What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
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[QUOTE=inferno1]Eh have a few.
In New York I cornered an NYPD officer to get my picture taken with him (typical tourist thing eh?) and I pointed at his black colleague who was a National Guradsman and said "Is [b]that[/b] National Guard?". I didn't put emphasis on the word "that" but it came out wrong anyway...
Also while I was drunk and at a party I opened a door expecting it to one of mates, went "oh hellewww" in a posh sounding voice, and it was my friend's dad. He laughed luckily.
Another one involving a mate's dad, he was carrying a tray of food and I danced my way into him and knocked sausage rolls all over the floor :([/QUOTE]
Oh my god really danced into a plate of sauage "laughing"
I don't what is the most embarrassing moments but last summer when there was this huge party, i was fucking shitfaced, i can't remember so much.
But i met this girl, she was fucking cute. So i just made out with her a while, we both we're totally drunk. So we got our way out from the party to have some private time :q:
So we went to this playground, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. But then a couple of guys told us we were up in no good, started making trouble in the neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I fapped and then my mom came in , i freaked and fell off my chair and broke my arm.
[QUOTE=Fan-Fanatic]I fapped and then my mom came in , i freaked and fell off my chair and broke my arm.[/QUOTE]
FUCK YOU.
[B]FUCK YOU[/B]
WHat ?
[QUOTE=Fan-Fanatic]I fapped and then my mom came in , i freaked and fell off my chair and broke my arm.[/QUOTE]
This is most embarrassing till now. Wonder what he will say when they ask about his broken arm:)
I was just fapping to some good old porn then ma mom walked in in the middle of it and i got scared n fel n broke ma arm!
[QUOTE=Tolo]This is most embarrassing till now. Wonder what he will say when they ask about his broken arm:)
I was just fapping to some good old porn then ma mom walked in in the middle of it and i got scared n fel n broke ma arm![/QUOTE]
I did that actually.
I have a hunch it's a joke on me :(
Oh my . We have something on common now
[QUOTE=Fan-Fanatic]I fapped and then my mom came in , i freaked and fell off my chair and broke my arm.[/QUOTE]
i was having a wank and my mum came in and i fell off my chair, and on the way down broke my neck by hitting it on the bed
so there i was, lying on the floor in the collapsed chair, paralysed, with my hand still tightly gripping my dick
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with porn open on my computer
When I was 6, I laughed during assembely and was made to stand up infront of the whole school and sing hymns :(
I walked into the wrong class on the first day of school. I had 1st period somewhere else. So then i go to a different class. Wrong one. This happens 6 times. Until I finally find my class. Then I get detention. Fun and embarrassing! Double whammy!
I walked into the wrong change room to grab my bag after school, all the ladies were calling me a pervert and cussing at me. :confused:
In school, I fell down the stairs and I touched a girl's ass
Twice :q:
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[QUOTE=Juco]I walked into the wrong change room to grab my bag after school, all the ladies were calling me a pervert and cussing at me. :confused:[/QUOTE]
at least they didn't call you a faggot, that would have been odd.
[QUOTE=GMan-2]In school, I fell down the stairs and I touched a girl's ass
Twice :q:
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Sounds nice.
Pants fell down during a firedrill. Forgot to wear a belt that day. =)
One day at work my friend Amber was getting pissed at a guy called Matt. He pisses me off too and we were both about to pound him for making a mess and not cleaning it up. Amber said "I'm going to pick Devin [me] up and throw him at you!" Then I said "Don't have to, I'm willing to throw myself at him." It took me ten seconds to realize what I had just said. Amber laughed for the next half hour.
[QUOTE=BAR]When I was 6, I laughed during assembely and was made to stand up infront of the whole school and sing hymns :([/QUOTE]
Child abuse!
Happened to me yesterday - I dropped my Oyster card on the bus and some old people started laughing at me. I was like.. what the fuck?
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Not the most embarrassing but it was weird
This thread is old. Also, I crapped my pants right as my cousin came into my house.
Once i ate a burger :(
One time in school, My pants got a hole in them, It was bad D: And it was right under my dick.
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