• The object to your immediate left is your weapon in an apocalyptic battle for supremacy.
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Volume Remote Controller , time to add some bass to my nuclear rocket.
A mason jar. Well shit.
A ruler, the lethal force of my ruler cannot be measured.
My mobile phone. I will kill you all with my tiny microwaves and beeping noises
[url]http://adventuretimewithfinnandjake.wikia.com/wiki/Finn's_hat[/url] Except real.
Trusty hobby-knife that's sharp as a scalpel. Awesome.
The radiator in my room. Well its realy heavy but I think I can squish someting with it.
Me and my ukulele in an apocalyptic battle for supremacy? Bring it on.
A cardboard box, damp with WD-40 (I'm at work). ...bollocks.
Two books: 50 Great short stories, and The Audubon Socity Nature guides- Wetlands [img]http://oi53.tinypic.com/2uzbb53.jpg[/img] [img]http://oi51.tinypic.com/croz5.jpg[/img] [t]http://oi52.tinypic.com/v78bx5.jpg[/t] So I going to use these pieces of great literature to find the greatest strengths and weaknesses of humanity and then use my knowledge of wet lands to distract the masses while I slowly rise to power
Fuck you, I got my 3DS and I am going to play games and ignore the apocalypse.
Piece of chcolate bar wrapping. I quess i could give the zobmies papaercuts.
My mobile phone. Im fucked
A dildo. [i]wow okay.[/i]
Half-empty water bottle... Fuck
A pillow....Fuck yeah mutants i'm gonna smother you too death.
a solder iron, seriously? well would make a great futuristic hot sword.
Wonder how far I could get with a coffee mug.
A pillow. I guess they could choke on the feathers.
$20 I'll buy my way in.
My mobile phone on the GTA IV case. I'd just call 482-555-0100, 359-555-0100 and fuck some shit up.
a spoon
Coffe mug Fuk
Old Spice Deodorant MANLY VICTORY
desk fan :(
Chinese chopsticks I might be able to poke their eyes out YES
My knife.
Electric guitar.
[img]http://www.goodasgold.com/catalog/images/foam%20cup.JPG[/img] am i fucked
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