[QUOTE=Gwandu;40137948]none[/QUOTE]
Try not to look like a dick?
Volume is increased/decreased by multiples of 5.
Do not run for the bus.
It's "Levi-[b]O[/b]-sa," not "Levi-oh-sarr."
Fuck what they think of you. Unless they are an authority figure, at which point, it's "Fuck, what do they think of me?!"
Whatever you do, do it with pride for God, Queen, and Country.
[QUOTE=Coppermoss;40138619]Whatever you do, do it with pride for God, Queen, and Country.[/QUOTE]
Tally ho.
If three men enter a bar wearing the similar outfits, but each one is wearing a different hat that represents a cartoon character from the 1970's - You must stand on the bar table and sing "Ain't nothin' to it (Gangster rap made me do it) - Ice Cube" before drinking again
Even if sarge is wrong, he's right.
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
A bad soldier questions every order. A good soldier listens to orders without question. A great soldier questions the questionable order.
If the bathroom/toilet door is shut, it is occupied. You don't have to knock or walk in without thinking beforehand, just wait until it's free.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40139011]Even if sarge is wrong, he's right.
[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]
A bad soldier questions every order. A good soldier listens to orders without question. A great soldier questions the questionable order.[/QUOTE]
I'm getting mixed messages here.
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40132381]We all have those rules that above all CAN NOT and SHOULD NOT be broken.
What are yours?
Can be personal rules that you yourself can not break (e.g. hitting on a woman your friend already bagged), and ones that people around you should never, ever break (e.g. hitting on a woman you already bagged)
One of mine is:
If we're in a 3-urinal restroom, with all three free bar the one on the side that I'm using, do NOT pick the middle one. There is a urinal on the right that is perfectly fine. I don't see what compels you to pee directly next to a random stranger.[/QUOTE]
Don't tell me you got this idea straight from Reddit's front page.
Don't smoke Tobacco because it's stupid. :v:
Remember to buy poison arrows.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40139394]Don't smoke Tobacco because it's stupid. :v:[/QUOTE]
Crack is wack!
Hugs, not drugs!
Don't do Wacky Tobaccy!
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40139072]I'm getting mixed messages here.[/QUOTE]
Don't question an order like "Advance." Question an order that could harm the friendlies or your fellow soldiers.
Never go ass to mouth.
Never ever EVER look at someone elses tits or dick.
Walk on the right side of the hallway/sidewalk/whatever else
Say hi to random people only if they look like they are in a good mood
If you must pass someone when walking, pick up the pace so you aren't walking beside them
Don't sit next to the guy who goes out of his way to not sit next to people
Don't stare at people, else they get pissy
Don't sit next to someone you don't know unless you have to
Chew with your mouth closed
Flush the toilet
Don't piss on the toilet seat
No matter how good you are at pissing without hands, never attempt it when pissing in a toilet that is not you own
Worst case scenario is the most likely scenario
People who don't wear their shirt in public are assholes
Drugs are bad
There is no excuse for racism, sexism or homophobia
If someone looks busy, don't bother them
Don't try to help someone if you don't know EXACTLY what they need help with and what you could do that would actually help
Wait for the driver in the car to give you the thumbs up before crossing
If the license plate looks like a white dot and you can't read it at all, the car is far enough away to cross
Oh, and [B]NEVER[/B], under [B][U]ANY[/U][/B] circumstances should you walk away from your computer (doesn't matter if it's to walk across the fucking ROOM) with porn visible on the screen.
When somethings gets you down remember... #YOLO.
The pain doesn't go away, you just make room for it.
I totally stole that from Andrea.
dont be a hipster. ever
dont pretend to like something before it was cool
dont actually like something before it was cool
dont like something because its not cool
never flush a public toilet
Never date a best friend's ex.
When in doubt, empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining and breathing.
[QUOTE=papaya;40150850]dont be a hipster. ever
dont pretend to like something before it was cool
[I]dont actually like something before it was cool[/I]
dont like something because its not cool[/QUOTE]
So we can't make uncool things cool by liking them?
Anyway, my personal rule: Be legitimately nice to absolutely everyone, and they'll either like you or run out of reasons to piss you off.
If they still piss you off, they're a dick and not worth your time.
Wear two underwears just incase.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40139522]Don't question an order like "Advance." Question an order that could harm the friendlies or your fellow soldiers.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't an order like advance possibly harm fellow soldiers?
I am a terrible soldier.
[QUOTE=Novangel;40157331]Couldn't an order like advance possibly harm fellow soldiers?
I am a terrible soldier.[/QUOTE]
buck your ideas up cadet
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