Back in freshman year of high school, I had been doing boxing training (not fighting people, hitting the bag and working the ring) for about 2 years and I was pretty damn athletic. There was this dumbfuck "Applied Studies" (think 1.9 GPA) kid in my Intro to Drafting class who obviously took it for easy credits, but I took it for the training.
Anyway, I was talking to a girl in I2D, she was on the volleyball team and really fit, and we were talking about what we did to work out. I was saying how I did boxing training and the kid overheard that and came over to me. He was to my right, and yelled out "Dodge this, tough guy!" and threw a punch at my jaw. Since he wound up his arm so far back and threw his whole weight behind it, it was decently painful, but he got caught off-balance and his arm went down in front of his chest.
When he brought it back up to throw another punch, I uppercutted him and knocked his ass to the floor. He bit the tip of his tongue off and cracked a couple teeth, and since he swung first, got 10 days of in-school suspension. I got a bruise and a sore jaw, and had to go to counseling for "rage issues", but the counselor understood I acted in self-defense and let me off the hook.
tl;dr Guy punches me, I punch him harder and hurt him worse
"If the sun is a rock, how does it float?"
I shit you not.
This guy who think he's a genius by insulting me that I'm autistic (I am in a way, but invalid argument) and have Asbergers. He says that all Asbergers are "fukin retarded lol" and says that Einstein DIDN'T have Asberger. Also DOSes me on a daily basis and claims that I'm "hacking his computer to increase net useage". Seriosly.... WHAT
Today a girl in my advanced chemistry class (I have NO fucking idea how she ended up there) tried to explain how pointing directly up means you're pointing towards the north pole. Her logic was, "If you were on a spaceship and looked down we'd all be sticking straight up" I tried explaining to her how she was pointing up towards space, not the top of the world, but to no avail. Nice girl, just thick as fuck.
Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".
well back in high school in first period of freshman year, first day, this chick randomly and loudly asked her friend beside her CAN YOU GET PREGNANT FROM SWALLOWING
then in senior year she was talking to my friend and discussing classes they were taking, they were both in biology
"so we're in math together..."
"uh, no we're not. we got biology. i dont even have a math class this semester."
"o-oh... well what's biology? i thought it was like, advanced geometry."
One of my best freinds, he said someone died on "Corkscrew" and he was sitting next to her, even though there are no reported deaths at Alton Towers! And this argument has gone fo God knows how long....
today, accidentally kicked this IT teacher when i went to put my foot on the wall behind me while he was going past behind me, he then said 'oi you' and as i turned around he said 'what do you think my inital reaction is to you kicking me?' of course this was an accident yet he seemed so pissed off about it, after 5 minutes of him moaning he walked off... pretty dumb if you blow your temper from a small accident.
There is a guy in my bathroom, every day he is in my mirror blocking my view....jerk wont go away.
The Anti Science retard I posted about in STGYM.
[QUOTE=tier56;35163220]Apparently, their's this one kid in my school who's starting an anti-science club because he thinks that "Science is what we humans invented so we can defy God's teachings! It is useless because God explains everything in the Bible!". Worst part, because of this belief, he deliberately fails his science classes as much as humanly possible. And when you try to give a logical, respectful argument in support of science, he get's into a fucking hugeass hissy fit. He also believes that everyone should submit to god no matter what. I saw a status that he posted on FB that a friend of mine liked that said "LMS if you would let God fuck you in the ass!" and it got over 1,000 likes. I think I almost lost my sanity typing this.[/QUOTE]
Working at a fast food restaurant, I encounter lots of moron customers.
One customer asked me for a "to go cup." I was like "[I]what[/I]? She said a "to go cup" was the cup you take with you. This customer was an idiot. She already had a cup and could refill her drink for free. Why would she need a specifically designated cup that's exactly just like the one she already has?
Another customer ordered a Dorito taco and asked if he could have it soft. I responded "Have you ever seen a soft Dorito chip?"
Then one customer has the nerve to ask how many tacos come in the taco 12 pack.
[QUOTE=darcy010;35355511]"If the sun is a rock, how does it float?"
I shit you not.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps off-topic, but...This is a joke about the Soviet space program that is similar that I'm reminded of.
Politician: The Americans landed on the moon?! We shall land on the SUN!
Cosmonaut: But how will we do that? The sun is very hot.
Politician: Nonsense! We'll just have you land when it's night!
[QUOTE=Qubik;35357725]Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".[/QUOTE]
so he doesn't go to school at all???
[QUOTE=Qubik;35357725]Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".[/QUOTE]
Do I know you?
[sp]No really, you just described me perfectly from the point of view of someone I know.[/sp]
A woman came up to the Steak Sandwich place i worked at, looked at the menu and said "Can i get the Veggie. The #16".
I said sure, i took her order, then went and started cooking it up.
I finish it up, she's been watching over the glass the whole time as i cooked her sandwich. It had everything that was described in on the menu. Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Lettuce Tomato, Mayo and Provelone.
I hand her the sandwich, and she just stares at it. Then she stares at me. i wait for a second, then i asked her if anything was wrong. She stared at me, then just rudely blurted out "There's no meat!"
And i looked at her. She said "There's not any meat on my sandwich!".
I said "Ma'am, you ordered the #16. The Veggie. That's what i had down." She looked at me and said "Yes. I got the #16 Veggie!".
I told her that the Veggie doesn't have meat. That's why we call it the Veggie. She looks at me angrily, the huffs, grabs her sandwich, and storms off then eats while glaring at me.
This dumb hoe didn't know how to use the word "Stubborn."
[editline]30th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Qubik;35357725]Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".[/QUOTE]
Five times a week? Isn't that the whole week (not counting weekend day hur dur)? He must be dumb as hell.
A few years ago when I was in school I knew this one kid who referred to guns by their Call of Duty Modern Warfare (and other fictional) names. Whenever I tried to explain as politely as I could why he was incorrect, he'd throw a fit about it. This same kid used to piss me off CONSTANTLY due to his stupidity. I don't know why but his constant ignorance enraged me. I would progressively become ruder and angrier as I would explain why he was incorrect. He never struck up a conversation with me without good reason, I suppose was because although everyone else was a moron (my whole school was full of morons) that he could communicate on the same level of stupidity with, but knew I usually knew completely what I was talking about, and could outsmart him in every aspect. We would constantly get into arguments in the middle of class that usually ended with him pissed and me chuckling with my friends, while the teacher grinned in amusement behind his desk.
One day we were eating lunch and he came over to the table because his group of friends were mutuals of a fraction of my group of friends. He joined the conversation the little table of people (me included) were having about religion. It's important to note wasn't an argument so much as it was just general discussion. Y'know, probability, evidence, our personal experiences, all of that stuff. Also, just under half the people involved (also me included) were atheists and apatheists. His asinine mind decides to turn it into an argument, about how God must be true, and all the usual stuff. After a good 5 minutes, he decides he has converted to atheism, and leaves. 10 minutes later he returns saying that he's converted back to Christianity because he has "faith." Not faith as in faith in his religion, but faith in general. Hope. According to him you cannot have faith in anything unless God is involved. It took the whole table (everyone, religious and non) 10 minutes to explain why God has nothing to do with faith, even though the first example brought up was, "I have faith that my package will arrive in the mail. God is not involved in my feelings."
I'm glad I no longer have to deal with his ass...
I had lots of arguments involving religion with people when I was in school, another good portion of stupidity came from people who thought they knew everything about technology, when they really new nothing. I won't even begin on those right now,
Someone in my class says [B]donkey oil[/B] is a treatment to a 1st degree burn.
I knew a guy who didn't believe in evolution because he thinks that it's a scam created by scientists to get grant money and he seems to think that evolution states the T-rex turned into a chicken overnight. My other friend and I didn't bother to argue with this stupidity because if he were capable of seeing logic and reason, he wouldn't be so stupid
I'm sure I posted this in another thread, but...
When we were in New York on a media trip, we were looking at the Titanic Memorial and a girl beside me goes
"Why is there a memorial to the Titanic?"
"Because a lot of people died, ____"
"Oh. I thought it was a film."
We were watching Red Dawn in my history class and a girl asks "Did this actually happen?"
[QUOTE=Dr.C;35372558]We were watching Red Dawn in my history class and a girl asks "Did this actually happen?"[/QUOTE]
Same girl who i convinced zombies are real uses red dawn as a arguing point of why all Russians are evil.
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;35371786]Chris Chan.[/QUOTE]
Oh, how funny that I'd run into you here.
Me and a couple friends convinced this one chick (who was a really good friend at the time) that I'd begun working at a research facility that performs, "top secret" experimentation. I told her that some people in the labs had teleported a piece of paper, and I proceeded to explain the process, which was really me explaining the process of faxing. She totally bought it. A friend had also convinced her that he'd gotten high and woke up fucked up (badly wounded) in a ditch. THAT was funny shit. I'm still not entirely sure if she's dumb, or just REALLY gullible.
[QUOTE=Crypt19;35373229]
Me and a couple friends convinced this one chick (who was a really good friend at the time) that I'd begun working at a research facility that performs, "top secret" experimentation. I told her that some people in the labs had teleported a piece of paper, and I proceeded to explain the process, which was really me explaining the process of faxing. She totally bought it. A friend had also convinced her that he'd gotten high and woke up fucked up (badly wounded) in a ditch. THAT was funny shit. I'm still not entirely sure if she's dumb, or just REALLY gullible.[/QUOTE]
REALLY gullible
I don't know the word in English, but...
I once met a girl who didn't know what a Orange Tree was.
What.
Like 95% of people I met through my entire life.
My cousin
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