Things you find weird that everybody else doesn't. - General

not voting, and then wondering why shitty people are running the country.

This get drunk and smoke shit culture. I understood as a kid that cigarette is bad and waste of money, but never understood why people would get into this bad habit, especialy my mother. I tried it out twice but didn't feel anything. It's pure smoke and shit. Alcohol is pretty much poison. Why do we have to drink something on "special" occasions that makes you sick? You can't avoid this shit because it's ingrained into culture.

pretending comedians are philosophers

[QUOTE=ichiman94;48183217]This get drunk and smoke shit culture. I understood as a kid that cigarette is bad and waste of money, but never understood why people would get into this bad habit, especialy my mother. I tried it out twice but didn't feel anything. It's pure smoke and shit. Alcohol is pretty much poison. Why do we have to drink something on "special" occasions that makes you sick? You can't avoid this shit because it's ingrained into culture.[/QUOTE] Some people enjoy the feeling of being intoxicated, same with weed and other drugs. Smoking cigs though I never got.

[QUOTE=ichiman94;48183217]Alcohol is pretty much poison. Why do we have to drink something on "special" occasions that makes you sick? You can't avoid this shit because it's ingrained into culture.[/QUOTE] Once you've actually tried getting drunk, being sober at a party, or anywhere really, feels awkward as fuck I dread the thought of being the driver at a party

[QUOTE=gary spivey;48183832]Once you've actually tried getting drunk, being sober at a party, or anywhere really, feels awkward as fuck I dread the thought of being the driver at a party[/QUOTE] I learned that me being tired as fuck is like me being drunk as fuck anyways :v: Minus the perception being messed up of course

[QUOTE=lyna;48183353]Some people enjoy the feeling of being intoxicated, same with weed and other drugs. Smoking cigs though I never got.[/QUOTE] It seems like people with Native culture always get addicted to smoking cigarettes from what I've seen living near the reservation, also being 15 percent native myself. Tobacco does give me somewhat of a 'high' and I believe that is why it was originally smoked. I've smoked about 10 cigarettes in my life, I already feel like my body wants to start the habit, obviously I won't let that happen though. Pretty sure i'll smoke dope all my life though.

The visual appeal of most vaginas [editline]12th July 2015[/editline] Outies in particular

[QUOTE=gary spivey;48183832]Once you've actually tried getting drunk, being sober at a party, or anywhere really, feels awkward as fuck I dread the thought of being the driver at a party[/QUOTE] I was drunk several times. It's always like I'm sober, except can't talk and look like I don't have my shit together. I had a full blackout drunken time once too, but I find unpleasant to forget about everything for hours. Being drunk is different experience for everyone. I enjoy being a sober person at all times.

I never really understood porn. Might just be the militant feminist in me but every time I see it I can only think of the objectification of the woman involved in scene and even if I block that out, its still really weird to derive sexual pleasure from just looking at someone. Idk sex is pretty chill but watching people have sex/looking at pictures of naked people is creepy IMHO. [editline]12th July 2015[/editline] I forgot to add that watching porn with a partner (like a sexual partner) is also kind of weird to me. Like if you want to learn new ways of fucking just read like the kama sutra or something, watching others fuck and then having sex to that feels like you are not trying to please your partner but are instead wanting to fuck the person in the porn. Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way because I have never watched porn during or before sex but from what I can tell it just acts as a distancing agent between the two people involved.

[QUOTE=splenda;48185576]I forgot to add that watching porn with a partner (like a sexual partner) is also kind of weird to me. Like if you want to learn new ways of fucking just read like the kama sutra or something, watching others fuck and then having sex to that feels like you are not trying to please your partner but are instead wanting to fuck the person in the porn. Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way because I have never watched porn during or before sex but from what I can tell it just acts as a distancing agent between the two people involved.[/QUOTE] When I watch porn with somebody else, we just sit there making fun of it Not the same as watching it alone

Watching porn with others is usually hilarious

I meant like how some couples watch it together to get them aroused before sex. Not like two friends watching it together (I think that's kind of weird too but different topic.)

PBJ sandwiches. They're fucking nasty.

I really dont like perverted things, it makes me really uncomfortable. Yet I am a 18 year old straight male who grew up largely on the internet. I have no idea how this happened

[QUOTE=BusinessRed;48188406]PBJ sandwiches. They're fucking nasty.[/QUOTE] They aren't so much nasty as they are boring. I'd much rather make a toasted ham and cheese sandwich, for example.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;48178754][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/dk.png[/IMG] Guys in US often are circumized which means they need lube. You can see how they have to do it by pulling your foreskin as far back as it goes using your off hand and then trying to jack off with your main hand.[/QUOTE] Circumsicion is fucking weird man. Why would you even cut your penis?

Waifu jokes/"ironic" weeabooism. I can't be the only one who finds it bizarre, but I've never seen someone say anything along the lines of "dude, that's fucking weird". The occasional off colour joke doesn't get to me at all, I just find it very strange that the people saying them seem to post it whenever they possibly can. If you comment "hahhaha id sniff her pantsu~~~ ^_^ just joking xD" at every waking moment, I'm inclined to think that you're more than just an ironic neckbeard.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;48192077]Waifu jokes/"ironic" weeabooism. I can't be the only one who finds it bizarre, but I've never seen someone say anything along the lines of "dude, that's fucking weird". The occasional off colour joke doesn't get to me at all, I just find it very strange that the people saying them seem to post it whenever they possibly can. If you comment "hahhaha id sniff her pantsu~~~ ^_^ just joking xD" at every waking moment, I'm inclined to think that you're more than just an ironic neckbeard.[/QUOTE] I reckon it's just severe denial of being a weeb.

Religion in general. I find it really weird how people can believe in some "higher power" that they have never seen, there is no proof of or has zero logic too it. It's practically believing in magic.

"I am genderless" That is physically impossible and you're just trying to be special.

Tattoos. I don't find them gross or weird, I just don't really get the appeal. Marijuana culture. It's fine if you just want to get high, but so many people do it just because it is cool or they make a big deal out of it like it is something to be proud of. An alcoholic shouldn't brag about how many beers he has had, so why is it acceptable to talk about how many blunts you smoke with pride? (And before anyone jumps up my ass, I am not saying weed is as bad as alcohol, but it is still a drug at the end of the day) Guns. Even on FP people are fucking gun crazy. I think it is also like the above; most people are into it because it makes them look badass. I mean, out of everybody in America who owns a gun, how many have actually used it for something reasonable? Nobody needs to hunt as food is an abundance (you still should elsewise the deer population will get crazy big). Rarely do you hear about somebody actually using it to defend themselves. Most people who own guns just seem to own them to gawk at them. Also, does anyone else notice how completely archaic it is that we have to stand and say the pledge of allegiance to the flag in our schools? Like, no other developed nation fucking does that. That's North Korean levels of weird. It gets even crazier with how obsessed we are over the American flag. Many houses have American flags. I've seen people put them up in rows or on telephone poles. It is honestly kind of disturbing.

Having an automotive hobby. I mean it has its use(s), like being more knowledgeable about how to fix your car if something broke, but most of the time, it's just gawking at cars, posting them on facebook and saying "wow look at this beauty wish i had it". And then what? You drive your "special" car out and about, feeling proud of yourself, when my dad's hilariously shitty 2000 Dodge Caravan can do the same thing. No one truly has the money or space to support this hobby unless you're super crazy rich. It's not like you can build a collection to show off your hobby.

Eyeballs. I hate thinking about eyes. I don't know why.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;48195255]Eyeballs. I hate thinking about eyes. I don't know why.[/QUOTE] I guess that's why your avatar has such tiny eyes.

The sound of sex is disgusting

Setting off your own fireworks and playing with the other stuff around 4th of July. I like watching firework shows, but don't get the fun of watching little puny ones people do in their back yard and throwing poppers on the ground.

[QUOTE=usaokay;48192335]Cosplay. While I do understand that you want to dress up as your favorite character, I still find the entire thing weird because conventions end up like Halloween. Instead of candy, you get fun little knacks that advertises whatever. Instead of kids wearing $10-30 costumes, there are a bunch of adults wearing handmade costumes. Instead of saying "trick or treat!", it's "what free stuff do you have?" People even spent hundreds to thousands of dollars on outfits, people have gotten famous over it (ex. Nigri was hired by companies to promote games and animes; and voice act in a Rooster Teeth show and an anime), and there is a TV show dedicated to it. Somewhat unrelated, but I once saw an overly dedicated fan of the Japanese culture wearing a Naruto outfit in a Japanese language class. It wasn't Halloween and this wasn't elementary school. This was college.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they like having fun, What weirdos! Anyways, Gun culture is bullshit. why the fuck do you need a full auto Kalashnikov?!

When I told people this as a kid and they would all give the same confusing advice: "Just swallow air." What??

The word 'Bubble'. Think about how it sounds! BUUU-BBLLE. It's just weird, ok?