Your ideal girl/guy? - General

Alive, preferably

Guy who's less of a pushover than I am but maybe a bit less emotionally intelligent so I can feel like I'm bringing something to the relationship. Probably a bit more masculine and doesn't mind feminine guys.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50113989]:snip:[/QUOTE] Exactly the kind of girl [b]I[/b] want.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50104868]Yeah, but the whole "repressed in her youth" stuff is kinda weird in my opinion.[/QUOTE] It ties in with the Religious thing. A lot of religious girls tend to have repressed sexuality and are usually into kinky/freaky shit once they get older.

i am looking for Sarah Connor [sp]get it, because i've got all the game and charm of a cold and unfeeling machine[/sp]

Someone who games (preferably PC) attracts me.

Clever, attractive or cute, not fat or chubby, shares similar interests or tastes. Apparently for someone like me that's far too much to ask for.

bright smile, big eyes, innocent demeanor but a devil in the sheets basically I have the best girl in the universe and I am set for life.

i can't help but think of this after reading through this thread :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmlsaVTIjI[/media]

[QUOTE=n0cturni;50122181]i can't help but think of this after reading through this thread :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmlsaVTIjI[/media][/QUOTE] j-roc neckbeard edition

sarcastic or slightly cynical; fairly similar humor to my own sane; but slightly randomly impulsive that's it p. much personally I don't really stick to the whole "ideal person" shite because i genuinely believe that you'll just click and know with the person you want to be with. To start labelling that person and to start to picture their traits and behaviours and looks in your head, you only get rid of the possibility of finding out someone you truly want to be with, cause hey ho, who you think your ideal person is might not actually turn out to be what your ideal person really is.

An amazon. A literal jungle.

I'd be happy to get anyone that just isn't clearly desperate or has massive issues (whatever relation they have) or is just objectively bad looking. That's not asking for much, is it? Someone that isn't brain dead and that answers about 70% of your questions with smileys and "hum" or "lol xd". Or someone who you can look at and at the very least say "yea I'm alright with that" because stop lying to yourself the outside does matter. I could go on with it but I won't because fuck the types of chicks I usually get... Actually, can I get one of my ex's to actually start something with me? Something big? I mean, goddamn, its like they all remembered that I exist. Why are you talking to me all of a sudden girls? You guys got boyfriends ffs! Don't slap me in the face what I didn't get! damn....

Must wear the burka, be devoted to jihad and not have any of those weird kafir influences like wanting a job or an education. Oh, and suicide bombing, but only as a hobby.

My ideal girl would have[sp]a penis[/sp]

My ideal girl would be over 10' tall, green, weigh into the tons, and not be afraid of a little grass every once in a blue moon

Ideal girl would be somebody like how Athena is portrayed in mythology.

A female version of me I guess Big plus she likes my kind of music or if she can any instruments.

Clubbed foot and at least one abnormally large breast

she haS TO HAVE A NICE BIG [I]GRIZZLY[/I] [U][B]DICK[/B][/U]

gimme that black hair/pale skin combo any day fam also similar interests like movies, music, communism memes, all that shit

[QUOTE=Zondac;50107951]why is the book upside down[/QUOTE] how els can he take down/on E corp ?

Dream girl: -short -short hair -Stoner -lazy -skinny to slight chub -small breasts -tomboy, androgynous -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime Dream guy: -tall -muscles, body hair -very masculine -Greek God body -massive cock -Stoner -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime - OR - -short -crossdresser/trap (passing for female) -skinny -Stoner -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime

I've got a huge thing for [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerkyGoth"]perky goths[/URL].

[QUOTE=GisG56;50107717] All about the booty man, forget boobies[/QUOTE] why not both

[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;50126037]Dream girl: -short -short hair -Stoner -lazy -skinny to slight chub -small breasts -tomboy, androgynous -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime Dream guy: -tall -muscles, body hair -very masculine -Greek God body -massive cock -Stoner -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime - OR - -short -crossdresser/trap (passing for female) -skinny -Stoner -plays an instrument and/or sings -helps me clean my apartment -good at giving massages -does not like anime[/QUOTE] Heck why not include skin tone.

My dream guy has a blendtec blender [IMG]http://www.comparebusinessproducts.com/content/assets/40/generic/meme-will-it-blend/will-it-blend.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Ch!ef;50128107]Heck why not include skin tone.[/QUOTE] I do like them middle easterns

[QUOTE=Nightscout;50123207]Ideal girl would be somebody like how Athena is portrayed in mythology.[/QUOTE] Vindictive and self-righteous?

Well my dream girlfriend, if we're going completely unrealistic here: [B]Looks[/B] Brown hair brown eyes Cute face Red lips Curvey (a little chubby) Great tits [B]Personality[/B] Doesn't mind gaming Bit of a geek Rational (dream on right :v: ) Someone with a similar perspective A bit childish easy to talk to someone I can help If you guys know a girl like that, give me her number please :smug: [sp] kidding [/sp]