[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;24147872]*OFF TOPIC RANT*At my school we didn't need to shower, what is it with america and showering at school? Not a single school I know makes people shower together. *OFF TOPIC RANT*[/QUOTE]
OP said he lived in Denmark. And here in America (as far as I know) they don't force you to shower in gym class.
If its after Class, A la getting changed back into clothes
Wet your hair and get dressed
On a trip to saint louis missouri with my class back when I was in elementary school, there were group showers at the place we stayed. We were forced the take showers every other day for the whole week we were there. The first time, I waited till everyone left and then I showered. Second time around I grew a pair and got in there, and kept doing so the next two times. No one dared utter a small dick/you're gay joke to anyone, as I suspect everyone single person there was nervous. Everyone looked away from everyone else the whole time, sheepishly. No soap to drop - it was dispensible. :smug:
Sorry, I bet this doesn't help much.
Everyone has a small dick when they're flaccid. Except me. And you probably think you're smaller than you actually are because when you look down at your junk, it's foreshortened. Just be cool about it and [b]don't drop the soap[/b]
I remember when I was in elementary school we use to go to an indoor swimming pool for swimming lessons and we would have to change in the group change rooms and this one kid was kinda crazy, so one time he hopped onto the bench and started swinging his dick forward and back screaming. The teacher got mad.
Why are you guys saying you shouldn't drop the soap?
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Oooooh, I get it
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Wait a sec, I'm pretty sure that [b]there is no soap[/b]
If you get an erection, hide it in another kids butt.
You could also shower and not smell
[QUOTE=kaskade700;24156359]You could also shower and not smell[/QUOTE]
I shower at home, you know
Just don't shower, what are they gonna do?
[QUOTE=TehWhale;24156421]Just don't shower, what are they gonna do?[/QUOTE]
Call the cops
Accuse the gym teacher of sneaking in and filming people while showering, bam policy change
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[QUOTE=ZapDing;24156450]Call the the cops[/QUOTE]
the the cops
I was compiling a level when I wrote that, dang lagg.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24156524]Have you even gotten out of showering at school yet or is it just canceled everyday -.-[/QUOTE]
Well, our schedule has changed since summer vacation ended. It used to be so that we could go home after gym class (I just went home instead of going to gym), but now we have two hours after gym. Summer vacation ended 1 week ago so I don't know if I can leave without anyone noticing...
Ask your gym teacher if you can shower with the girls instead then, if it's such a big deal.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24156626]So you haven't been to gym yet this year or what?[/QUOTE]
It was cancelled last monday..
I don't see it as that big of a deal. Just shower.
/Unzip your gym teachers suit and find pedobear.
Shower with swimtrunks on
being serious. Wear a sweat shirt most of gym, and when the teacher ask you to shower, take off the sweat shirt and reveal a "fuck you" shirt.
I remember every friday we used to have mandatory swimming classes. One day we all decided to be sneaky, and we made a human tower to peek over to the girls changing rooms. One of us got a boner and the guy below him screamed, toppling the tower, we all fell, but one guy got a heel in his crotch as another fat kid landed on him. We told him that the only way to prevent his children from dying was to run to the coach and ask for deep heat.
Deep heat.
[QUOTE=Piggah;24100565]ITT: OP has a tiny wiener[/QUOTE]
He maybe have a gigantic and don't want people to stare at it.
I always shower after gym.
I don't like being all sweaty for the rest of the day :saddowns: (we have gym first thing in the morning).
Ok do it like this, i've had this problem to when i was 14, in school we didn't need to shower. But i was a volleybal player and ofcourse after intense training you need a shower. Do not go in last that is just sucky, just walk in the shower boxer still on with you towel. Hang your boxers up and then your towel. And while showering if you are insecure face the wall. Face up into the showerhead. You don't have to be in the shower for an hour, just go in wash yourself and get out.
Remember people won't look weird at you unless you are acting weird, if you act like it is all normal nobody would act weird.
If the guys are like ooh look at his wiener just respond mature, like grow up or something. It will take a few weeks but you will get used to it. Trust me.
We couldn't shower in school because of the tight schedule. Good luck
Keep boxers on
wrap towel around you
wash legs arms and get water to wash certain areas.
Get out
Dry with towel that's around you.
Go to next lesson.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;24156795]That is the worst idea I have ever heard.
So he can be naked with a bunch of people AND have a boner. I'm sure that would really boost his social status.[/QUOTE]
but totally worth it. Seeing a bunch of naked girls that are MY AGE??? and ones that I know??? Fuck yeah! I'd kill to have that happen.
Hell, if they like what I've got...who knows, right? We're 16-17.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24156500]Accuse the gym teacher of sneaking in and filming people while showering,[b] threaten to sue, extort to acquire currency[/b].[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
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