Toast garlic bread
Fry bacon
Cook eggs in leftover bacon grease and sprinkle some cheese in
make sandwich
HAVE HEART ATTACK
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Why don't you go to a nuticionist?
Chewing Bacon and eating junk food all day isn't the proper way.
So you hate fat stuff.
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Fat aren't the only thing that make you gain weight.
Carbohidrates also help.
I have the same problem, except that I just constantly shit because a part of my large bowel has been removed and I am hopelessly underweight aswell. I have no muscle either, so my winter is going to be spent eating lots of food/proteins/glucose and making muscle.
How about weightlifting and muscle gain instead of fat?
I was gonna post McDonalds...
So,
McDonalds
You should eat steak and pasta for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Wash it down with whole milk. Don't forget raw eggs.
[QUOTE=Bo0n;18152867]Try getting a lot of protein, and eat a lot of meat, milk, cheese and stuff like that.[/QUOTE]
You should be trying to get muscle, not get lazy and fat.
[QUOTE=Grabigel;18177610]You should be trying to get muscle, not get lazy and fat.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but then I'd still be like muscley but thin. Like a Jockey from L4D2 or something.
How much do you weigh OP?
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Calories arent the only thing that's gonna help, get some protein shakes too. If you work out you'll find yourself more hungry, that's the key. I was 105lbs when I graduated high school.
[QUOTE=Nyaos;18203805]How much do you weigh OP?
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Calories arent the only thing that's gonna help, get some protein shakes too. If you work out you'll find yourself more hungry, that's the key. I was 105lbs when I graduated high school.[/QUOTE]
Uhh, something like 7.8 stone. I forget how much that is in pounds.
1) Get bucket of liquidized lard.
2) Get pipe and insert end into said bucket.
3) Insert other end into your throat.
4) Lie completely still to minimize calorie expenditure, and set up a contraption which uses an electric motor to pump said liquidized lard into your body.
5) Continue for hours on end.
6) Weight gain ensues!
needs moar twinkies! <3
About 109lbs, so you were in the same area as me. Trust me gaining weight is totally possible. Being skinny sucks doesn't it? You can't even wear a T-shirt without feeling weird.
[QUOTE=Faunts;18203828]Uhh, something like 7.8 stone. I forget how much that is in pounds.[/QUOTE]
Google is awesome!
[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=8HU&q=7.8+stone+in+pounds&aq=f&oq=&aqi=[/url]
Edit: damn, ninja-ed.
Yea about 109 pounds.
Eat a fuckton of cheetos.
:patriot:
[QUOTE=Nyaos;18206206]About 109lbs, so you were in the same area as me. Trust me gaining weight is totally possible. Being skinny sucks doesn't it? You can't even wear a T-shirt without feeling weird.[/QUOTE]
The only part of me which I find really weird are my wrists. I'll upload pictures.
So you went to your doctor and he didnt tell you what kind of eating plan to follow besides eating more calories? I should imagine that just eating loads of high fat foods as suggested is very unhealthy and a bad idea, you should probably just get your recommended daily intake of calories, while eating fruit and protein and the like in the correct amounts, and you will start to put on weight.
[QUOTE=Harry9397;18254490]So you went to your doctor and he didnt tell you what kind of eating plan to follow besides eating more calories? I should imagine that just eating loads of high fat foods as suggested is very unhealthy and a bad idea, you should probably just get your recommended daily intake of calories, while eating fruit and protein and the like in the correct amounts, and you will start to put on weight.[/QUOTE]
Why is everyone suggesting "eat a lot of junkfood" anyway?
Yea eat nothing but a lot of mayo, raw sugar, and salt, weight won't be an issue in a few weeks.
Just increase your food intake across the board, junk food does have a lot of calories, but they don't provide the body with anything it really needs (like vitamins and other minerals).
eat small children.
[QUOTE=Harry9397;18254490]So you went to your doctor and he didnt tell you what kind of eating plan to follow besides eating more calories? I should imagine that just eating loads of high fat foods as suggested is very unhealthy and a bad idea, you should probably just get your recommended daily intake of calories, while eating fruit and protein and the like in the correct amounts, and you will start to put on weight.[/QUOTE]
She said to eat a loaf of Hovis bread each day.
What was recommended to me was to eat a ton of fruit, peanut butter, and ice cream everyday. The only way I can consistently gain weight is if I always have a couple of fruit cups and a few packages of peanut butter crackers on me at all times and I pretty much never stop eating.
Each morning you go to McDonalds or Burger King and buy 3-5 burgers as breakfast and later you eat dinner there too. Repeat until your fat.
[QUOTE=knutmora;18262405]Each morning you go to McDonalds or Burger King and buy 3-5 burgers as breakfast and later you eat dinner there too. Repeat until your fat.[/QUOTE]
NO, FUCKING STOP SUGGESTING MCDONALD's
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[QUOTE=Galex7471;18262228]What was recommended to me was to eat a ton of fruit, peanut butter, and ice cream everyday. The only way I can consistently gain weight is if I always have a couple of fruit cups and a few packages of peanut butter crackers on me at all times and I pretty much never stop eating.[/QUOTE]
I do all that apart from the peanut butter bit.
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