If you were an inaminate object what would you be?
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A grain of salt.
Woman's bicycle seat.
[QUOTE=Captain Obvious;20416876]A computer, i would play games with my operator.[/QUOTE]
I beat my computer senselessly every four hours each day of the week. I feel I need to teach it a lesson when it lags.
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[QUOTE=Fata;20421868]God.[/QUOTE]
Somebody doesn't know what inanimate is..
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;20422435]Woman's bicycle seat.[/QUOTE]
You will get farted on
Clock.
A cell phone.
[QUOTE=ah!panic;20198334][Img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/06/steven_cole_narrowweb__300x739,0.jpg[/Img]
sorry dude... =/[/QUOTE]
Are those oranges in his bra???
I'd be a laptop
A chair in a woman's only college.
double ended dildo used by only hot pornstars
Virus.
Technically inaminate.
A clock. :v:
A lamp. I love lamp.
A paint pallette. :ninja:
An Emission Nebula.
Women's boxer shorts.
A boom box
A wallet
[QUOTE=oranges283;20630700]A wallet[/QUOTE]
Because you like the feeling of money on your bare skin.
An F40ph, because they are fucking awesome.
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[img]http://www.byrnes.org/railfan/amtrak2/amk_380.jpg[/img]
Look at it.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;20630974]An F40ph, because they are fucking awesome.
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[img_thumb]http://www.byrnes.org/railfan/amtrak2/amk_380.jpg[/img_thumb]
Look at it.[/QUOTE]
And you get to ruin furry fridays on /b/.
A furry targetting system. That can shoot missles. (Earth will be free from the worst kind of people)
Well that's not very nice.
A mini-gun attached to an attack helicopter
A sword.
Asteroid fuck yeah
Does the Iron Giant count?
AN INANIMATE CARBON ROD.
[IMG]http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg[/IMG]
:buddy:
A black hole.
I'd never be hungry again.
CCTV Camera
A chocolate sauce bottle so I could continue to shit in people's drinks.
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