You just broke into your neighbor's house. Shit in the funniest place possible.

[DaMoggen]

In the fridge.

[Ztriker7]

The air conditioner. :smug:

[Mister Sandman]

On the cool side of the pillow

[Tin Can™]

On their cat

[killowatt]

In their shoes

[Nightsure]

If they have a cat, in the cat's litter box, and laugh at the cat trying to bury the monstrous shit.

[Shellman Deluxe]

Inside one of their windows

[MintyMginty]

I'd cut out a section of a random book (like people do when they hide things) so one day when they read that particular book they'll have a horrible surprise.

[TheIceman]

Under the sofa cushions.

[I]"Where's that smell coming from dear?"[/I]

[Cam00]

Behind a heavy kitchen appliance. It'll take them some effort to clean it up, after they realize where the smell is coming from.

[fancy ghost ☂]

Right on top of the toilet cover.

Fuckers.

[PotatoArmada]

In a pot of boiling water.

[Professer Trall]

Stove

[-ZeeBo-]

I take open their PC and shit inside it. Or I could shit inside their AC. Or why not in their washing machine.

[spanaren]

Inside of their whisky bottle.

[bmac232]

[QUOTE=Boobenmyre;27858036]On top of the fan blades, so that next time they turn it on, shit flies everywhere.

-Forgot to mention in the title that they aren't home.[/QUOTE] in the washer/dryer so they get hot/wet shit all over their clothes

-or the stove so the shit just bakes next time they cook something

[kinki-bunni]

The dog

[SoaringScout]

In the vase that they keep their dead grandmother's ashes in.

[Bromega513]

On their keyboard

[Mr Shadyface]

Inside the air conditioner filter.

[moesislack]

In their new computer case.

[meowmynips]

I would shit in the back of the toilet, spread some on the comb, and in their shower heads.

[mars7a]

On the god damn chihuahua that kept on biting my ankle when I broke in.

Impudent little shit.

[theseltsamone]

Under their mattress. They'll never find it, and even if they do they'll never get it all out.

Shame on you for stealing somebody's answer, OP.

[fancy ghost ☂]

in the microwave, set to 5 hours

funnel into toothpaste tube

spread in-between the sheets and warmer in the master bed

in the fireplace, light a fire

one tiny little log in each and every sock in the house

[ROFLBURGER]

In the fireplace

The house will smell like burning shit for about a week

[Under-Pwner]

In the dryer and washer. [b]Then start it.[/b]

Or diarrhea in the shampoo bottles.

[fancy ghost ☂]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;27864184]In the fireplace

The house will smell like burning shit for about a week[/QUOTE]

hey babe where you been

[spaceghost]

Everywhere.

[TahHeX]

in the ice cube dispenser on the fridge in the top where it makes the ice