Dumbest Person You've Ever Encountered. - General

[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35460031]A guy in my English class, while we were talking about Roman executions, said, AND I QUOTE: He was serious. And he's done other ridiculous stuff too.[/QUOTE] Well, why didn't they?

I'm the biggest idiot I know lol, I always mess up anything and everything.

Well... I met a grade 12 girl who didn't know what 'masturbation' meant. Oh! And she thought South Africa was where Canada was on the map. She then made us all cake, and nobody ate it. OH! And she once said: 'I hate Hitler, why can't someone just assassinate him?' ...I laughed because she knew what assassinate meant.

[QUOTE=Dominicus;35460966]Well, why didn't they?[/QUOTE] You're not serious are you

[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35461072]You're not serious are you[/QUOTE] Getting hit with an arrow counts as getting shot.

My friend told me HL2 was too futuristic for him. He then went on to play some GoW2 [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=liquidMountan;35461072]You're not serious are you[/QUOTE] You can shoot a crossbow

[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35461072]You're not serious are you[/QUOTE] No, I actually thought they already had acquired the means to make firearms and that those swords and spears we see in our history books were merely for show.

A few years back when I was wrote for my high school newspaper, this girl was complaining about how terrible PCs were because the school's laptop, which was limited to hell and back by the tech guys, was giving her problems. She was aspiring to be a fashion designer one day, and kept saying how she couldn't wait to go to college and get her Mac so she wouldn't have to deal with PCs anymore. I told her that not all design places may use Macs because PC can run design programs such as Photoshop as well. Then she gave me the strangest fucking look and said "Photoshop is just for fucking with peoples faces and making their ears bigger, why would I ever use that?" I wanted to jump out the window :(

[QUOTE=wilolato;35281165]Recently, this has been on my top lists of pet peeves and, I want to hear some stories about stupid people. So, this girl told me quote-unquote "your stupid becos u dnt believe in god"... Only because I stated my opinion on organized religion, a system of beliefs, "God" was never brought into what I had said. Well, that was mine, or at least one of my top ten. Let me hear yours.[/QUOTE] what a pretentious ass you sound like

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;35392206]Spain as a whole. Still thinks it's 'cool' to hate Justin Bieber, only plays FIFA and MW3 and discards EVERY SINGLE OTHER GAME as 'shit', discovered memes just now and is splattering them everywhere, when you try to explain why X is better than their oh-so-beloved Y they never listen, etc. Personal experience.[/QUOTE] as a spaniard I can agree with this 90% of people I know that play games play Call of Duty and racing games, people randomly spew memes like forever alone or trollface and it's cringeworthy to hear, and the single most important thing of all: [b]SOCCER[/b] I wouldn't mind spaniards liking a variety of sports, but noooo, it's just SOCCER all year, all the time. Whenever I meet someone, they will ask me which soccer team is my favorite because they assume every person in existence likes the sport. When I say I don't like soccer, they just go "oh...", like there's nothing left to talk about. This situation could happen with any popular sport in any other country, but like I said before, what annoys me is that the general Spanish population only cares about soccer and nothing else (except Formula 1)

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;35461111]Getting hit with an arrow counts as getting shot.[/QUOTE] He meant a gun.

[QUOTE=Crash15;35461125]You can shoot a crossbow[/QUOTE] I don't think Romans had crossbows either.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;35447899]My brother. He thought you could turn gold into lead. (Or was it vice-versa? I forget.) He thought cinnamon could cure cancer. The kicker? He's a year older than me. I'm 21.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthesis_of_precious_metals#Gold[/url]

"They banned football in *forgot which country*" "Why can't they play soccer then?" :suicide:

My school. I swear all these fucking cretins talk about is "sm0kin' da w33d" and Call of Generic.

Get some classic games on my USB Bring the USB to school Put the games on the computers Start Quake 3 Play Quake 3 during class over LAN while the teacher thinks we're working Class is almost over Guy in my class wants to have the game, but I cant give him the USB because I have some work on it. Tries sending himself Quake 3 over the email by attaching the game's shortcut

Last day of school for this term, i took my laptop into school so i could play games and have a small LAN in my IT class. So ive taken a few games, battlefield 2, CSS and CS 1.6. So me and a few friends are playing Cs 1.6 and this guy comes up saying its a complete ripoff of call of duty, we all reply with "This came first" to which he replied "Call of duty is the first FPS ever, eveyone else copied it". Me and my friends just laugh at him Next class, im playing [B]Just Cause 2[/B] and again he thinks its a call of duty ripoff, at this point i ask him how he thinks that its a CoD ripoff, when it isnt even the same genre. He simply replies with "its got gun in it, no other game had gun until Call of duty" worst part he is serious about this.... Still not as bad as my media teacher, getting close though

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;35392206]Spain as a whole. Still thinks it's 'cool' to hate Justin Bieber, only plays FIFA and MW3 and discards EVERY SINGLE OTHER GAME as 'shit', discovered memes just now and is splattering them everywhere, when you try to explain why X is better than their oh-so-beloved Y they never listen, etc. Personal experience.[/QUOTE] Peru as a whole too

In my social studies class, this slut who sat next to me, on our test on the holocaust, on the question 'who liberated Auschwitz' she wrote the Nazis. She was also cheating on half the test and still failed because she misspelled everything.

We had to fill out this survey like thing in one of our classes and it asked us to name 1-3 colleges we were aiming to go to. My friend turned to me and asked me how to spell Harvard

'Stormtroopers? Aren't they from Star Wars?' Some dude when we briefly covered WW2 in my History GCSE class.

Autistic kid in Year 8 who annoys our group (we're Year 12). We've convinced him I've brought alcohol to school on occasion, that his actual name is Brian and not Nathan, he yells out the stupidest shit at random, picks at himself like he's on ice constantly and gets picked on by even girls. Won't stop going on about how he reckons we are idiots for not liking CRT televisions, he's in love with the United States and says he'd prefer it there although he's never been to the place (we're in Australia). Eats with his mouth open and is convinced we're all gay even though his presence itself is a force field pushing all girls away (three of the girls that hang out with us refuse to be within eyesight of Nathan, rightfully so because he can be a fucking creep and says stupid shit to girls such as plain admitting he wants to fuck them and goes into detail about it). Tell him to call out to some random and call them a faggot and he'll do it straight away. Does this stupid horse gallop thing for a run. Yeah he's definitely got some mental illness (but definitely a degree of autism) but he's still stupid. Love him though. I'm probably going to hell for posting this about him.

When the alcohol is flowing, my friends can come up with some very disheartening comments. From a non-theist (maybe atheist or agnostic, haven't really asked him): "I don't believe in evolution, there's no evidence for it." From a different guy: "Algebra isn't part of maths, it doesn't use numbers. And zero isn't even a number, you can't have a number that has no value". He later correctly identified binary. And yet another guy: "Science takes the beauty out of things." I've heard that last one from several people in different social circles now, which seems odd to me. I can't fathom why you'd be amazed by something you don't understand, when understanding phenomena is so much more mind blowing. Whilst a stunning lack of knowledge can literally leave me speechless, I almost always find that nobody is wiling to have their knowledge challenged, even if you could bring forward the evidence (which they often refuse to allow). It's the single most infuriating aspect of life.

[QUOTE=ILY;35392894]I hope you at least know why he's saying that @daniel[/QUOTE] when i was in marching band this dude kept trying to tell me that all men have one less rib than women do i tried to tell show him evidence that he was wrong and he was all NOPE NUH UH WHAT I BELIEVE IS RIGHT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT IS religious beliefs are fine but when you hold onto something that is flat-out, provably wrong, you're crossing the line between religious and retarded

[QUOTE=QwertySecond;35523574]When the alcohol is flowing, my friends can come up with some very disheartening comments. From a non-theist (maybe atheist or agnostic, haven't really asked him): "I don't believe in evolution, there's no evidence for it." From a different guy: "Algebra isn't part of maths, it doesn't use numbers. And zero isn't even a number, you can't have a number that has no value". He later correctly identified binary. And yet another guy: "Science takes the beauty out of things." I've heard that last one from several people in different social circles now, which seems odd to me. I can't fathom why you'd be amazed by something you don't understand, when understanding phenomena is so much more mind blowing. Whilst a stunning lack of knowledge can literally leave me speechless, I almost always find that nobody is wiling to have their knowledge challenged, even if you could bring forward the evidence (which they often refuse to allow). It's the single most infuriating aspect of life.[/QUOTE] who the fuck talks about Mathematics when they're drunk, drunk people I see normally try picking fights with everyone :(

Furfagsmaw Hurr durr i dont like the music so it is shit

Properly myself, i tend to say some pretty stupid shit, which everyone seems to remember, even if it's 3 years ago. But if i don't count, it'll be a (hot) girl in my class, who has some intelligence issues. She asked if there was another side of the world map (It was one of those round ones: [URL="http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/world.gif"]http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/world.gif[/URL] ) She also asked if there was electricity in the air, since windmills produce power.

[QUOTE=Shock_Coil;35454982]I knew a girl in high school who confused China for Ancient Egypt and thought that China was apart of the United States.[/QUOTE] Well it is. [sp]a part[/sp]

In secondary school after gym we were changing back into our school uniform. Some kid who was half-changed was wearing just tidy whities and thought it would be a funny idea to stand up on one of the benches and try and let out a fart. He proceeded to accidentally shit himself, and has now forever earned himself the nickname 'Skids'.

There was this guy called Felix in my class at secondary school. I don't think he was autistic or anything. I mean, he was about average intelligence, very gullible. I think the term was that he had a semi-child like mind. He preferred quiet and liked to go off on his own to draw, but sometimes he would come over and join the group. As he was too friendly and innocent to be annoying, he was generally liked. There was a point where this new guy came to the school, guy called Aaron. Apparently Aaron decided the way to become popular was to pick on someone, and he chose Felix. It was clear that people mostly liked Felix, and still Aaron would push him around, verbally abuse the fuck out of him. When Felix tried to complain, he beat him down mercilessly. Cue pretty much EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE YEAR coming down on Aaron like a tonne of bricks. What gets me is that he didn't learn. He was still convinced that the key to being popular was to beat up Felix.