[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957812][B][U]FACT:[/U][/B] I'm better than Angua because I bolded [I]and[/I] underlined the word "fact"[/QUOTE]
[b][i][u]FACT:[/u][/i][/b] I'm better than Hiphopopotomus [i]and[/i] Angua because I underlined, put in bold and italics, the word "fact."
Fact : This is a Fact.
fact: the above fact was not a very good one but still a fact
Fact: The above fact was given by an [i]Indian[/i].
FACT: An [i]indian doctor[/i]
Bears eat beats.
I have sleepy eyes
I'm also sleepy
sleepyy
mi dik is big
FACT: Drinking antifreeze will make you resistant to frostbite
i'm gay
Fact: The Internet was launched about March of 1989.
Fart: You read the word 'fart' as 'fact' just now.
Garry got punched in the vagina then made rust
MaxofS2D is a pretty funny guy.
[b]FACT:[/b] The Pope shits in the woods and bears live in the Vatican City.
Facts:
According to various police sketch artists, bearded Ashton Kutcher is every rapist ever. Except for the black ones.
The "Pinkie Up The Ass During A Blowjob" maneuver was created in 1745 by Lord Fentwick of York. In spite of having concieved it mere seconds prior, he still had to convince his wife by saying "I totally know this one guy that tried it. It wasn't gay, or anything."
The "merkin," a wig of sorts for the pubic region, was popularized by actor William Shatner, who has difficulty reading directions.
Scientists at Starkist have succeeded in genetically engineering an actual "Chicken of the Sea." The results have been hailed as "Horrifying, yet hilarious."
Television personality Larry King is of such an advanced age, his "little black book" was compiled by Oskar Schindler.
"Tamogatchi" is Japanese for "Fucking Americans will buy just any old shit."
Downton Abbey was originally pitched as a vehicle series for Vin Diesel.
The hit Dean Martin song, "Ain't That A Kick In The Head," went through various title changes before release. The original working title was "Ain't That A Haymaker To The Cunt."
Fox News' Greta Van Susteren has stated that, should she and Fox News ever part ways, she can always go back to her old job as Rocky Balboa's trainer.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a dead dog gets poked with a sharp stick, Ron Paul gets an erection.
High school diplomas have the ability to bestow magical powers on Juggalos. Unfortunately, to date, there has been no way to determine what these powers are.
[B]FACT:[/B] Gandhi was not an really an advocate of peaceful protest as history would have us believe. His non violent methods where in fact a cunning ruse designed to lull the British into a false sense of security, while he secretly trained an army of elite elephant cavalry. Luckily, he died before he could implement his plan, thus preventing what would have been one of the most violent and bloody wars in history.
This little know fact is the inspiration for Gandhi's violent personality in the [I]Civilisations[/I] game franchise.
Anal sex was actually invented by Sir Henry Anal II in 1791
Fact: Not eating your vegetables makes you look like a freaky freaky little tarsier.
Fact: It is illegal to fart in an airplane because it seen as a biohazard.
Fact: The world came close to nuclear annihilation in 1825 when Spain broke an international treaty by invading the Netherlands.
Fact: Marrie Currie never existed and the real person who discovered Potassium Sulfate was a man who thought it would be funny to say a woman did it.
Fact: Bill Cosby
If a hundred Glenn Becks type at a hundred typewriters for a hundred years, they will produce roughly eight billion perfect copies of Mein Kampf.
The feminine cleansing product known as "douche" was originally called "Dave." Seriously, have you met Dave? The guy's a complete douche.
Scientists have discovered a link between sex with animals and penile cancer. In a related study, it was found that Matthew Broderick probably has penile cancer.
Mitt Romney once angrily stormed out of a Star Wars premiere when he realized "The Phantom Menace" wasn't Jews.
SNL alum Chevy Chase is a fan of The Color Purple. Not the book or film. . .rather, the color hookers turn when you choke them.
Hulk Hogan's habit of loudly addressing people as "BROTHER!" stems from the fact that he has Alzheimer's, and literally thinks you're his brother.
Ed Hardy's signature art style is officially known as "Lisa Frank for douchebags."
Boogers are actually quite nutritious. You just gotta get rid of all the dirt first.
When ground up and mixed with charcoal, coffee grounds and salt, cashews can be smoked in a pipe for a better and healthier calm than tobacco or marijuana combined.
"Myspace" was invented by the Sumerians in 3054 BCE as an alternative means of sharing information. It was generally regarded as inferior to cuneiform.
"The Moon" is not actually a celestial body, and is in fact a large, circular piece of aluminum foil that was placed in the sky by the US government in the 60's to intimidate the USSR.
Science has now determined by direct observation that Solipsism is 100% accurate.
Salmon pay attention to the moon.
fact: above user is belgian
fact: you guys are gay sperg nerds
Fact: Fact is a word that is used for that is known, or proved to be true.
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Fact: Facts are usually used for evidence on crimes.
Fact: Facts can be used to refer to a situation under discussion.
Sharknado was originally slated to be a throwback to 80's buddy cop films, entitled Hammerhead And The Cyclone. It would have starred Mickey Rourke as The Cyclone, a motorcycle-driving former mob enforcer-turned-detective with a hard as nails exterior, but a heart of gold, and Terry Crewes as Hammerhead, a beat cop by day, MMA fighter by night.
[B]Fact[/B]: There is more than one person having sex with an animal at this very moment.
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