If you were an inaminate object what would you be?

[Thatanos]

I'd be a transformer. My vehicle form would be a FUCKING HOT ROD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And i'd kill everything because Decepticon.

[xxfalconxx]

air. i could be everywhere at the same time. :smug:

[Mr_FJ]

Does it count if it's a mostly inanimate object? Because then I'd be myself.

[Ordnas]

I would be a plant

[Zeke129]

A pine tree.

Fuck yeah pine tree

[ReCreate]

But humans will chop you down and sell you.

[Saza]

[QUOTE=rob54362;20200853]A bowl of petunias[/QUOTE]

"Oh no, not again."

I'd be water.

[DrBones]

five pounds of caesium coated in Saza/

[Saza]

Explosion. :\

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=Saza;20202023]Explosion. :\[/QUOTE]

Damn fine way to go, if I do say so myself.

[Ordnas]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20201819]A pine tree.

Fuck yeah pine tree[/QUOTE]

a pine tree is a living being.

[retyuoligkl]

A nuke.
I"MA COMIN FOR YOU JAPAN!

[Peacekid]

An AC130 or a supermassive black hole

[HybridThizle]

a dog

[HazeFyer23]

A planet

[HeckXX]

a bird

[Jester.]

I would be HazeFyer23's avatar

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

A deep space probe. Think about it: You get to explore uncharted reaches of the cosmos, drifting away from Earth at speeds that nothing else manmade can ever hope to achieve. You will fly forever until you either collide with space debris, a planet, or a star, or maybe even you will be discovered by a sentient species. That's right: You meet aliens. Nothing would be cooler.

[STREWTH_99]

An F-22. :smug:

[INSANE_PAIN]

[QUOTE=cyclocius;20198011]Dildo.[/QUOTE]

just what i was thinking

[MadMaxJ]

The luck Vaultboy Bobblehead.

[AteBitLord]

Braces, people could lick my and rub their gums all over me.

[Captain Obvious]

A computer, i would play games with my operator.

[Maragol]

I would be the air you breathe just to commit suicide to doom everyone.
"insert devlish laugh here"

[The Riddler]

[QUOTE=NateDude;20198000]Title says all

I'd be paint

[img]http://visualfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/linux-body-paint-clothing.jpg[/img]

Yay for fake clothing.[/QUOTE]

I would be her tampon.
A hot girl who advocates Linux is a paragon in my book.

[The DooD]

[QUOTE=Marlamin;20198031]a terminator[/QUOTE]

Quite animate, isn't it? Unless it was broken.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I'd be a spaceship.

[Fata]

God.

[Minilandstan]

The citidel

I can activate the judgement wavier and kill everyone.

[Rainhorror]

A television

Since [I]they're watching me[/I]