Your ideal girl/guy?

[Wingz]

naked

[editline]14th April 2016[/editline]

in public

[PortalModIV]

Don't have an ideal girl or guy, never have, never will

[RoboChimp]

[QUOTE=PortalModIV;50129257]Don't have an ideal girl or guy, never have, never will[/QUOTE]Well I do, because I'm not profound or patient enough to pretend I like someone out of guilt or niceness.

[ASIC]

[QUOTE=Zondac;50108088]Pretty sure a big chunk of FP was described there in general tbh[/QUOTE]

Are you saying that most a Facepunch meets the "Aryan" ideal?

[fudge blood]

my ideal guy would be a skinny or chubby boy who is completely submissive and needs guidance and does whatever I tell them to (in a sexual manner); because I love boys with mommy or daddy issues.

I know it's fucked up but I have a thing for taking care of guys who are hurt or have been hurt a lot. I like fussing and generally mothering over them.

other than that, I also like perky goth boys, or guys like
[t]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/438088211509030912/9uai_Ted.jpeg[/t]

\:v:/

[S31-Syntax]

The girl I have

[I]m-m-m-m-m-mega cheeeeese[/I]

[FLIPPY]

Sweet, silly, furry, yellow, khajiit, 'fiery' personality.
:downs:

[jax]

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;50126139]I've got a huge thing for [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerkyGoth"]perky goths[/URL].[/QUOTE]

You have nice taste.

[Ramone]

I'd prefer a girl, which is alive at least.

[Mono]

[QUOTE=Ramone;50136048]I'd prefer a girl, which is alive at least.[/QUOTE]

Dead is okay too. As long as the body is still warm.

[The Jack]

I want her to have broken legs, so she can't run away from me.

[Octopus2112]

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50136250]Dead is okay too. As long as the body is still warm.[/QUOTE]

If it gets cold just nuke it for a bit

[Wingz]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;50139336]Some shitposting sleazebag who somehow has like 13,000~ posts on facepunch

[editline]16th April 2016[/editline]

i hope he'll have low standards like me[/QUOTE]

sup

[OluapPlayer]

[QUOTE=Zelle;50133309]You have nice taste.[/QUOTE]

Seconded.

My dream girl would be a friendly goth who's into videogames.

But 1) goths are not really a thing you come across over here and 2) I can't talk to a girl even if my life depended on it

[Wingz]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;50139494]my standards aren't that low[/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/ShleeqC.png[/t]

[Octopus2112]

[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50139481]Seconded.

My dream girl would be a friendly goth who's into videogames.

But 1) goths are not really a thing you come across over here and 2) I can't talk to a girl even if my life depended on it[/QUOTE]

1) There aren't many goth girls here either, and she doesn't need to be a goth, you can still play video games together.

2) Shia Labeouf and his green screen can hopefully show you otherwise (honestly just pretend they are not a ~girl~ and treat them like an ordinary human)

[Punchy]

tsundere friends with benefits, ideally doesnt know i have a youtube

[sp] petite [/sp]

[JakeRose]

My ideal girl would be named Katy but she has to be down with being called t3h PeNgU1n oF d00m. Also she has to randomly hold up a spork every now and then

[meanwhile]

appendix: my ideal girl must be proficient at dark souls [sp]to carry my ass through these bosses i struggle with[/sp]