Your ideal girl/guy? - General

[QUOTE=Butthurter;50107729][img]https://40.media.tumblr.com/429eea4f2fe7ffd54f44ba8caa8d4ca9/tumblr_o45cm9BZXi1uxia8co1_500.jpg[/img] i just want a boy that READS is that too much to ask for these days -___-[/QUOTE] why is the book upside down

I'm not in a position to be hung up on "ideal"

my ex fiance

[QUOTE=Zondac;50107951]why is the book upside down[/QUOTE] he's a bit kinky with the book thing, i guess

Oh, and to respond to the thread properly, I already have my girlfriend and she's already perfect for me so I'm really lucky, but I guess I can describe her either way: I'm a dominant/slightly sadistic guy so I'd like a submissive sorta masochistic girl I'd like her to be shy, because I dunno that goes with the submissive thing kinda Massive point that is usually what would make it difficult for me, I have this kink for catgirls so she'd need to [b]want[/b] to dress up as one, as I don't wanna force someone who isn't into the lifestyle into it. Hair color preferred is blonde Taller than me (mostly cause I'm really short but also because tall females tend to have better body shapes) Blue eyes And maybe most importantly, she should love me back for who I am! [editline]10th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=paul simon;50107979]he's a bit kinky with the book thing, i guess[/QUOTE] Seems to go against the point "I want a boy that reads, here's this guy who doesn't know how to hold a book OuO"

A chick with a dick

Setting specific ideals about real people is just weird.

[QUOTE=GisG56;50106755]The guy of my dreams is tall, not too muscular, blonde hair/dark blonde hair, blue eyes, likes motorbikes, codes and is into computer science, is loving caring kind funny and loyal and honest. He is there for me, like I would be for him, we can have laughs together, likes adventuring around places, wants children, likes pets, likes playing video games etc. Basically, I am with the guy of my dreams already and I love him very much.[/QUOTE] You just described me. Holy shit.

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;50107733]already got her [t]http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/open-hand.png[/t][/QUOTE] Alright 9gag.

[QUOTE=Samson0722;50108080]You just described me. Holy shit.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure a big chunk of FP was described there in general tbh

A girl who can't lockpick the handcuffs.

(Insert depressing paragraph about rejection and friendzones)

I'm a guy who seems to be dominant but is actually really submissive and kinda masochist. I would really like to meet a girl who seems to be submissive and quiet but is secretly dominant and sadistic.

My perfect girl wouldn't be very perfect at all. I would want them to at least have a few flaws that we can work to resolve together while working on my own. Relationships are a team effort to better each other. Also B cup plz ty

Either a rich girl so that I don't have to work too much and most of my time would be in school or stay at home after class, or a adventurous tomboy on a black motorcycle that could send my ass to the Moon and back. Oh and foreign. Essentially Satsuki or Ryuko from "Kill la Kill" or a Formal Clan member from "Gate: So the JDSF Fought There" because I'm a total dweeb. :cat:

[QUOTE=usaokay;50109032]Tall with a slender brown body and a green top [t]http://weknowyourdreamz.com/images/tree/tree-01.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] That's a HUGE bitch!

Someone cute, but not drop dead gorgeous, funny and clever. So, basically me... but better.

Airheaded blondes who moonlight at hooters

Someone who actually cares about me

Someone for tender loving, specially if it's a smart person I can talk to.

basically me, just with a cooch.

Short-Haired slim girl with small breasts that basically has the same personality as mine.

Some one who can help me put a couch in the back of my van, keep lotion in the basket, and not fuck with my dog. Also has a few extra pounds on her.

A girl who wants to have kids and likes to go hunting/camping. Also, a caustic sense of humor, the kind of woman who shouts insults at people in public. She has a huge fucking laugh, just loud as all hell. And if it'd look good on her, a military style flat top haircut. Likes smoking cigars with me.

she WANNA FUCK! SHE WANNA GET PUTTED IN BY ME shes HOT TITTIES ASSIES THE USUAL

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[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50113996][T]http://i.imgur.com/4NmJtgV.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]Shriek from saved from the bell?

[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50113996][T]http://i.imgur.com/4NmJtgV.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] fuck me I was gonna post this

susan boyle

Looks aren't that important to me. They shouldn't look like a car crash victim but they don't have to be a 10/10 either, if you know what I mean. They just have to be average, about the same age as me, and preferably not fat. I don't mind if the partner is slightly overweight but they can't be obese. The important thing for me is that they have the same kinks as I do, which is WAM (wet & messy) in different types of sportswear, rainwear, ski clothes and camo uniforms. That's basically it. All I want is someone to have WAM sessions with. The reason that I'm using the word they instead of he or she is that gender doesn't matter unless there's sexual intercourse involved. Then the partner has to be female but my main goal is to find someone who wants to have WAM sessions with.