How do you piss when you have a boner?

[.Lain]

I can't piss when i have a boner :colbert:

[lapsus_]

It's painful D:

[shatteredwindow]

I just don't even try, if I do it goes everywhere

[MegaChalupa]

The position is awkward, it feels awkward coming out, and it gets EVERYWHERE.

[TacoNinja]

[IMG]http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn289/taconinja1995/MOREPAINT.jpg[/IMG]

[Blockjuice II]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/duf6Y.png[/img]

Trick shot.

[Pinut]

my cock can do a 180 twist and aim down when erect.

[img]http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8204/asdasd1u.png[/img]

[Abrown516]

My cock aims down normally, so peeing and doggy style are no problem.

[TacoNinja]

[QUOTE=Pinut;24698179]my cock can do a 180 twist and aim down when erect.

[img]http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8204/asdasd1u.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Billy Mays should've sold that...

[soccerskyman]

Gold thread.

[Andru91]

Gotta push it down just a little

[TacoNinja]

In all honesty, I sit on the seat, lean forward, and push down. It's very comfortable, but I couldn't draw the bastard.
[IMG]http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn289/taconinja1995/gifninja.gif[/IMG]

[Afgman]

This thread has gone to shit.

[TacoNinja]

[QUOTE=Afgman;24745333]This thread has gone to shit.[/QUOTE]

Just needs some more paint. I'd submit, but I can hardly talk straight, I'm so tired. Even a few more shit entries will get the funny people to go "No, this is how you do it." and one-up the bad ones.

If I'm wrong, please excuse my tired logic.

[Van.]

wait for the boner to subside, then piss away

[bsh035]

CONVERT YOUR BONER TO COMMUNISM a