The object to your immediate left is your weapon in an apocalyptic battle for supremacy.
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A pringles can.
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full auto pringles machine gun, eat lead you undead motherfuckers
my Deus Ex retail CD
hmmmmmmmmmm
A piece of A4 paper :/
A dinner plate.
Metroid mug.
A fragile ceramic coaster.
Use: Throws the coaster at the enemy, doing 10 damage. Has a 40% chance to explode into fragments, causing 24 bleed damage over 8 seconds.
Number of uses: 1
A plastic bag. I guess... I could suffocate people?
Abraham Lincoln bobble head from class trip to Washington DC?
(I also threw up on the bus 3 times there and had the squirts like every 10 mins during the trip)
a curtain
hmm its red so maybe i make a bull come at me then move it out the way and let it kill the zombies ?
A laser thermometer.
I may not win the battle but at least I will know how hot it is.
a candy box shaped of the coin box from mario, that i have filled up with swedish coins.
Pocket Knife/TV Remote combo.
License to kill.
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A fake, but still sharp shortsword. Exellcent.
A steno pad with maps of the classic text based adventure game "Zork" On it.
Fuck.
A wall. :v:
A garbage bin full of trash.
I turn my head to the left and notice a small pile of cigar butts and ash. I quickly scoop up the trinkets and shove them in my mouth. With one large gulp, I swallow the material whole and pat my mouth clean with my shirt.
"Gawd, that needed more tar..."
A pillow
Take out pillow case
Put concrete in it
Throw at nuclear bomb
While I was reading the thread title my cat walked across my chest and moved to the left side of me.
We both know our fate.
Dr. Pepper can. I'll smack the enemies with a can and hopefully cut them.
A USB.
what
A dull replica of a katana :smug:
unsharpened but hey the tip is still fucking sharp and I think a piece of blunt steel would still do some damage