LMAO Pics v42: Life, the Universe, and Everything.

[Minilandstan]

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The future is CRAZY

[Carbisari]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;20948655][IMG_thumb]http://i42.tinypic.com/sdpv9d.png[/IMG_thumb]
The future is CRAZY[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6813/jesusjerk.png[/img]

[Bleach Qeef]

I want to see the baptists reaction to the bodybuilder trolls, look at the last page.

[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578&page=26[/url]

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;20948780]I want to see the baptists reaction to the bodybuilder trolls, look at the last page.

[URL]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578&page=26[/URL][/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that website was created as a parody.

[Swim]

[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;20948780]I want to see the baptists reaction to the bodybuilder trolls, look at the last page.

[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578&page=26[/url][/QUOTE]

jesus was sexy

[img]http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Gay%20Jesus_files/jesus%20kiss.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.kersplebedeb.com/mystuff/jesus.jpg[/img]

I'd fuck jesus.

[yellowoboe]

Jesus has already been nailed.

[markfu]

[QUOTE=reedbo;20929735][IMG]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/150039-1/Magazine_facepunched.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Isn't that the guy from Infernal Affairs?

[Carbisari]

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[Kakburken]

[QUOTE=Swim;20948873]jesus was sexy

[IMG]http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Gay%20Jesus_files/jesus%20kiss.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.kersplebedeb.com/mystuff/jesus.jpg[/IMG]

I'd fuck jesus.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x263/kakburken/1269480468715.png[/IMG]

Oh, and possibly repost, but it's still awesome

[img]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x263/kakburken/1269481213291.gif[/img]

[Burrito]

[QUOTE=Swim;20948873]jesus was sexy

[img]http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Gay%20Jesus_files/jesus%20kiss.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.kersplebedeb.com/mystuff/jesus.jpg[/img]

I'd fuck jesus.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/theofficemichaeljanface.gif[/img]

[Bleach Qeef]

Also to the guy who thinks its a parody, its not, look at the whole website.

There baptist man, come on.

[megafat]

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[coup]

[QUOTE=Kakburken;20948965]
[img]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x263/kakburken/1269481213291.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

:3: Oh my god I feel so good inside every time I see that.
(I have autism and my 'fascination' is reptiles and amphibians)

[xpod1]

It's a parody get with it

[Ass Man]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;20949258]:3: Oh my god I feel so good inside every time I see that.
(I have autism and my 'fascination' is reptiles and amphibians)[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7947/scs2dk.jpg[/img]

[Swim]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;20949258]:3: Oh my god I feel so good inside every time I see that.
(I have autism and my 'fascination' is reptiles and amphibians)[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.onlinemuseumstore.com/images/B0000CDAXB.jpg[/img]

[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/French_man.jpg[/img]

[Hail Satan]

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[Wonky]

[QUOTE=Ass Man;20949353][img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7947/scs2dk.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I remember reading somewhere that soldiers do that to retain their sight when a flashbang goes off.

[ramblingoxen]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;20949258]:3: Oh my god I feel so good inside every time I see that.
(I have autism and my 'fascination' is reptiles and amphibians)[/QUOTE]

that frog is actually in pain when he rubs it right there

[Whiterfire]

[img]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/46057_facebookpissedpreggers.jpg[/img]

[Upgrade123]

[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;20949068]Also to the guy who thinks its a parody, its not, look at the whole website.

There baptist man, come on.[/QUOTE]

It's a satire/parody/troll site. And a very good one at that.

[Roll_Program]

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[D0C H.]

We have gone through that baptist site being a troll site [b][i][u]twice[/u][/i][/b] already.

[zombiefreak]

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I laughed at these :colbert:

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[Turkey72]

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[Egg_Toaster]

[img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/warter-jag.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/12/condoms-type-sex-78-series.jpg[/img]

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;20812510][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1268351825366.png[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]

i named him this exactly

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;20951181]
-Gundam Condoms-[/QUOTE]

:byodood:

[IMA SHAARK]

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[Konigstiger96]

[QUOTE]On the other hand, large breasts (sorry, JESUS) can cause sexual thoughts in the head of all but the strongest Christian men. (Personally they do not affect me, because I am so close to the LORD I can stare at naked women all day and not feel the slightest tinge of lust or excitement, PRAISE GOD!) Inducing lust is a great way to go to hell.
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[QUOTE]All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a handrosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HANDROSEXURAL! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] But, as Christians, we must decide which is more True Christian™ for us, McDonald's or Burger King?

1. There is no McDonald in the bible, period. Kings? About a thousand times the word king is mentioned.

2. Clowns? Survey says, "Zero!" Kings? in the thousand range.

3. Flame broiled or fried on a grill? There is no grill in the Bible! And what about coke, or pepsi?

God has provided the answer:
Quote:
"41": And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
That's from:
Exodus, chapter 29.

So what is God saying to us? It's clear he likes flame-broiled, but what about the beverages? Do we have to drink coffee for dinner? What if we had a Yoo Hoo?
The key phrase here is according to. He means according to the people who provide the drinks. So if you eat at a pepsico restaurant, then you drink according to their products.

4. Side orders? Onion rings or fries and who serves which? Bible answer:
Numbers, chapter 11

Quote:
"5": We remember the fish, which we did eat in Egypt freely; the cucumbers, and the melons, and the leeks, and the onions, and the garlick:
Potatoes? ZERO!

It is clear, God prefers that we eat at Burger king. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Makes it easier for perverts to look at womens underwear and for fags to look at mine. I don't like it.

Why don't they just separate the undesirables and have them sit in a different part of the plane or better yet have a separate plane for the suspicious folks? We all know what they look like it should be easy to pick them out of a crowd of regular people. [/QUOTE]