Met a girl who thought Adolf Hitler was born in Spain.
I would understand if she said Germany, but [I]SPAIN[/I].
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;35375222]Met a girl who thought Adolf Hitler was born in Spain.
I would understand if she said Germany, but [I]SPAIN[/I].[/QUOTE]
Because of this, I just imagined a bunch of Nazis doing the salute and yelling stuff in Spanish.
ARRIBA!
[QUOTE=agentgamma;35375272]Because of this, I just imagined a bunch of Nazis doing the salute and yelling stuff in Spanish.
ARRIBA![/QUOTE]
That image amuses me FAR more than it should...
Also, one of the guys I work with somehow came to the conclusion: "They can't fire me if I don't agree to it first. It's like divorce."
He then stole two boxes of flakes and didn't show up for half his shifts, got fired, came in a week afterwards, tried to blame it on everyone else, tried to punch the manager, punched me when I tried to break it up, then punched a waitress who just happened to be too close. Eventually ran away and got napped by the police.
It was the most fun I ever had at work, ever.
I tend to listen to people a lot, So I tend to hear a lot of dumb as hell stuff. But here are the two dumbest people I've ever actually met.
Person #1 I met when I was like 8 or 9. And he had decided that Alexander the Great was roman, Now I can see how he could have been confused, I always got the Greeks and the Romans mixed up two. But the kicker is that he said how he knew was he played civilizations. And on top of that he always corrected everyone around him even if he was shit at it and they were doing fine.
Person #2 I (unfortunately) still know, He's dumb and annoying! And he's in my class even though it seems like he's at least 3 years to young. And not to mention how every time how he never has his head in the game, He's always in his own world and he never listens! Even is you asked him a 100 times to stop he wouldn't listen.
Someone in my grade denied the free government issued laptop, got his parents to buy a $2000 mac book, and he installed windows on it. I tell him he could get a much better laptop for $2000, hell even an Alienware would be better, even though it would be as heavy as shit to carry with you to school. He told me that getting a Mac and installing windows on it is really smart, because apparently Macs are much more powerful than regular computers, just the OS sucks. Am I missing out on something? is this actually a smart thing to do?. The worst part about this is that he refuses to explain to anybody why he didn't accept the terms and conditions.
Also, someone I knew thought Spain was in South America :v:
I convinced two of my friends that there are muscle stimulants in oxygen, that in normal amounts don't do anything. But when the wind changes, they clash into each other causing a build up and embed into your skin to make your face stay the same when under a large amount of pressure or stress.
In other words, when you make a funny face and the wind changes, it stays like that for a couple of hours.
They believed every word until I started laughing about 10 minutes later.
That Uncle Bourbon guy. He keeps spamming my inbox with random hate PM's. Man what is his problem.
[QUOTE=Dynex223;35383290]That Uncle Bourbon guy. He keeps spamming my inbox with random hate PM's. Man what is his problem.[/QUOTE]
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There was a kid in one of my computer classes a few years back who was a complete idiot. The teacher of the class told us that she had caught some animal rummaging through her backyard, and, because we were at the end of the quarter, she had us guess which type of animal it was.
There was that chubby freshman kid who was intent on guessing the thing. He went on the computer and started google-searching the characteristics the teacher described. Before I knew it, the kid was on fucking Wikifur, which somehow completely evaded the website blocks. Sure enough, he pointed out some rainbow-colored otter and started flapping his arms in an attempt to flag down the teacher.
I didn't feel like explaining to the entire class, so I just let them wonder.
People who get those questions on FB wrong. Those 6-6x6 kinda deals, you all know them.
I'm OK with people who get it wrong, hell, loads of people are bad with these things. It's the people who call me an idiot after I point out they are solving it in the wrong order. Those people grind my gears.
"Dude, Russia's communist don't go there"
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[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;35383957]"Dude, Russia's communist don't go there"
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It was called 'the land of spies and dirty communists' by my business teacher.
Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;35383957]"Dude, Russia's communist don't go there"
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captain price told me russia is [i][b][u]evil[/u][/b][/i]
The school I go to, is filled with nothing but morons.
I said I wanted to learn German, because German sounds cool and like 3 kids go, "OMG UR A NAZI????"
Its just so god damn stupid there.
Either Crash15 or BlankSlate
I can't decide
There's this little annoying dweep that follows me around because he thinks I'm his friend. I can't exactly tell him to fuck off because I'm not a mean person, but he tries my patience consistently. As life would have it, he's somehow in half of my classes, and all he ever wants to talk about is either Battlefield 3 or Skyrim, which is extremely irritating.
He wears extremely brash and insulting political shirts that his mom and his older sister buy him, and he seems to get all of his information straight from the Daily Show, which he highly reveres. The kid doesn't really think for himself, as I told him once that I hated the UN, and he promptly came in the next day spouting insults about them.
I'm trying to ignore him without being rude, but he's goddamn relentless.
This one kid who thinks he's hot shit because HURR DURR DURGS, has actually claimed to have [i][b]Pulled his lung.[/i][/b] When we told him his lung wasn't a muscle, he spent 15 minutes trying to prove us wrong. He then went on about how macs are "HURR DURR SUPAR CUL," while I took the time to explain why Macs are pieces of shit and you could get a PC twice as good for 3/4 the price.
His response?
"YEAH WELL....LETS SEE YOU MAKE AN iPAD." with a Shit Eating Grin.
He also tried to choke himself to death with a belt.
He broke the belt.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35384924]This one kid who thinks he's hot shit because HURR DURR DURGS, has actually claimed to have [i][b]Pulled his lung.[/i][/b] When we told him his lung wasn't a muscle, he spent 15 minutes trying to prove us wrong. He then went on about how macs are "HURR DURR SUPAR CUL," while I took the time to explain why Macs are pieces of shit and you could get a PC twice as good for 3/4 the price.
His response?
"YEAH WELL....LETS SEE YOU MAKE AN iPAD." with a Shit Eating Grin.
He also tried to choke himself to death with a belt.
He broke the belt.[/QUOTE]
There's a kid at my school who spreads hot glue across his arms for fun. He and his friends also beat the shit out of each other with bats covered in thumbtacks for entertainment. Over the course of the last few years he has pretty much inhaled almost every substance known to man in his quest to destroy the functional remnants of his brain.
He calls it being a badass.
I call it natural selection.
"u dumb cuz u think tupac is better dan lil wayne"
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Or "god iz real bcuz it says so in da bible"
[QUOTE=:v:;35385301]"u dumb cuz u think tupac is better dan lil wayne"
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Or "god iz real bcuz it says so in da bible"[/QUOTE]
I don't like Tupac or Lil Wayne, but Tupac is far better.
And anyone who uses the Holy Bible as their sole argument for God's existence needs to go die in a fire. That book is so full of contradictions that it isn't even funny.
My friend thought zebras and zeppelins were fairytales.
My girlfriend spend like 2 minutes wondering how a plastic bag is stuck to a tree.
A guy in my school once bought a really good and expensive power supply for his shit computer because he thought that it would turn it into an ultimate gaming rig.
[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35384924]This one kid who thinks he's hot shit because HURR DURR DURGS, has actually claimed to have [i][b]Pulled his lung.[/i][/b] When we told him his lung wasn't a muscle, he spent 15 minutes trying to prove us wrong. He then went on about how macs are "HURR DURR SUPAR CUL," while I took the time to explain why Macs are pieces of shit and you could get a PC twice as good for 3/4 the price.
His response?
"YEAH WELL....LETS SEE YOU MAKE AN iPAD." with a Shit Eating Grin.
He also tried to choke himself to death with a belt.
He broke the belt.[/QUOTE]
a lung is a bag
Spain as a whole.
Still thinks it's 'cool' to hate Justin Bieber, only plays FIFA and MW3 and discards EVERY SINGLE OTHER GAME as 'shit', discovered memes just now and is splattering them everywhere, when you try to explain why X is better than their oh-so-beloved Y they never listen, etc.
Personal experience.
I started playing Amnesia on my laptop and my friend, who was in the same room, asked what that noise was. I told her that it was my laptop's fan turning on and then she said, "omg stop acting like you know everything about computers we all know that computers don't have fans".
Girl in my history class back in Highschool once blurted out "What was Hitler's second name?"
There's a dude in my class who thinks it's actually possible to light water on fire using sunlight and 2 magnifying glasses
Why are you guys friends with these people?
Anyway, there is this kid in my business class who thinks chickens are vegetables. He thinks that they arent meat because meat can only be red, and since chicken is white after you cook it it cant be meat.
This christian kid in history class who believes women came from a man's rib.
My mam is mostly vegetarian, and only eats fish. Because of this, Up to the age of about ten, I was under the impression that fish counted as a vegetable.
Also is it me, or does every other post in this thread somehow involve the word "Christian"?
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