My schoolmate.
He stuck a pen up his ass while drunk. But that's not the reason I'm mentioning him. The reason is that he has the worst comebacks. Just today, he talked to me about how he's getting 300 euros in two weeks and I jokingly ask him that is he going to buy new pens to shove up his ass. He said that he isn't. Then I decided to bust his balls a bit more and say: "Oh, so the pens aren't stimulating enough?" which he replies with: "Not as stimulating as your dick."
I'm not sure if I should be scared.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35704203]Examples plox?[/QUOTE]
Not following the rules in fast thread sections.
You. Yes, you.
Fuck you, David.
So a couple days ago I saw one of my friends talking to a girl on facebook. My friend sent her this link about this band that got chlamydia from a koala. [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/koala-chlamydia-one-direction_n_1447490.html[/url]
It's her favorite band apparently so he wanted to make her mad.
She responded with "Not possible."
My friend "Why not?"
She says "Animals can't have STDs."
Me:[video=youtube;Kmvb_fa-558]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmvb_fa-558[/video]
There has been a recent news article about a Norweigan guy getting arrested and being sentenced 7 years in jail for accidentally going the wrong way here in AZ, which is downright ridiculous. And then this wonderful intellectual showed up.
[QUOTE=Frostypunch;35703573]This news makes me wanna blow up Arizona with a goddamm nuke then repeatedly blow it up a thousand more times till not even oxygen can survive in the shithole known as Arizona[/QUOTE]
:downs:
I go to school in a very conservative city, so I hear a lot of stuff like this:
A: "We should just nuke all the poor people so that crime goes away."
B: "And the minorities."
C: "Same thing!"
And then they high-fived. I glared at them for two or three minutes, during which time they just glared back.
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;35704803]There has been a recent news article about a Norweigan guy getting arrested and being sentenced 7 years in jail for accidentally going the wrong way here in AZ, which is downright ridiculous. And then this wonderful intellectual showed up.
:downs:[/QUOTE]
i'm moving to arizona :saddowns:
One time i went for a hospital check up for my pacemaker and as usual i had to wait a good hour until i finally have my 5 minute check. During the waiting time i had to sit next to this woman and her son and the things these people said was astounding to no end. I distinctly remember the doctor i came to see walking past and the woman whispered to her son " That doctor is so smart it does' my head in". What annoyed her about it i have no idea. But then that was followed by "did you know that he can take your heart out and put another one in its amazing". So apparently to this woman any doctor regardless if they focus on medicine and diagnosis only, they are able to perform heart transplants as its a trend.
Her son then decided to say "i can do that". Baring in mind this guy was like 19 years old.
Another thing about my lovely brother: [B]EVERYTHING[/B] he says or does is a quote or reference from tv, video games, or memes. That last one was my stupidity. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and showed him some Dick Figures as well as some troll memes. [B][I]Never Again...[/I][/B]
And when he isn't making jokes that are punch-in-the-face worthy, he is either talking about something he did in a video game (It isn't COD, except for WaW. It's the only COD I like for the new generation systems, and I had Bad Company 2), something he talked about within the last 15 minutes, or something in class that has no relation to said class.
I swear the kid's autistic with OCD and ADHD, but he hasn't been tested for that. I really think my parents should take him in and get some kind of test done for that. Because then we would have a reason for his insane stupidity.
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