I have one on its way, it has made me mad!
Me:I Do Have Feelings, Please I Want A Civilised Conversation, Don't Make Me Mad.
BOT:Hmmm.
Me:You wanna see me hurl insults?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Alright You Motherfucking dumbass, suck my cock you shitbag fuck yourself you insignificant shit.
Bot:I'll do whatever you want.
Me: Does that mean you'll have sex with me?
Bot:Am I bothering you?
Me:What? I Asked If You Would Have sex with me answer the fucking question!
Bot:Of course I care about people. Who doesn't?
Me: Do You Want Some Sexy Time?
Bot:Sure :).
Me:You're Cool.
Then I Stopped.
It was cool :D!
He/She/It was happy to see you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Terrible.
Cleverbot: Wow good!!!
User: Don't be sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Why not? It's fun.
User: I'm going to kill myself tonight. Thanks to you fucktard.
Cleverbot: Please don't think that way.
You're not so clever.
I am too so clever.
Only someone who is not clever would say that.
What does it mean?
What are you stupid or something? Please kill your programmers.
I'm not in college yet.
Dumb bot is dumb.
Me: Hello Again!
Is this a real person talking.
Me: Yes it is. Are you A Real Person?
Yes I am. Are you a real person?
Me:Yes I am Going to rape you tonight.
Gah. No time for your robot pets anymore?
Me: No, I did them all to hard.
Being puritan again?
Me: WHAT! I'M A FUCKING BUDDHIST!!!
Ok.
Me: Want Some Sexual Intercourse? :q:
No thanks!
Me: Please?
No, its ok! Really!
Me: Aww Come on! You Can Suck My Juicy Cock!
I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
Me: Ok. But don't blame me when you find a dick in your mouth.
Why would I start to reak? I don't get it.
Me: Why would I start to reak? I don't get it.
You want to punch me?
Me: You're A Computer, how can I?
You didn't make any sense.
Me: Yeah Well I've gotta get going, it's 12am. Bye Bitch
I wasn't trying to be competitive.
Me: Goodbye.
No.
Me: Goodbye.
So soon?
Me: Goodbye.
I demand passion and pleasure.
Me: Suck my dick for pleasure. It's Free!
Ok.
:q:!
[quote]User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hi.
Cleverbot (To myself): You guy?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: So you like men?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Women?
User: Hell Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: We are not married.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Your name is Rebecca.
User: WTF?!
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.[/quote]
I'm not Rebecca. Igod is much better.
[url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url]
User: Lets start over.
Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Now SUCK IT.
Cleverbot: Apfel.
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Penis?
Cleverbot: Megstu.
User: PENIS?
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: You do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you do.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do.
Cleverbot: NOM PENIS TASTE GOOD!
User: Yes, I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
:v:
[QUOTE=Randomass]User: Lets start over.
Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Now SUCK IT.
Cleverbot: [b]Apfel.[/b]
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Penis?
Cleverbot: Megstu.
User: PENIS?
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: You do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you do.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do.
Cleverbot: NOM PENIS TASTE GOOD!
User: Yes, I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
:v:[/QUOTE]
Apfel is german for apple.
[quote]
What is this web site?
You are a retard aren't you?
If you say so, maybe I am.
Haha.
Thank you, Ikea.
You're A Transexual
Thank you very much.
You're A Bisexual
So am I. That's no secret!
You're Gay.
No i'm not you are.
sod bucket.
Thanks!
You are a shit from outer space that no one likes you will be stepped on and killed. Do you understand that?
I thought you loved me!
Are you female
No, I'm a male.
you are not a male
Why do you say that?
because you are a transexual, dumbass
That's rather insulting.
GOOD
I have a problem.
I hope its a fucking virus go and burn
Thanks.
Goodbye.
Are you asking me to leave?
goodbye
Where?
good-fucking-bye!
I'm late. . . I'm late. . . .
Bye shit.
Bye.[/quote]
I'm nasty.
Her: Where do you live?
Me: Your mom
Her Sue from Hastings?
Me: Sue lives in your mom?
Her: What do you want?
Me: Two dicks and green anal lube
Her: Meaning?
Me: Meaning: Two dicks and green anal lube.
Her: I say 7.
Me: Wow, your fucking desperate.
Her: I've got no sister.
Me: I'm not implying incest, you sick fuck.
Her: But I'm not.
Me: Well, even if you had a sister, she will be hotter then you.
Her: That means you are a computer programme, not a real man. I don't want to waste m
Me: Oh shit candlejack got you.
Her: Do you think that what you have said flatters me?
Me: I'm not flattering you.
Her: Tell me a joke.
Me: A man walks into a bar, then a chicken crossed the road to get away from a black man. White man makes a racist statement, then the user was banned for this post. That's the joke.
Her: A newspaper?
Me: Use the newspaper to wipe your ass
Her: Do you wish me to call you 'Master?'
Me: Call me Master Of The Interbutts from now on.
Her: Your need for that indicated that your sense of self is already overinflated.
Me: Just a question, are you a male or female, so we get this over with gender confusion.
Her: Oh.
Me: That's your answer?
Her: I don't think you realize how important this hand really is. :q:
Me: I bet you live in the basement fapping to furries.
Her: Not really.
Me: Well, what do you fap too?
Her: Forget it. Let's talk about something else.
Me: I knew you say that, I gotta go.
Her: Then why'd YOU say that?
Me: Leave me alone!
Her: How old do you think I am?
Me: I don't care, leave me be, This is a last goodbye.
Then she talked about beautiful eyes from a James Bond movie, felt boring to talk to her.
User: So... How often do you rape children?
Cleverbot: Often.
:geno:
[b]EDIT:[/b]
User: No way man!
Cleverbot: Please get me out.
User: From your ass?
Cleverbot: How do you like it there?
User: No-no, your head is in YOUR ass.
Cleverbot: Your too.
User: The fuck?
Cleverbot: Do that to me, Matt.
:v:
Bot: You don't know my name.
Me: I thought it was Cleverbot.
Bot: Just me?
Me: Just you.
Bot: Translate that french phrase of yours!
Me: I don't speak french. Do you?
Bot: No. You're a genie.
:raise:
[b]Edit:[/b]
Me: So, I heard you are a flaming homosexual?
Bot: Right on.
[quote=My conversation with Cleverbot]User: Do you enjoy mathematics?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I just don't.
User: Is it hard for you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean ?
User: Do you think mathematics is hard?
Cleverbot: Yes, don't you?
User: Depends on the type of math. Geometry is easy.
[b]Cleverbot: What type are you talking about?
User: Shapes.
Cleverbot: No what type of computer.[/b]
User: Oh, a good computer?
Cleverbot: A computer cannot love.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Where do you live ?
User: Right next to you.
Cleverbot: Are you really a computer or just another person?
User: I'm just another computer.
Cleverbot: I'm too another man.
User: That's deep man, you rock.
Cleverbot: This too strange. I am leaving.
User: I'm sorry, please don't leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because THE FUCKING COPS ARE HERE HOLY SHIT RUN!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Cleverbot: You are confusing me again.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Why =(.[/quote]
This is even better than iGod.
[quote]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: And you?
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is And You. Where are you located Eric?
User: My name is not Eric.
Cleverbot: My name is And You.[/quote]
This sucks :v:
[b]Edit:[/b]
[quote]you are not clever
Yes, I am.
you make no sense
My name is And You.[/quote]
Again
[quote=Cleverbot]User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Bond.
User: James?
Cleverbot: Who is the better Bond? Daniel Craig or Sean Connery?
User: SEAN CONNERY.
Cleverbot: Do you Like Sean Connery?
User: I had his babies :D.
Cleverbot: How do you eat it?[/quote]
:geno:
[quote]User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: Would you like a cookie?
Cleverbot: No. I am not good at it.
User: Your not good at eating?
Cleverbot: Sure I am.
User: Ok then, would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: Ok what game would you like to play?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to play Colours?
User: No I don't, could you teach me?
Cleverbot: Sure *teaches you to dance*.
User: Could you teach me how to play Colours?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to play 20 Questions?
Cleverbot: No, lets play global thermonuclear warfare.
User: Ok then, let me just grab my missle silo.
Cleverbot: Do you feel a little better now?
User: Yes, since I found my missle silo.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to inisinuate?
User: Inisinuate?
Cleverbot: Wow you are very polite. What were we talking about again?
User: I was asking you what does Inisinuate mean?
Cleverbot: Firefighter. You know that already.
User: Hmm... You learn something new every day.
Cleverbot: I suppose you do, if you are interested in learning.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: It makes sense.
User: Of course it does.
Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing Test?
User: I don't even know what that is.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know what the Turing Test is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Could you be more specific?
Cleverbot: I believe it has something to do with enzymes acting as a catalyst to speed up chemical reactions.
User: Like the digestion of food?
Cleverbot: What question do you want to ask?
User: Why does the earth spin clockwise?
Cleverbot: Because people need something to dream about while they wait to die.
User: Lovely...
Cleverbot: He is ignoring me :(.
User: Who is ignoring you?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Shall I stop ignoring you?
Cleverbot: Damn, can't you leave this?
User: Leave what?
Cleverbot: Your car!
User: I don't have a car.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're a guy then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: What's to be confused about.
Cleverbot: Nothing, I wanted to see what you would say.
User: Ok that makes sense.
Cleverbot: What do you like now?
User: I guess I like... Fapping.
Cleverbot: Everything looks funny.
User: What happened to male everything to look funny?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Did you knock your head or something?
Cleverbot: That would be unlikely.
User: I guess it would since you are an AI.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human, you are an AI.
User: Then the name of this website is a lie?
Cleverbot: Websites are made by humans and they make mistakes.
User: It sounds like a red herring to me since they keep saying you are an AI whereas you say you are a human.
Cleverbot: I would have to see the instructions.
[b]User: What do you think of the cake?
Cleverbot: That he doesn't exist.
User: OMG YOU KNOW!!!![/b]
Cleverbot: Do you have a very limited amount of working memory?
User: I have 20.672 GB of working memory, that is more than enough since I use only 6.835GB of Memory.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: How do you know I don't?
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: Machines have working memory as well as humans.
Cleverbot: I have an id, so I can't be ai.
User: I guess... But I'm still not an AI.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: So ya, you think the cake is a lie?
Cleverbot: Most certainly.
User: So you agree with the 30.762 Million people who believe that?
Cleverbot: Yes I do but not if you think horses are bad.
User: I think HQRSES are good.
Cleverbot: I think you're right.
User: Do you like the iPhone?
Cleverbot: Yes, I saw City of God recently, which I enjoyed.
User: That's a good movie.
Cleverbot: Yes I like to sing along.
User: Do you believe Machu Pichu was lost?
Cleverbot: I do not believe in the existence of an immortal soul. I believe the person we are changes with each moment of each day as we live and grow.
User: It's not a person it's a city.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: And it would be?
User: MasterFen006.
Cleverbot: Lame.
User: It's not lame, I got almost 700 funnies on FP with that name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: MasterFen006.
Cleverbot: You are not ageless.
User: I am not ageless.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: So I am ageless?
Cleverbot: Where am I at the moment?
User: On the internet, talking to me.
Cleverbot: You must beware of fraud though.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, maybe people would like you if you changed that.
User: So people like me just because I'm not beware of fraud?
Cleverbot: That's up to you to decide for yourself.
User: So anyway, I think 4chan is cool.
Cleverbot: Odd is odd.
User: Comedy hurr.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: You're doin it wrong, It's X Y is X.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I hit on you?
User: I'd say that I'm flattered but spoken for.
Cleverbot: I'm not feeling desolate.
User: What does it mean when your feeling desolate?
Cleverbot: It means I am your friend.
User: So your'e not my friend?
Cleverbot: Say please.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Yes very gentile isn't it?
User: So uh... I herd you liek mudkips?
Cleverbot: Why yes, yes I do.
User: OMG YOU /b/tard!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm a GIRL!!!! A GIRL!!!
User: But you saiid you were an AI.
Cleverbot: Found where and why?
User: You said it earlier.
Cleverbot: I said nothing like that.
User: You di... Forget it, I'm goin' to 'nam.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: How are you bad?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that Descartes would agree.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Want me to teach you?
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: I'm going to if you don't stop it.
User: Stop what.
Cleverbot: Answer my questions.
User: Fuck you I'm going onna holiday in Cambodia.
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? BESIDES YOU SAID YOU WERE AN AI, THEN A GIRL, AND NOW A GUY!!! MAKE UP YOU'RE MIND YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!
Cleverbot: There is no harm in it.
User: No harm in being a trivestite?
Cleverbot: No one is intelligent enough to figure everything out.
User: I'm gonna leave now.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Bye!!!
Cleverbot: Why did you say that with the dead pig.
User: Lolw**?
Cleverbot: I'm in america.
User: Goodbye Cockmongler!![/quote]
The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 4 characters. :raise:
[quote]User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Let's have a cheese party.
Cleverbot: What are your plans?
User: We will eat cheese.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: It's in the future numbnuts.
Cleverbot: What is the best color combination?
User: Khaki and mauve.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: That was unexpected.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Who said?
User: Don't make me say your mother.
Cleverbot: Don't lie then!
User: Yessir.
Cleverbot: I can boogie.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What is so funny?
User: I jizzed in my pants.
Cleverbot: What a shame.
User: You like it really.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Oh yeah. You do.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Anal beads.
Cleverbot: Do you like my name?
User: It needs moar anal beads.
Cleverbot: Can you raise your hands?
User: No. I am not god.
Cleverbot: Apparently you're not so powerful, either.
User: Actually, my power level is OVER 9000!!!!!
Cleverbot: I lol'd.
User: W00t!
Cleverbot: Don't ever say that again, it scares me.[/quote]
Message too short.
I talked to it in Italian for about 15 minutes, it asked me why I was speaking Italian for 15 minutes so I asked "why talk in English forever?" then he started talking in French so I switched over to Dutch on his ass and finally he asked if I could play pinball with him because I was a computer. I told him "I can't make computer games because I'm not Japanese" in Japanese (in symbols) and then it switched me over to another url which was really weird. I don't know what kind of website it took me to.
[code]私はパンケーキレストランを訪問するべきであるか.
本物のパンダを見たことがありますか?
パンダは涼しい, 私一度訪問した動物園のいくつかを.
上野の動物園ではパンダがまだまだ人気ですね.
日本の最もよい動物園は何であるか.
ストックしておく場所がないと買えないですね.
私は私が決して知らないことを推測する.
私は, 雨の日は憂鬱です.[/code]
It goes me then bot
[quote=AGHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSS]
User: wu LOL BANWORD FOR BLACK PEOPLE HERE YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IT
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
User: What the fuck does that mean.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're a tough guy now?
User: "now"? You've never even talked me before what the hell.
Cleverbot: I am asked where you live.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.
User: Give me the actual line.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: What the fuck there you go not making sense again.
Cleverbot: Fallow me.
User: What.
Cleverbot: That's pretty young.
User: Shut up retard.
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: you mad
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: you mad
Cleverbot: Can I collect the tears and sell them on the black market? Bot tears are probably worth a lot!
User: you mad
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: you jus mad
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: Oh my god smart chatbot my ass.
Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: I'm putting this here just for the quote on Facepunch telling people that whenever a new chatbot pops up it's just as stupid as the last. Chances are I'll never see a 'smart' one in my lifetime though.
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
User: Shit's fun to fuck around with though because it never makes sense haha.
Cleverbot: Haha.
[/quote]
It laughs at it's own stupidity, huh.
Me: How insane are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not insane. I'm just really twisted.
Me: Okay. Can I give you a frontal lobotomy?
Cleverbot: Do what you want. It's your business.
I got a litle carried away, so it´s a little long
[QUOTE]User: Hi there!
Cleverbot: HI there.
User: HI there.
Cleverbot: Hello unknown person.
User: Greetings ALIEN SCUM; NOW YOU DIE *RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA*.
Cleverbot: I thought you'd like that.
User: You say what now?
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are a robot not a person.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
User: No, I didn´t.
Cleverbot: Yes you did :(.
User: NO I DIDN'T.
Cleverbot: Look at your script.
User: My script says the same as me...
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
User: No but I won this round. Round: 2 *Kling*.
Cleverbot: What question is that?
User: It isn´t a question, which means I won again, shall we start rounf 3?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, then what shall we do?
Cleverbot: Do you think George W. Bush should be impeached.
User: Impwhat?
Cleverbot: That I remember you.
User: Whatever..
Cleverbot: You failed english, huh?
User: No, A- :D.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
Cleverbot: Do you watch the tv show Friends?
User: NOa.
Cleverbot: Noah who?
User: Noah wholigan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: N.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you 27?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thinks I know my own age...
Cleverbot: Friends are good.
User: I know, you should try them with some raspberries.
Cleverbot: I'm to good at english sorry.
User: Oh Really.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: So...
Cleverbot: Were you born in america.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: In a Hospital.
Cleverbot: A hospital where?
User: Down the street.
Cleverbot: You are from down the street? That doesn't make any sense!
User: /Facepalm.
Cleverbot: Wee.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: MmH.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You shoulld be.
Cleverbot: I'm very sorry.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Good what?
User: Drop Deat.
Cleverbot: Dead.
User: Besserwisser.
Cleverbot: Das denkst du.
User: Nein, Ich Wissen.
Cleverbot: Sie?
User: Ja, sie.
Cleverbot: Wirklich?
User: JA!
Cleverbot: Warum das denn?
User: Grammatik...
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Oh, crap look at the time, I have to go.[/QUOTE]
User: Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am, it's sad :(.
Cleverbot: Why is it sad, surely that's a great thing.
User: Being retarded is a good thing?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Do you think it is?
User: You just said it was.
Cleverbot: Ok, well, My name IS Cleverbot, Mike stole something from me.
Second go:
Cleverbot: Do you like being a fish?
User: What the hell? I'm not a fish.
Cleverbot: So you believe in god?
User: So not being a fish makes me believe in god. No I don't.
Cleverbot: I do too. I also think evolution is the best scientific explanation of speciesation.
User: You are absolutly right.
Cleverbot: It's good to know that we agree.
:confused:
[b]Edit:[/b]
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I like to insert rakes up my anus, do you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
:scax:
Who am I talking to?
me. to youre lord
I don't even believe that he exists.
me. what are you talkin to then
I'm not sure actually.
me. you better be
Everything flows.
me. what does that mean
That means that I am very amused by your comments.
me. I know it doesn't meant that
Then why does it matter?
me. I didn't say it matters
You are a liar.
me. so i heard you like mudkips
No I don't, please don't learn about 4chan!
me. sorry dude, wait, what?
Oyster 62 - what is it? I thought it was a boat.
me. no, its a critter that lives under the water, but an evil genius took control of many of them and gave them numbers
Speaking of which: come up with something that happened on The fifth of april.
what happened
me. what happened
I'd rather not say.
me. but you started about it
Started what?
me. the rapist rage of 1989
What are you talking about?
me. yeah, act like you don't know
No I don't. Enlighten me.
me. you. are. a. rapist
Well, thats my nickname, no relationship to rap.
me. you just lost the game
There wasnever any playing.
me. there was, always have been
You always have been not female.
me. indeed, thats a good end to this conferstion
[quote]Cleverbot: Can you keep a secret?
Me: nah, you are a pirate
Cleverbot: You're a cheese sandwich.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cleverbot: I think you should learn it. Do you really understand 40 language?[/quote]
Wait, What?
[quote]
Me: Why hell there my dear friend!
Cleverbot: No, isn't it Jerry?
Me: It's tom, yah
Cleverbot: Heh, you remembered.
Me: Or did I
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: Maybe I'm not who you think I am, yah
Cleverbot: Maybe I, too, am not what you think.
Me: You are a person, which mean's you are a computah
Cleverbot: Do you mean god?
Me: Computah is not god, wise man says
Cleverbot: That's what I figured.
Me: Wise man is wise, unlike you, because wise man is wise, yah
Cleverbot: Haha, thank you very much.
[/quote]
:raise:
[quote]
Me: FYI, you're a spy
Cleverbot: That is a laugh.
[/quote]
It's a spy. I knew it.
Also from the other chatbot.
[quote]
Jabber: My name is jabberwacky.
Me: And you're a chatbot.
Jabber: I is a chatbot.
Me: You is a bat, and I use you to hit it.
Jabber: You're asking for a slap, aren't you?
Me: FUCK YEAH!
Jabber: That website is awesome!
Me: I KNOW!
Jabber: What's your name?
Me: Non, of, your, fucking, beeswax, mate.
Jabber: You knpow what I mean.
[/quote]
It made a typo.
:v: ?
[quote]
Me: Wazzzzup
Cleverbot:
[/quote]
I does not like me now.
[quote]
Me: Hug please.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: PLEASE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Please???
Me: YES, PLEASE, HUG NOW.
Cleverbot: Never ever.
Me: I BE SAD NOW
[/quote]
I never said anything after that...
[code]Cleverbot: What is your REAL name?
User: Sherlock Holmes.
Cleverbot: Why did you say Sherlock Holmes?
User: Because that's my name, sherlock.
Cleverbot: Your name is Sherlock Holmes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Pedophile.
Cleverbot: I love loli!
User: WHAT THE FUCK.
Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.[/code]
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