Dumbest Person You've Ever Encountered. - General

[QUOTE=Antdawg;35523412]Autistic kid in Year 8 who annoys our group (we're Year 12). We've convinced him I've brought alcohol to school on occasion, that his actual name is Brian and not Nathan, he yells out the stupidest shit at random, picks at himself like he's on ice constantly and gets picked on by even girls. Won't stop going on about how he reckons we are idiots for not liking CRT televisions, he's in love with the United States and says he'd prefer it there although he's never been to the place (we're in Australia). Eats with his mouth open and is convinced we're all gay even though his presence itself is a force field pushing all girls away (three of the girls that hang out with us refuse to be within eyesight of Nathan, rightfully so because he can be a fucking creep and says stupid shit to girls such as plain admitting he wants to fuck them and goes into detail about it). Tell him to call out to some random and call them a faggot and he'll do it straight away. Does this stupid horse gallop thing for a run. Yeah he's definitely got some mental illness (but definitely a degree of autism) but he's still stupid. Love him though. I'm probably going to hell for posting this about him.[/QUOTE] Everything in that besides the America obsession and the fucking girls thing sounds like me ages 6 - 8. I was the special kid :v:

[QUOTE=MotherPuncher;35466295]as a spaniard I can agree with this 90% of people I know that play games play Call of Duty and racing games, people randomly spew memes like forever alone or trollface and it's cringeworthy to hear.[/QUOTE] I'm Spanish too and I've never ever heard anyone do that. My friends complain about CoD being shit and generally play Fallout and other good games, and they talk like normal people.

Kids in my school scream random CoD quotes and referances in the middle of class. Like in my history class, my teacher mentioned the C-47 and its use during WWII, everyone started screaming about kill streaks and AC-130's. [editline]11th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;35392206]Spain as a whole. Still thinks it's 'cool' to hate Justin Bieber, only plays FIFA and MW3 and discards EVERY SINGLE OTHER GAME as 'shit', discovered memes just now and is splattering them everywhere, when you try to explain why X is better than their oh-so-beloved Y they never listen, etc. Personal experience.[/QUOTE] Yeah that describes my school fairly well. [editline]11th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Qubik;35357725]Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".[/QUOTE] If you live in Jersey that may be me :v:

a large group lads in my year believe in the illumanati and that many rap singers, other music artists, movie stars etc. are apart of it. Now I dunno why they think jay z is part of the illumanati, but it is one of their many held beliefs.

[QUOTE=Antdawg;35523412]Autistic kid in Year 8 who annoys our group (we're Year 12). We've convinced him I've brought alcohol to school on occasion, that his actual name is Brian and not Nathan, he yells out the stupidest shit at random, picks at himself like he's on ice constantly and gets picked on by even girls. Won't stop going on about how he reckons we are idiots for not liking CRT televisions, he's in love with the United States and says he'd prefer it there although he's never been to the place (we're in Australia). Eats with his mouth open and is convinced we're all gay even though his presence itself is a force field pushing all girls away (three of the girls that hang out with us refuse to be within eyesight of Nathan, rightfully so because he can be a fucking creep and says stupid shit to girls such as plain admitting he wants to fuck them and goes into detail about it). Tell him to call out to some random and call them a faggot and he'll do it straight away. Does this stupid horse gallop thing for a run. Yeah he's definitely got some mental illness (but definitely a degree of autism) but he's still stupid. Love him though. I'm probably going to hell for posting this about him.[/QUOTE] He shouldn't come over here. First of all, our economy is in the shitter. Also, for the most part, we can't stand dumbfucks, unless they are American. [sp]then we put them on TV and let them whore themselves out[/sp] [editline]11th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=geoface;35530971]a large group lads in my year believe in the illumanati and that many rap singers, other music artists, movie stars etc. are apart of it. Now I dunno why they think jay z is part of the illumanati, but it is one of their many held beliefs.[/QUOTE] People like that are dumbasses with overactive imaginations. [sp]why would we want to control rap music[/sp]

There's this kid in my German class that calls just about everyone an idiot, but when the teacher calls on him to answer something, he puts up a big fuss and says that he doesnt need to do anything.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;35531983]He shouldn't come over here. First of all, our economy is in the shitter. Also, for the most part, we can't stand dumbfucks, unless they are American. [sp]then we put them on TV and let them whore themselves out[/sp] [editline]11th April 2012[/editline] People like that are dumbasses with overactive imaginations. [sp]why would we want to control rap music[/sp][/QUOTE] 1. Europe is in the shitter too. 2. This is not a political discussion.

[QUOTE=Murkat;35524542]Well it is. [sp]a part[/sp][/QUOTE] Did I say China? I meant Canada.

'Is that a country?' A girl in my old Year 7 class after we described what we did over the Christmas holidays and I told them I went on a skiing trip to Canada. I later learned that she'd led a pretty confined life, as in not even allowed outside by her parents and that her old primary school was a shithole and barely anything got done.

She isnt the dumbest person i know, but she is a jahovas witness, and the first time she got kept after class was becasue of me, before i came out of the closet, we spent literaly an entire (1hour) english lesson arguing about being gay, gay marraige, not shaving your beard and clothing. In the end we agreed to dissagree, and we get along ok, but sometimes we argue because its fun, as we both have different points of view, and are really good at getting our point across. [QUOTE]Spain as a whole. Still thinks it's 'cool' to hate Justin Bieber, only plays FIFA and MW3 and discards EVERY SINGLE OTHER GAME as 'shit', discovered memes just now and is splattering them everywhere, when you try to explain why X is better than their oh-so-beloved Y they never listen, etc. Personal experience.[/QUOTE] sounds about right for england to, especialy the really chavy areas, for anyne who lives in or around leicester, this is 95% of braunstone [QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;35528069]Kids in my school scream random CoD quotes and referances in the middle of class. Like in my history class, my teacher mentioned the C-47 and its use during WWII, everyone started screaming about kill streaks and AC-130's.[/QUOTE] same here

"Do you play as a potato in Portal 2?" :v: [sp]it was me who said this, I'm an idiot, I've never played the series. [/sp]

Girl:"Where are you from?" Me:"Moscow" Girl:"Oh is that in Australia?"

I know A LOT of dumb people... we all do, hell I do stupid shit all the time. Im halfway retarded. Anyway lets see... I know two twins who are like a real life Beavis and Butthead. They are both incredible fucking dumb, rude and neither of them can go anywhere without the other. Even if only one of them is invited to something, they will both go. One of them steals Alcohol from safeway almost every day and one time they got into a fist fight that ended up in one of them getting a broken nose over who would bring in their moms keyboard from the car. Entertaining I suppose, but utter scum.

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Recently I've had an ant problem in my apartment. I told the lady who runs the complex and she says "I think it's because this place used to be an empty lot." I wanted to laugh my head off but I just told her "You know, everything used to be a empty lot before."

Most of the people on the Bungie.net forums its awful

[QUOTE=tommyc225;35587366]Most of the people on the Bungie.net forums its awful[/QUOTE] Most of the people there are cool as long as you do not go into the "LULZ HOE DO RECONZZZZZZZ??????" threads.

[QUOTE=Antdawg;35523412][B]Autistic[/B] kid in Year 8 who annoys our group (we're Year 12)[/QUOTE] Don't get me wrong, but I seriously hate it when people use the term 'autism' wrong. I realise that it's a joke most of the time, i.e. minecraft, but when people deliberately use it wrong, that's a whole new level of ignorance to me. I'm not necessarily saying this because of your post, though. That guy is probably using autism as an excuse for his shitty behaviour, or he understood it wrong. Slightly on-topic, holy shit this laptop this girl gave me to fix uses 80% processor power [I]on idle[/I]. MSconfig is full of shit.

[QUOTE=Qubik;35357725]Well, there's this guy in my class who thinks he's the smartest person in class but in reality he's just a douche. No one, and I really mean no one, likes him. And on top of that he skips school like 5 times a week because he's "ill".[/QUOTE] Fuck i just skipped school today because i was "Ill". I only do it when i forget some sort of important assignment so i get another day. I feel like making a lifestyle change now. I do it way too often :(

I claim myself as the biggest idiot I've seen sometimes, when I was 6-7 or something like that I wished I could be Yoshi for a day. A friend I met in the same class still remembers it today. Even better because for christmas, we got to write these christmas wish cards, which would get read by the headmaster of the school during christmas dinner (yes, christmas dinner on school, that school was the shit). And of course my shitty card had to go first. Now I'm in college and a classmate of mine sneakily recorded me being hyperactive (which he triggered himself, sneaky bastard) and flipping all my shits at my laptop because I couldn't get past a part in Mw3 another classmate gave me. He edited the video, it's gone pretty viral in my class. I now officially have Down's Syndrome according to them. I guess I haven't changed a bit. [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Shock_Coil;35454982]A friend of a friend also believes that some rap artists are connected to the Illuminati and are brainwashing teens that listen to their music into being satanists. She spends time trying to connect dots of random things like the artists' kid's names to satanic symbols or other crap like that. It honestly sounds like the movie "The Number 23".[/QUOTE] A classmate of mine said Rihanna is part of the Illuminati, though I still don't know if he was satirical or not, I'm pretty naïve.

[QUOTE=Shock_Coil;35454982]A friend of a friend also believes that some rap artists are connected to the Illuminati and are brainwashing teens that listen to their music into being satanists. She spends time trying to connect dots of random things like the artists' kid's names to satanic symbols or other crap like that. It honestly sounds like the movie "The Number 23".[/QUOTE] Open your eyes, man. The proof is all around us.

Have a Christian fundamentalist friend who doesn't believe in gravity. In his own words, "God is pushing us all down to Earth with billions of fingers." When questioned about how we got to the moon, he stops talking, to the point of swearing at us if we continue to ask. He also doesn't know what type of Christian faith he belongs to, he just keeps replying "Christian." When we ask whether he's agnostic or Jehovahs or baptist of something, he just keeps going back to "Christian", then gets pissed off again and refuses to talk to us.

[QUOTE=CorporalCupCake;35591444]Have a Christian fundamentalist friend who doesn't believe in gravity. In his own words, "God is pushing us all down to Earth with billions of fingers." When questioned about how we got to the moon, he stops talking, to the point of swearing at us if we continue to ask. He also doesn't know what type of Christian faith he belongs to, he just keeps replying "Christian." When we ask whether he's agnostic or Jehovahs or baptist of something, he just keeps going back to "Christian", then gets pissed off again and refuses to talk to us.[/QUOTE] I often wonder what goes on in the minds of people like this.

[QUOTE=CorporalCupCake;35591444]Have a Christian fundamentalist friend who doesn't believe in gravity. In his own words, "God is pushing us all down to Earth with billions of fingers." When questioned about how we got to the moon, he stops talking, to the point of swearing at us if we continue to ask. He also doesn't know what type of Christian faith he belongs to, he just keeps replying "Christian." When we ask whether he's agnostic or Jehovahs or baptist of something, he just keeps going back to "Christian", then gets pissed off again and refuses to talk to us.[/QUOTE] I strongly recommend you rush him to a hospital. He appears to be missing a brain.

gravity is a subjective thing it just depends whether you believe in god or not [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] :downs:

[URL="http://facepunch.com/members/160772-Joppari"]Joppari[/URL] First tries to have a religious discussion with me, then when I make an argument he cannot best, he just says things like this: [QUOTE=Joppari]haha says the nerd with no life on facepunch whos the ultimate atheist 15 year old who likes gasmasks and is socially awkward so he argues on internet[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Joppari]ownedd you should get out of here no one likes you[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Joppari]hahah looks like someone got butthurt[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Joppari]are you 12[/QUOTE] And on his profile I see he has had the same discussion with pnukup and said the same sort of shit on his page aswell. [b]Extremely late edit:[/b] If you want to have a laugh, I have the pm's right here. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb trolling." - postal))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;35592064]gravity is a subjective thing it just depends whether you believe in god or not [editline]16th April 2012[/editline] :downs:[/QUOTE] Does that mean Christians can fly?

[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35592239]Does that mean Christians can fly?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/FlyingNun_S1_early.jpg[/img]

They do can fly...DOWNWARDS

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