Well mine is downwards, so all I have to do is concentrate really hard.. I managed to even piss while fapping :v:
I point it down and push the piss out as fast as possible so it dosn't splash in every direction. It's like a powerful super soaker of piss.
Feels good man.
I piss myself into space
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[QUOTE=TacoNinja;24675447]
'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]
:mmmhmm: I push da cock down.
[QUOTE=Ranter;24675507]:mmmhmm: I push da cock down.[/QUOTE]
:mmmhmm: Da cock pushes me down.
Sit and push down as hard as I can til urine flows.
Extremely painful.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;24666836]Does your toilet bowl have a giant blow fan in it or something?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it is a sad life, father can not afford the high quality toilets that most people own.
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OH GOD IT HaS EYES!
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quality pageking.
I hate when I have to take a piss when I'm fapping. It's either take a piss and never recover a good sized chunk of my hornyness or having an unsatisfying orgasm because I have to be careful not to piss myself.
When I piss, I stand over the toilet, open my fly, pull out my penis, aim, and commence urination. Why, is there some other way to piss? 0_o
[QUOTE=dag10;24681001]When I piss, I stand over the toilet, open my fly, pull out my penis, aim, and commence urination. Why, is there some other way to piss? 0_o[/QUOTE]
Of course. I will walk you through it. Take a steak knife, and drive it into your bladder, and lay on top of thing you wish to urinate on, such as a copy machine, or a prostitute.
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;24681214]Of course. I will walk you through it. Take a steak knife, and drive it into your bladder, and lay on top of thing you wish to urinate on, such as a copy machine, or a prostitute.[/QUOTE]
I cringed.
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I sit on the toilet and trap my dick under the lid.
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They suit him quite well actually.
I wouldn't share your photos by the way, thats why this happens.
I sometimes don't notice i have boner, and when i'm going out to piss i just piss all over the place
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Every day, when I wake up I have a boner and feel like peeing, so I just do it, gently pushing it down.
I used to just lie flat on the toilet with my dick in it but now it won't fit in the U-bend and it's really uncomfortable. :frown:
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They suit him quite well actually.
I wouldn't share your photos by the way, thats why this happens.[/QUOTE]
You mean my shitty old facebook photos that happen to be on my ED article?
That's like two years old.
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Ok, it's about a year and a half old, but still.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;24689039]ok now what is going on?[/QUOTE]
They went into my facebook page and posted a year and a half old picture of me.
Quite a 4chan thing to do, as 4chan's done the exact same thing before.
No I mean wasn't this thread about boners a minute ago?
[editline]07:48PM[/editline]
to be more precise, 5 hours ago?
Apparently my choice of glasses is interesting.
Anyways, yeah. Back to the boners.
