I hope you at least know why he's saying that
@daniel
[QUOTE=d0m1n1c1;35292053]This wasn't a person I personally encountered, however a few of my friends did when they were at a Airshow.
This American girl (with an apparently really strong stereotypical southern USA accent) walked up to my friends and started talking to them, at about 4pm she apparently looked at her phone and said "Why isn't anyone getting Tea?". After some explanation, she generally though that all British people dropped EVERYTHING they were doing at exactly 4pm to go drink a cup a Tea.
I know stereotypes make people think the entire opposite to what a country is like (at least now a days anyway....) but I honestly wonder where the HELL she got that idea from.
Ive also had a rather Crazy Catholic friend. Every time you said "Oh my god" he would have a MASSIVE go at you, like you just murdered someone. He tried to turn drinks such as coke into "holy" drinks, he went up to every single person who wasn't a Christian and attempted to convert them on the spot. If someone was to take the piss out of him (which was pretty often) he would start cursing them in Latin. He also didn't believe in Science and disrupted every science class he was in (especially Biology).
Somehow I was still friends with him..
He also fancied this girl (really obviously as well) and wouldn't admit it. One day in our class a name was on the board which was the girl's first name, and his last name. I made a little joke about it and he started strangling me. Very close to blacking out before my other friend saw what was going on.
Obviously by this point I wasn't going to be friends with him any more (NO REALLY?). So he lost his last friend, he ended up being bullied so much that he got put into the "special" part of the school, I saw him a few years later and I think he had gone mad. Literally.[/QUOTE]
Thats. Honestly kind of sad. :smith:
Well I met an Athiest when I was in a summer camp few years back that said the Big Bang Didn't exist.
My mind was shattered.
[QUOTE=pyschomc;35441660]Atheist + Big Bang Didn't exist.
[/QUOTE]
Well, that's something you don't see everyday.
I sold a copy of software on eBay, and the buyer claimed that the key was unable be activated (which she wasn't lying about). I told her to send me the key included with the software and I will give her a replacement key. To my surprise, she replied "Yeah i'm already packing the key code to send it back to you. I've written it down on a sheet of paper and I guess you can write the new key on a piece of paper and mail it back to me as well". I don't even remember how hard I laughed at her stupidity
A girl in my world geography class asked if China was a continent. There was also a morbidly obese guy who thought spiderman was real because if he wasn't real then why would they make a movie about him?
Another one was this kid who thought dry ice didn't exist.
[QUOTE=bloboo;35392383]My friends. They called me atheist scum and a queer because I believe homosexuals should get equal rights and that I believe in no god. They have 0 tolerance for anyone with a differing opinion.[/QUOTE]
Brother?
I got into a religious debate with this american girl on facebook and, even after stating I was from ireland(a catholic country) and that I was athiest she said "My God is better than yours". Now first of all, Athiesm doesnt have a god, and christianity, judaism and islam all have the same god, which she completely denied, even though it is fact. Another amazing piece of knowledge to spill from her uneducated brain was that McDonalds "helps Americans not starve", I was in almost disbelief that someone could be so ignorant and fit so much ignorance into a conversation.
Honestly, everyone I know hates gay people. When I said to them "Gays should have equal rights", I was called a queer and a faggot by my friends.
[editline]5th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;35375222]Met a girl who thought Adolf Hitler was born in Spain.
I would understand if she said Germany, but [I]SPAIN[/I].[/QUOTE]
In history class a kid asked the teacher "What was hitler's first name?"
:smith:
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;35392882]This christian kid in history class who believes women came from a man's rib.[/QUOTE]
please tell him this,
[quote]"Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree"[/quote]
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;35444003]Well, that's something you don't see everyday.[/QUOTE]
The Big Bang isn't the only scientific theory that tries to explain the origin of the universe,, but it is regarded as the most prominent one.
My first grade teacher said sporks don't exist
:l
Lady
I could've gone to the cafeteria, got a fucking spork and showed it to you
And if you still didn't believe me, maybe if I were to shove it in your eye socket you would then
Oh well, I had my share of stupid teachers
And ones that were just plain PMSing constantly
My brother.
He thought you could turn gold into lead. (Or was it vice-versa? I forget.)
He thought cinnamon could cure cancer.
The kicker? He's a year older than me. I'm 21.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;35447899]My brother.
He thought you could turn gold into lead. (Or was it vice-versa? I forget.)
He thought cinnamon could cure cancer.
The kicker? He's a year older than me. I'm 21.[/QUOTE]
It's lead into gold, why would you want to do otherwise?
I've once met a guy who thought that modern weapons like assault rifles and stuff use black powder to fire, and another guy who said that air couldn't be made of matter ('otherwise we'd be frozen in place'), even after explaining to him the concept of gas.
i was talking to my friend about HL2 in art class and i was explaining the decent AI system to him as he'd never played it before, i was talking about how Alyx is a pretty good partner when this girl called Alex turns round and says "stop talking about me you weirdo" i looked at her for a second and started to explain i was talking about a game when she says "is that all you ever talk about? freak" me and my friend turned back to our work and chuckled to ourselves before going on with our conversation, all the way through we could hear her complaining to her friend
[QUOTE=DarkCisco;35349221]This one kid who uses 'Herp deDerp' as a insult.
He also says 'You know what's derpy?'
[/QUOTE]
Maybe he isn't dumb but nothing more than a MLP fan and adores Derpy Hooves.
Forget what i said. Yes, he is dumb!
I hate people using "Umad" as sentences and call their weapons like that in tf2
I hate some of the people on reddit, why? not because of "prejudice" but from there fucking "LE". Someone i know and he would frequently make a line starting with "le" and add some really shitty way to make memes "funny". Oh and the worst part? He's my brother
[QUOTE=Gauzemann;35448970]I hate some of the people on reddit, why? not because of "prejudice" but from there fucking "LE". Someone i know and he would frequently make a line starting with "le" and add some really shitty way to make memes "funny". Oh and the worst part? He's my brother[/QUOTE]
Someone was browsing Reddit next to me in school today. I heard him ask, "What does 'L E' stand for?"
Honestly, all my Christian friends are pretty cool. They accept me and my agnosticism, etcetera, but I have met some pretty straight-up retarded people.
There are many kids in my school who don't really give a shit about learning and can't spell, do math, etcetera at all. It's pretty sad, actually.
There is also a friend of mine who is somewhat extremely annoying. He says:
"AWWH DUDE THAT'S SICK" or "YOU SICK BASTARD" every time I say something slightly 'un-normal'.
Well, let me give a bit of backstory to this. In my high school (grades 9-12), at the beginning of our first year at high school our student counselors told all of us we needed a certain amount of "credits" to graduate (you get them if you pass a class). They also told us we need to pass four math classes, four english classes, four history/civics classes and three sciences.
Well, this one guy in my civics class has been quite successfully failing all of his classes this year. He was doing this because he "already has all the credits he needs to graduate". While this was brought up in our civics class, our teacher said "you do know you need this class to graduate, right?" and he said "wait, what?". Apparently he missed the thing that has been told to students very clearly for about four years. As of right now, he has a 52% grade in civics. We have two and a half weeks left before classes end. I very much doubt he will be graduating with the rest of us this year.
I knew a guy called Chris. Chris was not a clever lad.
So, we're all standing around, acting macho as one does when one is 15. Conversation turns to a guy in the year above called James. James is basically a giant. James could pick us up with one hand and crush us with the other.
"Big deal" says Chris. He then walks over to James and [I]slaps him straight in the face.[/I]
It wasn't pretty. I believe it ended with James slamming Chris's head against a wall. Some one pulls James away, Chris gets up, looks around through his fresh black eye, blood dripping down his face. He spots James, walks up and [I]slaps him again.[/I]
I will never understand that guys thought process, or lack of one. It was, however, a good way to spend a lunch break.
There was this girl in high school, she was the dumbest cunt imaginable.
I wish I could remember more specific instances. One time she managed to get my entire science class howling with laughter because she said something so incredibly dumb.
Though i do remember her thinking that the earth took a week to go around the sun.
All these people talking about how there's people that don't admit there being any other shooters beside CoD are non-existant
It's sort of the same here, except it's worse.
It's Counter-Strike only.
[b]not even Source[/b]
seriously these guys are so bad, I suggested some of them should try Battlefield.
They replied with "BF2 is too much of a hassle to crack"
I left the room in tears
[QUOTE=pyschomc;35441660]Well I met an Athiest when I was in a summer camp few years back that said the Big Bang Didn't exist.
My mind was shattered.[/QUOTE]
Well, as an agnostic I'm not completely cinvinced by the Big Bang theory. Even Stephen Hawking has some theory which doesn't involve a beginning for the universe IIRC.
Some kid I knew once stated that Canada's solved murder rate was around 2%.
My certain friend when me and my other friend talked about the killings and mass murders in the bible during a class (which was about the history of different religions):
"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! I've read the bible and NOBODY died in it!"
I didn't even bother arguing with him, I just wondered what version he has read. One that's meant for 5-year-olds or something?
I knew a girl in high school who confused China for Ancient Egypt and thought that China was apart of the United States. She was also a slutty blond too, a complete stereotype.
A friend of a friend also believes that some rap artists are connected to the Illuminati and are brainwashing teens that listen to their music into being satanists. She spends time trying to connect dots of random things like the artists' kid's names to satanic symbols or other crap like that. It honestly sounds like the movie "The Number 23".
First class of the first (and the only mandatory one) physics course of upper secondary school:
Teacher: "So, does anyone know what star is the closest to our planet?"
Girl 1: "I think it's called Sirius, isn't it?"
Girl 2: "No way, Sirius is the brightest star! The closest star is Alpha Centauri!"
so much but yet so little
A guy in my English class, while we were talking about Roman executions, said, AND I QUOTE:
[QUOTE]Why didn't they just shoot them?[/QUOTE]
He was serious. And he's done other ridiculous stuff too.
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