[QUOTE=Smartguy5000;20843366][IMG]http://www.ollymoss.com/art/foodchain.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Needs to be a giant square above it that says 'ROBOTS' or 'GUNS' or something.
[QUOTE]Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20843621]Needs to be a giant square above it that says 'ROBOTS' or 'GUNS' or something.[/QUOTE]
Robots don't eat things.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20843710]Robots don't eat things.[/QUOTE]
That's why it's not on the pyramid, it's above the pyramid in a giant box of painful destruction. :v:
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20843748]That's why it's not on the pyramid, it's above the pyramid in a giant box of painful destruction. :v:[/QUOTE]
But it has nothing to do with the food chain. It shouldn't be anywhere near the foodchain. :colbert:
[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;20842724]You're such a stereotype.[/QUOTE]
Elaborate.
I say bush should be there because he fits the description more then Obama does, that automatically makes me one of those OMG OBAMA IS BEST THING EVAR!!1! people? Bush had his chance, and he fucked it up, big time. If Obama fucks up his next three/seven years, I'm gonna call his black ass a fuck up.
In conclusion, you're the stereotype for labeling me as such.
Kinda like that "Spot the racist" picture
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;20843806]I'm gonna call his black ass a fuck up.[/QUOTE]
Shhhh, TH89 will ban you for racism[url=http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9854/becauseheisaterriblemod.png].[/url]
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20843803]But it has nothing to do with the food chain. It shouldn't be anywhere near the foodchain. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
What about smashing the puny squishy things into fuel or a nutrient paste to be used for repairing structures/feeding biomechanical things?
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20843862]What about smashing the puny squishy things into fuel or a nutrient paste to be used for repairing structures/feeding biomechanical things?[/QUOTE]
Robots don't do that. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20843897]Robots don't do that. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
They do in mass effect.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20843897]Robots don't do that. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Robocop eats paste shit.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;20843693][img_thumb]http://minutemencorporation.webs.com/P190310_14.49_%5B01%5D.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://minutemencorporation.webs.com/P190310_14.23.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I've said it before. Nothing against you personally, but your spokesperson lizards, while might be good for your own webiste are not in any real way humorous. Keep them in places where they are actually relevant to the conversation, such as talking about foreign policy and fiscal problems and what not.
But even then, are they really necessary?
I think it's funny
sue me
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ninja
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;20844133][url=http://4gifs.com][img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/148181-2/Zombie_snail.gif?[/img][/url]
:lsd:[/QUOTE]
oh, those things.
[img]http://bogleech.com/Art/nemeslime.png[/img]
[img]http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic16-leuc.png[/img]
Almost forgot the info about them in horrible detail!
[code]Imagine, if you will, the everyday life of a garden snail. Prone to drying out, you
avoid the desiccating rays of the sun as you slither in the shadows under dense
foliage, eating anything chewable you find in your slimy path. One day, you catch a
whiff of fresh bird droppings; to you, a delicious and nutritious meal. Days later,
however, you start to feel strange - at least as strange as your incredibly simple
nervous system can muster - and against all logic, you feel attracted to the hot,
bright daylight your kind has spent millions of years hiding from. You go about your
snaily business as you always would, but this time, you're completely exposed, both
to the sun and to the eyes of hungry birds. Your foul tasting slime has taught most
avians that snails are an unappetizing meal, but unfortunately for you, you no longer
look like a normal snail.
Those droppings you ate were swarming with the eggs of the parasitic flatworm,
Leucochloridium. Invading your simple little gastropod brain, the worms have
completely rewired your behavior, and with their colorful, pulsing "brood sacs"
crammed into your eye-stalks, your head now resembles a couple of fat, juicy insect
larvae - every bird's favorite.
You'll likely survive your eyestalks being ripped off, and eventually, your entire face
will grow back...as will the parasites. You're lucky evolution never granted you the
intellect to comprehend your new existence, enslaved by a worm in your brain to
have your eyes chewed off again and again[/code]
Sleep well, kiddies!
[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;20844221]I think it's funny
sue me
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ninja[/QUOTE]
You and five other people. This is the same type of behavior that sam tilgan did. Posting unfunny pictures on a semi-regular basis.
That stuff about the slugs is sad ;(
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;20844366]You and five other people. This is the same type of behavior that sam tilgan did. Posting unfunny pictures on a semi-regular basis.[/QUOTE]
I chuckle at them. I dont know why. So I dont mind them. Just get over it. hes not harming anybody man.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;20844283][img_thumb]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5296/mysteryofsheik.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Can I get a source on this?
