I'm the same. I don't even use urinals in public toilets.
Stay in the class, don't go to gym. I do that and nobody comes to check. I skipped gym most of the year. Then again, I finished with C, not like it really matters.
[QUOTE=Dbuhos;24136188]Stay in the class, don't go to gym. I do that and nobody comes to check. I skipped gym most of the year. Then again, I finished with C, not like it really matters.[/QUOTE]
Yet another great option.
[QUOTE=Warship;24135330]What?[/QUOTE]
he's basically saying that if you can't even strip down for the shower, why should sex be any different?
Say you're muslim.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;24100869]Lol my school too, except the shower are brokens, i think.[/QUOTE]
The only time the showers work at my college is when I get bored and play the 'try-and-turn-the-showers-on-without-getting-wet' game. Which is a lot.
But yeah, if I were you i'd go into extreme detail about some form of abnormality or issue to do with your 'downstairs department' (obviously out of the earshot of your classmates) until your teacher is too embarrassed to carry on listening to you. I've done that on several occasions to get out of gym stuff (especially when I have a swimming lesson - being female ftw) and its worked every time.
In our school, at least half of us wear compression shorts or swimsuits in the shower, though. That's probably your best bet.
What's the big deal about Muslims, anyway?
stop being a pussy how do you think all the other kids feel about it
Say you're a jew and jews hate being naked in public
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;24139670]stop being a pussy how do you think all the other kids feel about it[/QUOTE]
The problem here is that OP is homosexual and will rape all of the boys. The best way out of this situation is to take showers with girl's.
Say you're a jew and afraid to go into public showers.
[QUOTE=REMBER;24140262]The problem here is that OP is homosexual and will rape all of the boys. The best way out of this situation is to take showers with girl's.[/QUOTE]
If that was the case, why wouldn't I like it? :smug:
lol
[QUOTE=Pascall;24134137]punch your gym teacher in the jaw.[/QUOTE]
with your dick
Just go to school with a huge hard-on one day or (if you can't do that) a durex lube bottle in your shorts. It'll get a look.
Seriously sue hte school board motherfucker!
[QUOTE=Warship;24141491]If that was the case, why wouldn't I like it? :smug:
lol[/QUOTE]
Because your class mates are against homosexuality and will kill you.
Go to gym - do as little as possible - don't get sweaty.
Wet your hair.
Problem solved, you don't have to feel unfreash all day and it will look like you had a shower.
Or, just skip it and grab a coffee with some friends during gym class, show up for next lesson.
Gosh, I mean, gym is not, that important.
[QUOTE=julmust;24142222]
Gosh, I mean, gym is not, that important.[/QUOTE]
It's only important if you're going to play sports in High School and College.
Other than that it's a waste of time.
I shower alone mainly because im fat and everyone goes NO GET THE FUCK OUT IM NOT SHOWING WITH FATTY HERE. Im like :saddowns:
Gym teacher gay or bi>?
[QUOTE=TheMooseIsLoose;24133883]Isn't it pretty common in Denmark to do that?[/QUOTE]
Dane reporting in, and replying with a solid no. I've enver been forced to shower after gym class. I've done it tons of times though :v:
Tell your teacher to fuck off, they can't force you to do anything.
Just make everyone feel really uncomfortable around you and then people will avoid you in the shower.
OP remember that theres a pretty good chance one of the guys in the shower is a closet gay. he will probably stare at your ass while you shower.
They had a shower at my school, and I was like "FUCK THIS SHIT" and didn't.
Being naked in a shower with dudes is weird, and kinda gay.
Sue the school for enough money, you'll never have to work in your entire life.
Have faith in your....length :P
Honestly, you couldn't be the smallest they've seen.
[QUOTE=Piggah;24100565]ITT: OP has a tiny wiener[/QUOTE]
Oh and your E-peen is [b]So[/b] much bigger now
Don't shower and say you would rather not pick up athlete's foot. Done and done.
Dude just whip out your dick and slap some kids.
Just don't shower.
What are they going to do? Strip you naked and cuff you to a shower pipe? (then have a lengthy prison sentance)
You could always just not mention the fact you didn't shower to the teacher, when you finish gym enter the changeing room, get changed, leave.
If that does not work, lie. Say you got some nasty ass scars you are embarased about.
Still did not work?
I can't help you if you can't do it from something like just not doing it and refuseing.
*OFF TOPIC RANT*At my school we didn't need to shower, what is it with america and showering at school? Not a single school I know makes people shower together. *OFF TOPIC RANT*
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