You just broke into your neighbor's house. Shit in the funniest place possible.

[Mister Sandman]

On their dick because I'd be fucking them

[J4censolo]

If they have one, a musical instrument like a tuba or clarinet.

[Cheif]

Shit in the water softener.

[coopercrue]

shit in the hairdryer, when they turn it on shit will fly into there hair.

[uchiha2727]

Do a Dirty Sanchez on the [b]whole[/b] family.

[Riku2211]

In the fabric softener thing in their washing machine.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

In their bleach. Their clothes will smell like shit.

[editline]5th February 2011[/editline]

Also, shit thread

[Neolithic v7]

Hello /b/

[Assburgers]

in the cereal packets

[Spherexd]

On the ceiling fan in their room, so when they turn on their lights shit flies everywhere!

[LosttoLauren]

On top of the front door, so when they come back it rolls down onto their face

[STeel]

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;27858225]I freeze it beforehand, and then leave it in the back of the fridge where they can't see it in a cup or bowl[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of that one Electric Retard comic when the guy freezes a piece of shit and stabs someone with it.

[kmlkmljkl]

Okay, so I open the door, shit on the floor

[B]everybody walks the dinosaur[/B]

[Robbobin]

pillow case obvs.

[Pilotguy]

Depends on how much I need to shit.

If it's not a lot, then i'd shit in the money jar.

If it's a lot, then i'd go into the largest room and pull a 360 sprinkler. Maybe water it into the walls afterward if I have the time.

[T-Bag-T]

In the bird feeder outside the kitchen window. That'd be a suprise.

[fancy ghost ☂]

[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27868277]Do a Dirty Sanchez on the [b]whole[/b] family.[/QUOTE]

then take family pictures

[TheSmartass]

Take lid off blender, Shit in said blender (Watch out for dem blades!), press liquify.
Oh, and duck behind the counter.

[DatWut?]

Peanut Butter.

[tpkjmw]

Inside the TV

[OffTheRoad]

I'd eat as much as I could from their frige before I put the "remainings" of my meal back in there.

[italics560]

I'd eat a bunch of jack and the box tacos. Have violent liquid poop. And smear "are you shitting me" on the walls.

[Supersheepie]

I would shit in the freezer , then stab them to death with my frozen shit.

[Mister Sandman]

In the birthday Piñata

[CoolCorky]

On the dog? v:v:v

[Revanold]

Behind paintings, in door hinges, in the middle of curtains (Like open them at the bottom, put shit in there, close it back up so they don't suspect a thing), in plug sockets, replace batteries with shit in electronics, inside keyholes

Basically the worst places to clean

[MutantBadger]

In the oven, then heat it up somewhere in the 500s

[Fuhrer]

In their furnace and air vents.

[editline]6th February 2011[/editline]

And in that salt barrel used to help filter tapwater.

[phlexiglass]

In the ice maker.

Ice cold shit, ready for beverages.

[zakededodead]

The interior doorknob on the front door, they won't see it until they are inside, by which time they would be in the process of closing the door.