There is a girl in my class who thinks that we don't need to learn math becouse calculators are already invented.
A friend on Xbox Live:
"Have you noticed that every new game copies Modern Warfare 2?"
I almost started crying.
myself
[url]http://www.cultofmac.com/[/url]
Derp Y. Mail
Goes on boxing rampages and doesn't even try to make sense of it.
"I HAZ OTHR OPENION THEN U UR DUMB"
I don't like saying others are dumb so i nominate myself for all the dumb posts i've made on facepunch.
Goku from the Abridged Series!
[QUOTE=Al Bundy;35285468]In Biology a couple of days ago we were watching some videos about parasites. We saw one about River Blindness and this English researcher getting it. So it went to a picture of a skinny African man with his eyes in two directions. Most of the class just starts laughing (to tell you the truth I chuckled a bit too because it took me by surprise). I was at the computer since it's hard for me to see and paused the video because there was something important the narrator was saying. So I moved it back a bit and played it when the classroom got quiet. It get's to the picture again and nobody laughs except this one girl. She always was like this, nearly everyday she just came up with the worst excuses, the worst questions, and the worst complaints you could ever imagine. I got up from the computer chair, went up to her and said, "You are the most ignorant dipshit I have ever seen in my entire life. I don't know how you can be a charitable person like you always act like you are. You think you deserve so much with your rich-ass family above average figure. You're one of those people that would break their phones and say 'Oh, my parents will just get me another one.' Why don't you add another Porsche to that list you trust-fund baby. How you even got to be in an Advanced Placement class is utterly amazing. So before you say anything, here's my response. Go to hell."
I spit on her iPad and walked out. I came the next day and she had her parents come over. I ignored them no matter what they did, turned in my homework, and sat down to work on a daily assingment. She tried to get more of my attention. So I took out my iPod Shuffle to muffle out the dense, tinging noise which was her voice. She said "Ppff, you couldn't afford an iPod Touch? You poor ass hobo!" I proceeded to get the water out of my backpack and splash it on her face. I told her "Does it matter? Cock stain."
She left and was no longer in the class since then.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, her parents were probably grateful.
Pretty much every black person in my school, and the rednecks that try to act black
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[QUOTE=HorizoN;35286413]Jesus christ I hate Apple fans so much. I had my old phone out and was using Skype on it and some girl said that my phone was gay because it wasn't an Apple.
Fucking bitch. She criticizes anything that isn't an Apple computer and brags about her multiple iMacs a lot.[/QUOTE]
iJustine?
I don't hate my cousin and he isn't a dumb kid at all but one time in the car, AC/DC came on and he asked if that was like screamo music of the 80's
It was just bad
This wasn't a person I personally encountered, however a few of my friends did when they were at a Airshow.
This American girl (with an apparently really strong stereotypical southern USA accent) walked up to my friends and started talking to them, at about 4pm she apparently looked at her phone and said "Why isn't anyone getting Tea?". After some explanation, she generally though that all British people dropped EVERYTHING they were doing at exactly 4pm to go drink a cup a Tea.
I know stereotypes make people think the entire opposite to what a country is like (at least now a days anyway....) but I honestly wonder where the HELL she got that idea from.
Ive also had a rather Crazy Catholic friend. Every time you said "Oh my god" he would have a MASSIVE go at you, like you just murdered someone. He tried to turn drinks such as coke into "holy" drinks, he went up to every single person who wasn't a Christian and attempted to convert them on the spot. If someone was to take the piss out of him (which was pretty often) he would start cursing them in Latin. He also didn't believe in Science and disrupted every science class he was in (especially Biology).
Somehow I was still friends with him..
He also fancied this girl (really obviously as well) and wouldn't admit it. One day in our class a name was on the board which was the girl's first name, and his last name. I made a little joke about it and he started strangling me. Very close to blacking out before my other friend saw what was going on.
Obviously by this point I wasn't going to be friends with him any more (NO REALLY?). So he lost his last friend, he ended up being bullied so much that he got put into the "special" part of the school, I saw him a few years later and I think he had gone mad. Literally.
[QUOTE=inconspicious;35288182][url]http://www.cultofmac.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
I read a few things on that website, chuckling at the stupid-ass macfag parody blog posts... Then slowly, it dawned on me. It's not a satire. It's what macfags actually believe...
Well this one bitch in my class thought that moon was a planet
Also guys you know when you recognise immediately from the persons face if he/she is dumb, well this girl is one of those, the dumbness reflects from her.
She is also really awkward and stares at people and sits in awkward positions and asks other dumb questions like "What does unbelievable mean?" and other simple words. She also makes this weird laughing noise, no I can't describe it its a short 1 second breath out as you were laughing, EVERYTIME she asks a question.
Holy fuck i could tell so much about this girl but I will go enraged
[editline]25th March 2012[/editline]
Also we're on an English speaking class, in Finland, where most courses are taught in English, why the fuck did this bitch come here
theres this dumbass bitch who is now my ex who not only prefered the new starwars trilogy, her fave charectorwas ja ja binks
A couple years ago, a girl in my year didn't know what the recipe for ice was.
She's phenomenally dumb. [sp]We convinced her that scientists had remade Velociraptors that could fly and were being sold as pets.[/sp]
A friend of mine asked me if you could make a pickle tree in starcraft 2's editor.
nobody said it yet? the op
-snipe-
Myself. I'm too naive. I've done so much stupid crap that I regret.
A friend of mine, didn't know what the word 'logic' meant, pretty funny though!
The girls in my school library are a whole new level of stupid.
Dumb girl one: "Why is the middle east always in wars."
Dumb girl two: "Because the people never like each other."
Several months earlier.
Dumb girl one: "My parents suck."
Dumb girl two: "Why"
Dumb girl one: "They're not gonna get me a new iphone, cause they already bought me an ipad. I can't call with an ipad."
Dumb girl two: "Wow."
I hate my school. Full of stupid, but somehow rich, people.
It's a very hard choice but...
This 13 year old kid named Prodigalist.
He used to troll me all the damn time and it got to me back then.
Eventually I grew some balls and quit giving a shit about him. I blocked him everywhere he could find me. I though I was done with him for good, NOPE.
It turns out he spends every waking minute stalking me and trying to come up with ways to "troll" me.
Every once in a while I humor him and unblock him on steam to see what his genius little plan that he's spent months on is.
The little fucker's "master plans" have included, but are not limited to:
~Calling me "furfag" even though I stopped being having anything to do with being a furry over a couple years ago.
~Trying to force me to give him my phone number by asking me over and over again coupled with insults about my mother's weight.
~Throwing a tantrum because I wouldn't tell him said phone number.
~Telling me he shoots deer even though I have explained I have gone hunting deer before. (I have no idea why he thinks I will be upset about random dead deer.)
~Making a you tube video where he kills an npc in gmod he claims is me.
~Calling me homosexual.
~Trying to show me his collection of Sonic 'n' friends rule34.
~Insulting a drawing I made when I was 12.
Seriously, this guy is a twat if he thinks I'm upset about any of that shit.
Usually I want to be rid of someone like him, but his unending persistence is hilarious.
Every chat I have with the guy ends with my laughing my ass off.
In history the person sitting next to me asked whether her landlord had slaves :suicide:
leetstreetboys
christ
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;35282624]This chick i had in class asked how to spell "Kansas."[/QUOTE]
to be fair, a lot of people actually have a real hard time trying to spell
hell ive had a few teacher who couldnt spell worth shit
I was talking with my friend about moments from BF3 when some dude says "oh MW3 is better!". I ask him why he prefers that game over BF3. He then says that it has an epic campaign, more guns, more gamemodes, better graphics, and more ammo. MORE AMMO! AMMO!!? THE FUCK!?
After hearing him say that, me and my friend just look at each other for about 2 secs, then we burst out laughing.
Myself, because I don't know anyone else closely enough to judge them fairly.
A scrawny bigoted little fucker in my freshman year who was failing every subject. (how did he even get into this charter school?) Initially we were friends up until he told me that I'm not "rich" enough to continue being friends with him, and started talking shit about me apparently being "poor". His verbal abuse of me and a consistent amount of others continued on until the week before winter break on Monday, in which half the class told me to follow him after school and kick his ass. I decided not to, so on Tuesday during PE class I grabbed his jacket, took all the money out of it, then ran into the bathroom and stuffed the jacket into a toilet that was backed up with shit. Then a whole noir-style investigation basically started and I decided to come clean and fess up. I was suspended for the rest of the week, so I sort of got an early winter break in a way. My parents then told me that they're glad I stood up for myself and I was surprisingly grounded only for the rest of the week. Then the kid got expelled in February for getting caught drawing 45○ rotated swastikas on a kid's binder.
This one kid who uses 'Herp deDerp' as a insult.
He also says 'You know what's derpy?'
Also this one girl in my history class asked 'Is Stephen F. Austin still alive?'
[QUOTE=DarkCisco;35349221]This one kid who uses 'Herp deDerp' as a insult.
He also says 'You know what's derpy?'
Also this one girl in my history class asked 'Is Stephen F. Austin still alive?'[/QUOTE]
oh god there's this obnoxious asshole at my school who uses insults like
FAIL TROLL IS FAIL
and umad and all of that shit
There's a kid in my grade who's a republican because his dad is, and says his dad doesn't have to pay taxes because he's republican
I tried to talk to him about Fox news and he said that he doesn't like to talk about it
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