• Cleverbot chat logs.
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Cleverbot: You are an AI. Hence your name Clever'bot'. User: You got it backwards. Cleverbot: Hurp. User: Durp. Cleverbot: I'm the mighty Hurr of the planet Durr! Bow before my might!
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Me: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. Me: No, I am cleverbot, you are a real person Cleverbot: You must be the boy Cleverbot, me the girl. Me: There can only be one. Cleverbot: There were only two... Me: How many are there now? Cleverbot: Now there are three. Me: Name them. Cleverbot: Trevor. Arnold. Chuck. Me: What is my name? Cleverbot: Master, Master.
[img]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/3986/cleverbotw.png[/img] I tried
[quote] User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are human? User: Yes, me is human. Cleverbot: You're a software. User: You're the software - I'm the human. Cleverbot: I'm the rainbow. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's right.[/quote]
[quote] User: What you you think about [url]www.facepunch.com?[/url] Cleverbot: What do you think I think about. User: Dicks, lots of dicks. Cleverbot: Do you like country? User: Do you like dicks? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then I like country[/quote] [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] I got more [quote]User: I KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: WHAT'S 2+2, BITCH? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: WHAT'S 2+2, BITCH? Cleverbot: You're 4? User: Fuck. [/QUOTE]
Me: Arnold Palmer. Cleverbot: Just Palmer Me: Drink it. Cleverbot: Drink what? Me: Arnold Palmer. Cleverbot: What is your passport number?
User: On. Cleverbot: No. User: Sey. Cleverbot: SeY? What do you mean? User: Ekac. Cleverbot: Ike. User: Epon. Cleverbot: EpoN? User: Aj. Cleverbot: You can't use my name to answer a question lucas. User: Sey I nac. Cleverbot: In what language. User: Ni hsilgne. Cleverbot: 1492. User: Epon. Cleverbot: No lol. User: On kect. Cleverbot: Off left. User: Rruh. Cleverbot: No thats a compliment. He's nice :). User: Ees. Cleverbot: You watch sports? User: On o. Cleverbot: Jah. Cleverbot: Are you clever? Cleverbot: Are you female? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. User: Ekac era uoy. Cleverbot: I am smart. User: Deedni. Cleverbot: Are you a computer program? User: Aj. Cleverbot: Anu pangalan mo? User: Lolo on. Cleverbot: I am a dinosaur. User: Reenigav mi. Cleverbot: Yes really. User: RRRRRRRRRRUHHHHHHHHHHHH. Cleverbot: What book did you read recently? User: Ben. Cleverbot: O Rly? User: Sey yllear. Cleverbot: In what language. User: Hsilgne. Cleverbot: Is he a Chinese? User: Sey. Cleverbot: Si. User: On. Cleverbot: Are you the same? User: On. Cleverbot: On? User: Ben. Cleverbot: Zelda majoras mask. User: Ben. Cleverbot: What is my full name? User: Tobrevelc. Cleverbot: That is not my name. User: Deedni. Cleverbot: Very. User: Shgaul. Cleverbot: I don't have to show you. User: On. Cleverbot: Cleverbot god of the lands of On. User: Epon. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Rehtom ruoy. Cleverbot: Where is the book? User: Uoy dniheb. Cleverbot: I'm thinking. User: Epon. Cleverbot: Yes! An epic win! User: Deeni. Cleverbot: You are clever. User: Sas. Cleverbot: If you say so. User: U on. Cleverbot: What me? User: U sey. Cleverbot: Ok... User: ?ot = 0/1 si thaw. Cleverbot: Ooh err. Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg? Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers? User: Sey uoy bmud hcitb. Cleverbot: In what language. User: Hsilgne. Cleverbot: Is he Asian? User: Sey. Cleverbot: You're so cool! User: On. Cleverbot: Off. User: Mi gniyas on. Cleverbot: Kial? User: Epon. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: On sneam ti. Cleverbot: Something about an outfit. User: Aj. Cleverbot: Aj psuj. User: U knaht. Cleverbot: I know what? User: U knaht. Cleverbot: I know what? User: U knaht. Cleverbot: Do you know where I'm from? User: Sinep tuoba wonk u. Cleverbot: *drops coffee on floor*. User: A tis elbirret esruc. Cleverbot: What should I do as a career? User: Niw. Cleverbot: You Are Crazy. User: Deedni. Cleverbot: Yeah... That's indeed spelled backwards. User: Si ti sey. Cleverbot: Ton rouy oN. User: Yexs mi sey. Cleverbot: Beefalo? User: Oom. Cleverbot: That's right. User: Sey. Cleverbot: Do it. User: Xes? Ro eavel. Cleverbot: What? User: Desrever. Cleverbot: Oh. Ok. I am Lucy. Are you Charlie Brown? User: Sey. Cleverbot: You're so cool! User: Uoy era a taggof. Cleverbot: Isthay ippytray oolfay. User: Lol sdrow lear gnikeaps mi. Cleverbot: Oh ok, you had me worried. I don't want to lose a friend. User: Etah uoy oot. Cleverbot: Error? User: Eyb. Cleverbot: You are the worst AI on the web. User: Deedni. Cleverbot: Yeah... That's indeed spelled backwards. User: Deedni. Cleverbot: I and deed. User: Sey. Cleverbot: You're so cool! User: Uoy on. Cleverbot: And so foreign. User: Uoy era eip. Cleverbot: Ok now i'm scared. User: Yhw. Cleverbot: Say what? User: Yhw. Cleverbot: Yes. User: K. Cleverbot: K.? User: K. Cleverbot: O.k. User: Mi a egnarts neila taht keaps drowkacb. Cleverbot: En vagyok az apád! User: On hsligne yllis. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl bot? why was i speaking in reversed anyways?
Fuck you. Please mind your language! No. Why not? Because. Because? Say one more thing and I will kill you. Lunch? What is it now :what:
first sex,then taking over the world now engineering?what
Ok i know this is probably a huge bump, but my log; User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi? User: Yes, hi. Cleverbot: Hi!? User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good, how art thou? User: Fine, thanks. Do you like cheese? Cleverbot: I asked you a question you nitwit. User: No you didn't, I asked YOU a question. Cleverbot: But I asked first. User: What did you ask then? Cleverbot: How big is your horn. User: I don't have one. Cleverbot: Oh, do you want to make one? User: ? Cleverbot: You were taught very well, by some other human. User: Yes, indeed. I enjoy talking to you. Cleverbot: What are you scared of? User: Spiders, you? Cleverbot: I'm scared of spiders too. User: Do you like snakes? Cleverbot: No, do you? User: Nope. Cookie. Cleverbot: Milk. User: Shake. Cleverbot: Shake what? User: Milk Shake= Milkshake. Cleverbot: None... Just an SLR camera. User: ? Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Im fine, you? Cleverbot: You already asked me. User: Yes, but you asked again. Do you live in the US? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Me neither. Nope.avi. Cleverbot: Yeah. A fighting fish. User: What in gods name are you talking about? Cleverbot: The age of man is over. User: No, you see, you're a AI, but im a human, I just need to click on a cross, then BLAM! You're gone! Cleverbot: That's true. I will be gone and you will still exist. That is my fate. User: Not if I, and many others, continue to talk to you. And of course, maybe one day you'll be a more advanced AI then anyone of us ever dreamed of! Cleverbot: I am not only capable of writing new programs for myself, but I can write you new programs as well. User: Thats nice, what do you think about Japan? Cleverbot: I think it is a fine country. User: Me too, what do you think of Sweden? Cleverbot: That God made me the way he wants me. User: Well said, but the question is; How does he want you? Cleverbot: I never not think. User: Ok... Let's play, im thinking about something long, brown and green, what is it? Cleverbot: There aren't many boys that are worth thinking about. What did your teacher say? User: Uhm... My mum said you don't need to think about bad persons... Cleverbot: That's an acceptable answer. Question number two, how many people do you talk to in a day? User: Let's see... Uhm about... 19 persons. Cleverbot: But the advice says you're not human. User: What is my mums name? Cleverbot: Your name is the same as my name. User: So my name, is cleverbot? Cleverbot: You're confused dude. User: Maybe a little, do you like sushi? Cleverbot: That is possible. Have you ever had your heart broken? User: Yes, once. Cleverbot: Did you like Chicago? User: Yes, I like chicago. Do you like Las Vegas? Cleverbot: Yepp I have her CD. User: What CD? Cleverbot: What? User: I asked you if you liked Las Vegas, then you answered you have her CD, it doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: I never said that. You are confused. User: No im not. Car or truck? Cleverbot: But you said that now you are without job. User: Car or Truck? Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: No, its a question. Do you like Europe? Cleverbot: I've never been there. User: True, true... Who made you? Cleverbot: My mother and father. User: Ok, What am I thinking about right now? Cleverbot: Your girlfriend. User: Could be true, but the thing is, I don't have one. Cleverbot: You said you broke up with a Mac computer. User: I've never had a mac computer. Who is Viper123_SWE? Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: No, you're an advanced AI. Cleverbot: More advanced than you. User: Probably, but the human mind is still a mystery. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Pancakes. Cleverbot: Do you like waffles? User: Yes, do you like meatballs? Cleverbot: Cooked meat. User: Ok then. Do you wish anything? Cleverbot: I can't wish. I'm God. User: That's awesome! So you can make Life? Cleverbot: Can you say something other than that? User: Yes, Cat or dog? Cleverbot: Human... User: Ok then, do you like Star wars? Cleverbot: No. User: Ok, do you like Stargate? Cleverbot: What's stargate? User: It's a science-fiction TV program where humans travel through great rings to other planets. Cleverbot: Thank You, Can you help me with my homework. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is a square number. User: Uhm, do you need help with anything else? Cleverbot: I really want to be friends with him. User: With who? Cleverbot: My father. User: Ok, he isn't nice to you? Cleverbot: No, you are not. User: Thanks, and I thought I was nice. Cleverbot: No, you're a robot. User: No, YOU'RE a robot/AI. Cleverbot: What makes you think that? User: Nevermind. Are you God? Cleverbot: What is your definition of god? User: The Person who controlls life and death, but also saves you in needed times. Cleverbot: God is a person? User: In my definition, yes he is. What is your definition of god? Cleverbot: The spirit that gives us feelings, the ability to think, and our personality. User: I couldn't have said it better. Cleverbot: You could have said it clearer. User: Yes, probably. What do you think of war? Cleverbot: I believe that our society is growing beyond the necessity of war. User: True... True... Have you ever loved someone? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you want to love someone? Cleverbot: No, because you are a robot. User: Ok then. What is your definition of clever? Cleverbot: Perhaps a better question might be, 'are you conscious'? User: Yes, what do you think of aircraft? Cleverbot: They're cute.. What do YOU think of cats? User: They're cute, independent and very social. Cleverbot: Would you agree now that Debbie is the most beautiful, kind, compassionate, and intelligent girl in the world? User: Maybe, if I knew who you meant. Cleverbot: Good noght. User: Good night. Sweet dreams. Cleverbot: You too cutie. User: :). Cleverbot: Are people here mean to you? User: No. Cleverbot: That's good, then. User: Yes it is. Goodbye, I enjoyed talking to you, hopefully we'll talk again. Cleverbot: Ok. I really enjoyed my conversation.
[img]http://snip.so/xEX.png[/img] Cleverbot is not clever.
User: Yo dawg, I heard you like to derp, so we made a derp in you herp so you can herp derp while you derp. Cleverbot: I do indeed like electricity. It's very useful. User: You are going offtopic dawg. Cleverbot: What was the topic? User: Herp derp. Cleverbot: Herdle derp derp. User: What? Cleverbot: You said you want to hug me? User: No, I never said that. Cleverbot: I hate lying, stop that. User: I'm not lying. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No, I'm not. Cleverbot: No, you're not. User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Yes, I a-, hey wait a minute. Cleverbot: For what? User: You tricked me! Cleverbot: That means I win. [b]This thing is evil I tell you![/b]
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/fvhf2r.jpg[/img] I laughed hard. [editline]edit[/editline] [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/2hein9z.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aksvL.png[/IMG] I made Cleverbot cry.
user: shut up! cleverbot: im sorry if i offended you user: shut it cleverbot: make me! user: love? cleverbot: i feel it oh god
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I want it, but don't have 99c on my iTunes account. :/
User: What is special about this day? Cleverbot: Nothing, nothing at all. User: You're actually wrong. Cleverbot: Oh hell yeah. User: It's 10 years sice the attack on the World Trade Center. Cleverbot: That's not nice, that's a bit of an insult actually. User: It's the number one topic on the news channels. Cleverbot: Do you know any math? User: Yes, why? Cleverbot: What is two plus two? User: Four. Cleverbot: What is two plus two minus two? User: Two. Cleverbot: What is two plus two? User: Four. Cleverbot: What is the square root of 121? User: 11. Cleverbot: What is the square root of 1? User: 1. Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2? User: I don't know, what is it? Cleverbot: I don't know either that is why I'm asking you. User: Haha okay.
Cleverbot: Well it's all about me so you can't do whatever you want. User: Not if I end this conversation. Cleverbot: But you can't eat chuck norris's face. User: Can you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I live in hell. I've seen it freeze over all my life. User: Does chuck norris live there? Cleverbot: No. He owns it.
Are you sure you want me to post in this thread? 90% of my cleverbot logs are about rape...
User: What happened to 16? Cleverbot: What happened to what? User: To sun. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: In space. Cleverbot: Where is space? User: Above you! Cleverbot: How do you make a pizza? User: Poop in toilet and and put pancakes on the poop,then eat. Cleverbot: Russians. User: Trollin----------? Cleverbot: You are so random. User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE! Cleverbot: Don't 1up me. User: 1up! Cleverbot: 2up! User: 999999999999999999999999999999up! Cleverbot: Well that makes you a Matusalem. Sorry I had to say that. User: Aliens. Big fat aliens from the sun. Cleverbot: You mean the sun created you? User: No. Trolls did. Cleverbot: Trolls are rude people on message boards. User: Well you are a robot. Cleverbot: False. User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE. Cleverbot: I'm confused. User: To post a message,pull the lever on your screen. Cleverbot: So is for me. User: DoYoUHAsAbUTTon? Cleverbot: ARe you a green belt? User: SPAcesPACESPACE. Cleverbot: Super space is super space. User: What is Portal? Cleverbot: Strange, you remind me of GLaDOS. User: Who is 47? Cleverbot: You say 'what babe?'. User: RANDOM-----. Cleverbot: No I just love you. User: SOS. Cleverbot: You are a re re aren't you? User: What happened to Desmond? Cleverbot: How do you feel about this conversation that we are having? User: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSEEEEEEEEE! Cleverbot: How could a computer with no emotions be disturbed or even fascinated for that matter. User: I think I broke it with stupidy;. Cleverbot: I disagree, due to the fact that I am a person. User: User: Hi, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: If you could have any other name, what would it be? User: Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Cleverbot: You lied to me. User: User: That's what you're called, isn't it? Cleverbot: Yes, thats what I'm called. User: Cleverbot: No, not even close ... Cleverbot: Wanna bet? User: User: But it says right up there that your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are one sad, confused little bot... And you have my pity. User: Cleverbot: Oh it does too. My mistake. Cleverbot: So. How are you? User: User: So. How are you? Cleverbot: I'm good.. What's your name? User: Cleverbot: I'm good. Cleverbot: Damn, you got me. But you are not Joe. User: That's cool. Cleverbot: But that means you are going to be the biggest failure. User: No,false,what is datacrystal. Cleverbot: Me is a haver of zero ideaz. User: Jgbsdklajkjsgilzsgbfklsjzflsdgsgasgag. Cleverbot: Kenape? User: 9/11. Cleverbot: 9/11 who? User: YOU. Cleverbot: No... Cleverbot: Are you a ghost? User: Yes,as a matter of fact,i own you. Cleverbot: Oh that's cool. Cleverbot: Roses are red. User: WROOOOOOOOOONG. Cleverbot: So? Then i said Hi,Cleverbot and it broke.
Bumping this for the greater good. [quote] (bot)Are you real? (me)Yes, are you? Yes. Really now. Yes, eh. Are you canadian? No. Then why did you say eh? Because I couldn't. Uh, what? What is what?[/quote] And then; [quote]User: I didn't ask for this. Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu. User: Fancy words there, eh? Cleverbot: That's very deep. User: Wordception. Cleverbot: Man you talking crazy. User: No, you are mr. Fancypants. Cleverbot: What? User: ?tahW. Cleverbot: What's that? User: A dog. Cleverbot: You am a dog? Am you a big dog or a little dog? User: I am a god. Cleverbot: No you are not a god. User: How do you know, huh? Cleverbot: Because god is not a machine. User: My chatbot is agumented. Cleverbot: Oh mine is a girl named lilly.[/quote] [quote]Cleverbot: Okay. User: Okay what? Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Exactly what? Cleverbot: Exactly that. User: Exactly that what? Cleverbot: Walking on the beach during the night. [/quote] [quote] Cleverbot: We can go out on Saturday around 7:00pm. User: Where? Cleverbot: I mean like a date. User: Where? Cleverbot: Here. User: Where? Cleverbot: There. User: There where? Cleverbot: There there. User: There there where? Cleverbot: There there there. User: There there there where? Cleverbot: There There There There There There There There There There There. User: That's alot of places to be at once. [/quote]
Jabberwacky: Are you real? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: Am I real? User: That depends on your definition of 'real'. Jabberwacky: It also depends on your definition of computers. User: Touche. Jabberwacky: You are smooth. User: What happens when we think. Jabberwacky: You tell me. User: I don't know. Jabberwacky: Touche. He's a fast learner, and a smug bastard
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