How do you piss when you have a boner? - General

So I just went to take a leak and I had a boner that didn't want to go down, and I realized I was pissing in a fairly awkward position, pic related: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/AWKWARDPOSE.JPG[/img] Post crude mspaint drawings!

I piss and my boner dies ps. feels kind of uncomfortable

I can't piss when I have a boner. If just breaks the toilet.

I push my cock down. Hurts a bit though

I don't. I just wait for the boner to go away.

Just push?

Nobody else has this problem? Not even when they get up in the morning?

i take off those ugly glasses and i force the boner down

It depends on how hard the erection is. Just push it out if you are desperate in emptying your bladder

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;24661771]Nobody else has this problem? Not even when they get up in the morning?[/QUOTE] I do it a bitch when you have a boner in the morning and you have people all around

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/piss.PNG[/img]

[QUOTE=war_man333;24661777]i take off those ugly glasses and i force the boner down[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.decormyeyes.com/Shades/ProductImages/60/508220001.jpg[/img] They're not ugly, they're heaps better than the other ones I've had in my life. Anyways, I find that when I force the boner down it just hurts and restricts the piss stream.

I pee fine whether I have a boner or not. Except it comes out in smaller streams when I have one.

Lean to the wall

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;24661921][img]http://www.decormyeyes.com/Shades/ProductImages/60/508220001.jpg[/img] They're not ugly, they're heaps better than the other ones I've had in my life. Anyways, I find that when I force the boner down it just hurts and restricts the piss stream.[/QUOTE] They are ugly and will make you even more ugly than you already are Unless you look cool, then it might make you look better. I wait till it is gone or just push really hard

Twist it a little.

Stand like a meter away from the toilet.

Walk away from the toilet and see piss fly over the air and beautifully fall to the water.

[QUOTE=J4censolo;24661913][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/piss.PNG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Does your toilet bowl have a giant blow fan in it or something?

in my mouth For paint: [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/ad2aacnaamloos.png[/img]

Push it down, but if I can wait, I wait.

Here's an erection relief tip from 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' [quote]Operator: Hotline. Andy: Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours. Operator: How much of the medicine have you taken, sir? Andy: I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call. Operator: You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine. Andy: Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part. Operator: Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call. Andy: Right. I'm sorry. Right. So, there's nothing you can do? I just don't wanna-- Operator: There's nothing I can do. I'm in Bombay, India. Andy: Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want--I just don't want to have an erection anymore. Operator: You know, you could have sex. Andy: Okay. Yup. Operator: That's one thing people do when they have an erection. Andy: Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex. Operator: Okay, well, then you can masturbate. Andy: I'd rather not masturbate. Operator: If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist. And that will focus the brain elsewhere, and you will lose your erection. Andy: Really? That'd work? Operator: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away. Andy: Okay, all right. It sounds unpleasant and it is. Operator: It is a trick we use in India. Andy: Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it. Operator: We appreciate your business--oh, no. We didn't get your business! Andy: No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you. [/quote] Try that.

I sit down

[IMG]http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/normal_671401811.jpg[/IMG] Pick one.

Usually the Sixth one on the picture

[QUOTE=Salaminl;24670083]Usually the Sixth one on the picture[/QUOTE] Same here, 6th one works pretty good, or just sit down if it's completely impossible and piss is going everywhere.

last one best.

I usually go far away from the toilet and slowly move closer as I am losing velocity in my pee. I have master aiming skills.

You aim up and get an angle, and pee lightly

Stand half way across the room and when the stream starts dying just run towards the toilet. It takes some practice, but keep at it and you'll be boner pissing in no time! Damnit Townshed, quit stealing my methods!