As soon as it touched my lips I would have heaved something fierce.
Some girl in out school drank my strawberry DNA extraction lab rubbing alcohol once, we kept the DNA in small tubes, where it was floating in it, and she grabbed it and drank it to piss my off, and she was smug until I told her what she drank. :P
[QUOTE=Membrain;20560107]wait. are you 20 or are you 54 IM SO CONFUSED D:[/QUOTE]
That was a joke, I'm 19, my dad is just WAY older than my mom (who's like 56.)
anywho update:
Pops has been lying down on my bed all day, and he says it burns, his stomach that is.
He feels better than he did last night, and he has yet to puke which I'm trying to get him to do but he is completely against that idea, hes got like a 6th grade education and hates the doctor/hospital. It's all good though, straight so far. Still pretty worried.
Bring him beers.
[QUOTE=Eli Vance;20562455]He's 78... probably alteimers dude.[/QUOTE]
No it was like 9 and he was taking his medicine right after he cleaned his ears which he uses with alcohol on the qtip, because alcohol makes it feel better it itches from his hearing aid, and he grabbed the alcohol instead of the water and wasn't thinking straight, or god knows what. Maybe he's retarded? He has a sharp mind, built a tool shed bout 2 years ago, does his own taxes, drives really well, it's not like hes in a wheelchair asking me what his name is or whatever.
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[QUOTE=headshotter;20564634]Bring him beers.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't drink, as my brother is a world champion alcoholic. He never drank really, he used to get wasted when he was a kid and said everyones going to think back at the time they wasted doing it. This guy grew up on a farm in Puerto Rico in the 30's and has like a 6th grade education but pops was a P.I.M.P.
Dude could party. Word.
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[QUOTE=dax364;20547607]78 yea go to the hospital, what medicen did he take?[/QUOTE]
This is really late but, Clonodine, Terasozin, Prednisone (he was already sick and he takes prednisone to kill whatever sickness he has or something.) And Asprin for arthritis. 6 pills 3 times a day or something along those lines. Thats why I was freaked out.
Sorry if me spelling medicines I don't take is awful.
[QUOTE=Luleychan;20564605]That was a joke, I'm 19, my dad is just WAY older than my mom (who's like 56.).[/QUOTE]
You came out of a 37 year old vagina.
but not before you came out of a 58 year old penis and went into that 37 year old vagina.
Damn. I wish I had a sip of rubbin alcohol.
He'll be damn clean once he's dead
[QUOTE=Luleychan;20546723]My pops took a sip of rubbing alcohol instead of water by accident when taking his medicine. This is no joke, I'm not that worried because he said that it was only a sip, but hes 78, should I be worried/taking steps here?
I don't really think this is funny..[/QUOTE]
That shit is gunna trash his liver, or get into his bloodstream as it digests and kill him...
Some retard at my school a couple of years back went to the restroom and drank maybe 1/3-1/2 a bottle of rubbing alcohol, because there was the word alcohol in it. He passed out and at the end of the day, people had robbed him of everything, excluding socks and shirt.
Get him to a hospital, quick.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;20564937]You came out of a 37 year old vagina.[/QUOTE]
So?
[QUOTE=Membrain;20546848]yeah might wanna head to a hospital, even if its just a sip.
also your dad is 78? woah.[/QUOTE]
He probably fucked OP's mom when he was 62... :iia:
Even if he was healthy he could die from it.
You have an old dad.
[QUOTE=xZippy;20568354]You have an old dad.[/QUOTE]
You're late to the party mate...
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20546932]No set up a webcam so we can laugh together as he convulses and dies :D[/QUOTE]
Wheres the 'FUCK YOU' rating when you need it?
[QUOTE=aydin690;20568696]You're late to the party mate...[/QUOTE]
Just wanted to make my addition.
lol, when did FP become a health advice clinic?
and like everybody else said, sit and wait and see if he gets sick.
[QUOTE=Eli Vance;20562455]He's 78... probably alteimers dude.[/QUOTE]
I think you mean [b]"Alzheimer's"[/b]
I really hoped you called the poison control hotline and followed their instructions...
I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have [B]Alzheimer's
[/B]you british?
If so, dial 011 899 988 199 911 9725 3 and ask for poison control.As for all the folks saying go to hospital, you idiots don't seem to know they get flooded with jackasses with itchy teetch. ESPECIALLY the ED.
Probably consult his doc. :v:
Don't go to the hospital!
Stop by the black market and get him a new liver and heart.
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