none, i don't want to go through that trauma again
no more ideal girl for me [I]anymore[/I]
Someone who doesn't care about the latest iPhone.
Garry with a wig.
All I need is postal's ass
Swimmer body.
Must like to go out to for dates a lot, and coffee.
- Ambitious. I don't want to be with someone who only wants to be a bartender or retail worker for the rest of their life.
- Has her priorities sorted out. I wouldn't care if I wasn't her #1, #2 or #3 priority, as long as she has everything else in order.
On a less serious note:
- Can put up with my bullshit
- Likes cats and dogs. Particularly corgis
- Tall and slim but as long as she isn't as tall as me (6'3 lmao)
- Someone who can feel confident about herself even if she doesn't have perfectly straight teeth, or the smoothest skin, or the biggest boobs. I like small boobs anyways
- Long-haired and a brunette
- [b]Someone who's more cute than sexy. Because cute girls trying to be sexy, even if they do a bad job at it, are such a fucking turn-on like holy shit[/b]. But of course cute girls make me happier in general anyways
- Slightly crazy. It's exciting
Umm all the above point to a former co-worker I had something with years back, but that's never going to happen again
A 100% look-alike reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn.
But with bigger tits.
Physically i just want a guy taller than me (which is easy to find) with average or not too chubby body, im not into thin guys tbh, i dont really mind the rest.
When it comes to personality i would like someone that shares some of my interest, isnt needy and doesnt give a shit about appearance or boob size because im flat as fuck, also thanks to that, my short hair and lack of fashion sense i end looking like a guy most of the time.
I've already met my perfect girl.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pSGNOBC.gif[/img]
A cute, quirky redhead.
Also is able to talk about anything whilst respecting each other's opinions.
And shares the same interests.
And that's all I look for.
to me it has everything to do with nipples
it's like i always say
if they don't got three then they ain't for me
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;50106615]4 wheels, rear-wheel drive, 4 doors, LS-swapped (Corvette engine) Volvo 850T wagon.[/QUOTE]
But that's a 5-door! :pudge:
a 50 foot tall anime woman who stomps me to death
The guy of my dreams is tall, not too muscular, blonde hair/dark blonde hair, blue eyes, likes motorbikes, codes and is into computer science, is loving caring kind funny and loyal and honest. He is there for me, like I would be for him, we can have laughs together, likes adventuring around places, wants children, likes pets, likes playing video games etc. Basically, I am with the guy of my dreams already and I love him very much.
[QUOTE=cartman300;50106709]But that's a 5-door! :pudge:[/QUOTE]
A door that opens up is a latch
Some 7 foot tall blonde with massive hooters and who does dirt biking professionally in the weekends and international wrestling / modeling for a living
Because yeah this topic will be full of realism so might as well go extreme
[QUOTE=Arkei;50106730]a 50 foot tall anime woman who stomps me to death[/QUOTE]
Sounds erotic.
[editline]10th April 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=GastricTank;50105595]A 100% look-alike reincarnation of Audrey Hepburn.
But with bigger tits.[/QUOTE]
All about the booty man, forget boobies
A woman, 20-25 years that's down to earth and likes to get out and do stuff instead of sitting in front of the TV all day long. She should be able to feel comfortable in silence just hanging out, I don't like being around people who talk non stop and think 2 seconds of silence is awkward. Also, she has to be of average intelligence or above, even when crazy hot 10/10 women are unintelligent it's an instant derection for me.
When it comes to looks I don't care as long as I find their face pretty, they aren't too skinny or too fat and aren't taller than me (5.11/180 cm).
already got her
[t]http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/open-hand.png[/t]
My current girlfriend :cat:
Smart and independent.
[QUOTE=elevate;50107748]Smart and [B]independent.[/B][/QUOTE]
Who don't need no man?
[QUOTE=kloaz;50107782]Who don't need no man?[/QUOTE]
Someone who isn't clingy as hell that's for sure.
[QUOTE=elevate;50107793]Someone who isn't clingy as hell that's for sure.[/QUOTE]
being with super clingy woman < being single
a shy, cute girl who is very caring for me on the inside
[QUOTE=Egevened;50105003]this post made me feel more sad than it should[/QUOTE]
Let put this way. When I have an other to be with, my room gets cleaned, I exercise more and I put more effort into squaring my life away. I put effort into my life.
The problem is one has to be squared away in order to be attractive to a girl in the first place.
In other words, thank you mister libido for your backass logic.
There also a time where I got punched in the face by a biker gang member over the same fat chick. We were both drunk. When I sobered up up, I realized she wasnt worth it.
It is true that the more drinks one has, the cuter they look. For her, she became good looking after I downed a third bottle of vodka. Not a third of vodka, a third bottle of vodka.
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