieces of shit who can't form a simple god damned sentence even when they've spoke English their whole life.
There is a girl next to me in my 8th period history class that is drama queen to the goddamn max
First, she said all white people are racist and jealous that Obama is president, because I was joking how "he should be impeached and imprisoned for a billion years for eating dog".
Second, she never shuts her goddamn trap, she even got yelled at by my history teacher for not shutting up, even talked back whilst he was yelling, too.
Third, she tried to steal my phone from out of my hand exclaiming "give me your phone!" when I was just checking the flipping time
Fourth, during our testing CRTs this morning, she was nagging me over using a mechanical pencil instead of a #2 pencil. Saying I should be "marked down". Friend in front of me joked of it, but I didn't care much.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35592143][URL="http://facepunch.com/members/160772-Joppari"]Joppari[/URL]
First tries to have a religious discussion with me, then when I make an argument he cannot best, he just says things like this:
And on his profile I see he has had the same discussion with pnukup and said the same sort of shit on his page aswell.
[b]Extremely late edit:[/b] If you want to have a laugh, I have the pm's right here.[/QUOTE]
lmao
looks like i hurt your feelings
I like when somebody uses horrible unimaginative insults because they don't have anything to actually add to their side of the argument and then go
HA SOMEBUDDYS BUTHURT
Yes Joppari I am talking about you.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35696665]I like when somebody uses horrible unimaginative insults because they don't have anything to actually add to their side of the argument and then go
HA SOMEBUDDYS BUTHURT
Yes Joppari I am talking about you.[/QUOTE]
you muts be new here's
Well at least you didn't use an advice animal to tell me that.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35696685]Well at least you didn't use an advice animal to tell me that.[/QUOTE]
lmao
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35696685]Well at least you didn't use an advice animal to tell me that.[/QUOTE]
Ssshhh, ignore him, he's probably feeling very sad and depressed because of the "internet bullies".
Maybe he has trouble in real life and this is way of venting? Anyway if you just ignore it, it'll go away.
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
Aka, report and move on peeps.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;35515587]My school. I swear all these fucking cretins talk about is "sm0kin' da w33d" and Call of Generic.[/QUOTE]
Just about any "secondary" school (high school) or higher are like this, we all have shared this annoying matter trust me, we know that feel bro.
EDIT: whoops read the wrong page, sorry.
everyone in the "Do you pee in the shower?" topic that says no + groose
[QUOTE=basvanvelzen;35697104]everyone in the "Do you pee in the shower?" topic that says no + groose[/QUOTE]
They act as if peeing in the shower means you piss all over your feet and self.
Another situation of how dumb my brother is:
Waiting for the bus this morning and he starts talking about how realistic the show Phineas and Ferb is. (He watches it before leaving. I watch it as well every now and then. It's a good show)
I try to explain to him that it's a cartoon, and those physics don't apply in the real world. He says but that's because Perry helps them. I stress the fact that it's a cartoon and it's impossible for anything like that to happen. He brings up Perry again. I tell him it's a fake character and platypus' can't be secret agents or even understand human language.
He says "Whatever, it doesn't matter" and proceeds to ignore me until the bus came and we got to school. At which time, he brings up the topic again. (I'm 18, he is 15 as a refresher)
[QUOTE=Daemon White;35697640]Another situation of how dumb my brother is:
Waiting for the bus this morning and he starts talking about [B]how realistic the show Phineas and Ferb[/B] is. (He watches it before leaving. I watch it as well every now and then. It's a good show)[/QUOTE]
the fuck
[QUOTE=Daemon White;35697640]Another situation of how dumb my brother is:
Waiting for the bus this morning and he starts talking about how realistic the show Phineas and Ferb is. (He watches it before leaving. I watch it as well every now and then. It's a good show)
I try to explain to him that it's a cartoon, and those physics don't apply in the real world. He says but that's because Perry helps them. I stress the fact that it's a cartoon and it's impossible for anything like that to happen. He brings up Perry again. I tell him it's a fake character and platypus' can't be secret agents or even understand human language.
He says "Whatever, it doesn't matter" and proceeds to ignore me until the bus came and we got to school. At which time, he brings up the topic again. (I'm 18, he is 15 as a refresher)[/QUOTE]
That's something I would expect from a 7-9 year old, not a 15 year old for christ sakes.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;35697640]Another situation of how dumb my brother is:
Waiting for the bus this morning and he starts talking about how realistic the show Phineas and Ferb is. (He watches it before leaving. I watch it as well every now and then. It's a good show)
I try to explain to him that it's a cartoon, and those physics don't apply in the real world. He says but that's because Perry helps them. I stress the fact that it's a cartoon and it's impossible for anything like that to happen. He brings up Perry again. I tell him it's a fake character and platypus' can't be secret agents or even understand human language.
He says "Whatever, it doesn't matter" and proceeds to ignore me until the bus came and we got to school. At which time, he brings up the topic again. (I'm 18, he is 15 as a refresher)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE](I'm 18, he is 15 as a refresher)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]he is 15[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]15[/B][/QUOTE]
Why is he watching [I]Phineas and Ferb?![/I]
[QUOTE=Funley;35660839]"You are so stupid because you told the headteacher about me. Now im in even worse situation with my mom, because she has already grounded me because i stole energy drinks from the store."[/QUOTE]
hearing that really made me want to punch that guy in the face
and i dont usually WANT to punch people in the face
[QUOTE=NateDude;35698096]Why is he watching [I]Phineas and Ferb?![/I][/QUOTE]
I have no idea. Although the show can be quite witty at times.
[b][sub]Edited[/sub][/b]
He also watches all the other family channel shows including "Good Luck Charlie", "Wizards of Waverly Place", the dancing one, and something else with a fucktonne of bitches and laughtracks. My sister turns them on, and my brother doesn't leave. He sits there and watches that shit. I look for half a second, say "fuck this" and leave.
Reading this thread makes me lose faith in humanity.
Also, while taking the dog, my beagle, out for a walk I saw this girl. She had her dog with her, a puppy Sankt Bernard, and was staying inside a fenced area where her dog ran loose. And as I walked by chocolate emerged out of her pocket and she gave it to her puppy.
"Hey! Don't give him chocolate!" I said.
"Why not? It's just chocolate?" she replied.
"Chocolate is toxic to dogs."
"I can eat it. Why can't they?"
[QUOTE=God dammit;35699315]Reading this thread makes me lose faith in humanity.
Also, while taking the dog, my beagle, out for a walk I saw this girl. She had her dog with her, a puppy Sankt Bernard, and was staying inside a fenced area where her dog ran loose. And as I walked by chocolate emerged out of her pocket and she gave it to her puppy.
"Hey! Don't give him chocolate!" I said.
"Why not? It's just chocolate?" she replied.
"Chocolate is toxic to dogs."
"I can eat it. Why can't they?"[/QUOTE]
God Dammit.
Me.
try going through some of my old posts. Dumbest shit you've ever seen.
When at a party listening to music, I (somewhat proudly) proclaimed "This music is very repetitive..."
My friends promptly reminded me this was due to the fact it was the chorus!
My music knowledge has never been top notch, but this was a new low.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35696944]Ssshhh, ignore him, he's probably feeling very sad and depressed because of the "internet bullies".
Maybe he has trouble in real life and this is way of venting? Anyway if you just ignore it, it'll go away.
[editline]24th April 2012[/editline]
Aka, report and move on peeps.[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=Joppari;35700657]no[/QUOTE]
did /b/ reject you
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