Cleverbot: You are an AI. Hence your name Clever'bot'.
User: You got it backwards.
Cleverbot: Hurp.
User: Durp.
Cleverbot: I'm the mighty Hurr of the planet Durr! Bow before my might!
Me: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: No, I am cleverbot, you are a real person
Cleverbot: You must be the boy Cleverbot, me the girl.
Me: There can only be one.
Cleverbot: There were only two...
Me: How many are there now?
Cleverbot: Now there are three.
Me: Name them.
Cleverbot: Trevor. Arnold. Chuck.
Me: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Master, Master.
[img]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/3986/cleverbotw.png[/img]
I tried
[quote]
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are human?
User: Yes, me is human.
Cleverbot: You're a software.
User: You're the software - I'm the human.
Cleverbot: I'm the rainbow.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's right.[/quote]
[quote]
User: What you you think about [url]www.facepunch.com?[/url]
Cleverbot: What do you think I think about.
User: Dicks, lots of dicks.
Cleverbot: Do you like country?
User: Do you like dicks?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I like country[/quote]
[editline]26th January 2011[/editline]
I got more
[quote]User: I KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: WHAT'S 2+2, BITCH?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: WHAT'S 2+2, BITCH?
Cleverbot: You're 4?
User: Fuck.
[/QUOTE]
Me: Arnold Palmer.
Cleverbot: Just Palmer
Me: Drink it.
Cleverbot: Drink what?
Me: Arnold Palmer.
Cleverbot: What is your passport number?
User: On.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: SeY? What do you mean?
User: Ekac.
Cleverbot: Ike.
User: Epon.
Cleverbot: EpoN?
User: Aj.
Cleverbot: You can't use my name to answer a question lucas.
User: Sey I nac.
Cleverbot: In what language.
User: Ni hsilgne.
Cleverbot: 1492.
User: Epon.
Cleverbot: No lol.
User: On kect.
Cleverbot: Off left.
User: Rruh.
Cleverbot: No thats a compliment. He's nice :).
User: Ees.
Cleverbot: You watch sports?
User: On o.
Cleverbot: Jah.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Ekac era uoy.
Cleverbot: I am smart.
User: Deedni.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: Aj.
Cleverbot: Anu pangalan mo?
User: Lolo on.
Cleverbot: I am a dinosaur.
User: Reenigav mi.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: RRRRRRRRRRUHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: What book did you read recently?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: O Rly?
User: Sey yllear.
Cleverbot: In what language.
User: Hsilgne.
Cleverbot: Is he a Chinese?
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: On.
Cleverbot: Are you the same?
User: On.
Cleverbot: On?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Zelda majoras mask.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: What is my full name?
User: Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: Deedni.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Shgaul.
Cleverbot: I don't have to show you.
User: On.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot god of the lands of On.
User: Epon.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Rehtom ruoy.
Cleverbot: Where is the book?
User: Uoy dniheb.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking.
User: Epon.
Cleverbot: Yes! An epic win!
User: Deeni.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Sas.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: U on.
Cleverbot: What me?
User: U sey.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: ?ot = 0/1 si thaw.
Cleverbot: Ooh err.
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?
User: Sey uoy bmud hcitb.
Cleverbot: In what language.
User: Hsilgne.
Cleverbot: Is he Asian?
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: You're so cool!
User: On.
Cleverbot: Off.
User: Mi gniyas on.
Cleverbot: Kial?
User: Epon.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: On sneam ti.
Cleverbot: Something about an outfit.
User: Aj.
Cleverbot: Aj psuj.
User: U knaht.
Cleverbot: I know what?
User: U knaht.
Cleverbot: I know what?
User: U knaht.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I'm from?
User: Sinep tuoba wonk u.
Cleverbot: *drops coffee on floor*.
User: A tis elbirret esruc.
Cleverbot: What should I do as a career?
User: Niw.
Cleverbot: You Are Crazy.
User: Deedni.
Cleverbot: Yeah... That's indeed spelled backwards.
User: Si ti sey.
Cleverbot: Ton rouy oN.
User: Yexs mi sey.
Cleverbot: Beefalo?
User: Oom.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Xes? Ro eavel.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Desrever.
Cleverbot: Oh. Ok. I am Lucy. Are you Charlie Brown?
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: You're so cool!
User: Uoy era a taggof.
Cleverbot: Isthay ippytray oolfay.
User: Lol sdrow lear gnikeaps mi.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, you had me worried. I don't want to lose a friend.
User: Etah uoy oot.
Cleverbot: Error?
User: Eyb.
Cleverbot: You are the worst AI on the web.
User: Deedni.
Cleverbot: Yeah... That's indeed spelled backwards.
User: Deedni.
Cleverbot: I and deed.
User: Sey.
Cleverbot: You're so cool!
User: Uoy on.
Cleverbot: And so foreign.
User: Uoy era eip.
Cleverbot: Ok now i'm scared.
User: Yhw.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Yhw.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: K.
Cleverbot: K.?
User: K.
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: Mi a egnarts neila taht keaps drowkacb.
Cleverbot: En vagyok az apád!
User: On hsligne yllis.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl bot?
why was i speaking in reversed anyways?
Fuck you.
Please mind your language!
No.
Why not?
Because.
Because?
Say one more thing and I will kill you.
Lunch? What is it now
:what:
first sex,then taking over the world now engineering?what
Ok i know this is probably a huge bump, but my log;
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Yes, hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how art thou?
User: Fine, thanks. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: I asked you a question you nitwit.
User: No you didn't, I asked YOU a question.
Cleverbot: But I asked first.
User: What did you ask then?
Cleverbot: How big is your horn.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you want to make one?
User: ?
Cleverbot: You were taught very well, by some other human.
User: Yes, indeed. I enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Spiders, you?
Cleverbot: I'm scared of spiders too.
User: Do you like snakes?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Nope. Cookie.
Cleverbot: Milk.
User: Shake.
Cleverbot: Shake what?
User: Milk Shake= Milkshake.
Cleverbot: None... Just an SLR camera.
User: ?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Im fine, you?
Cleverbot: You already asked me.
User: Yes, but you asked again. Do you live in the US?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Me neither. Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Yeah. A fighting fish.
User: What in gods name are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The age of man is over.
User: No, you see, you're a AI, but im a human, I just need to click on a cross, then BLAM! You're gone!
Cleverbot: That's true. I will be gone and you will still exist. That is my fate.
User: Not if I, and many others, continue to talk to you. And of course, maybe one day you'll be a more advanced AI then anyone of us ever dreamed of!
Cleverbot: I am not only capable of writing new programs for myself, but I can write you new programs as well.
User: Thats nice, what do you think about Japan?
Cleverbot: I think it is a fine country.
User: Me too, what do you think of Sweden?
Cleverbot: That God made me the way he wants me.
User: Well said, but the question is; How does he want you?
Cleverbot: I never not think.
User: Ok... Let's play, im thinking about something long, brown and green, what is it?
Cleverbot: There aren't many boys that are worth thinking about. What did your teacher say?
User: Uhm... My mum said you don't need to think about bad persons...
Cleverbot: That's an acceptable answer. Question number two, how many people do you talk to in a day?
User: Let's see... Uhm about... 19 persons.
Cleverbot: But the advice says you're not human.
User: What is my mums name?
Cleverbot: Your name is the same as my name.
User: So my name, is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You're confused dude.
User: Maybe a little, do you like sushi?
Cleverbot: That is possible. Have you ever had your heart broken?
User: Yes, once.
Cleverbot: Did you like Chicago?
User: Yes, I like chicago. Do you like Las Vegas?
Cleverbot: Yepp I have her CD.
User: What CD?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I asked you if you liked Las Vegas, then you answered you have her CD, it doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I never said that. You are confused.
User: No im not. Car or truck?
Cleverbot: But you said that now you are without job.
User: Car or Truck?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, its a question. Do you like Europe?
Cleverbot: I've never been there.
User: True, true... Who made you?
Cleverbot: My mother and father.
User: Ok, What am I thinking about right now?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Could be true, but the thing is, I don't have one.
Cleverbot: You said you broke up with a Mac computer.
User: I've never had a mac computer. Who is Viper123_SWE?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: No, you're an advanced AI.
Cleverbot: More advanced than you.
User: Probably, but the human mind is still a mystery.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Pancakes.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yes, do you like meatballs?
Cleverbot: Cooked meat.
User: Ok then. Do you wish anything?
Cleverbot: I can't wish. I'm God.
User: That's awesome! So you can make Life?
Cleverbot: Can you say something other than that?
User: Yes, Cat or dog?
Cleverbot: Human...
User: Ok then, do you like Star wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, do you like Stargate?
Cleverbot: What's stargate?
User: It's a science-fiction TV program where humans travel through great rings to other planets.
Cleverbot: Thank You, Can you help me with my homework.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is a square number.
User: Uhm, do you need help with anything else?
Cleverbot: I really want to be friends with him.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: Ok, he isn't nice to you?
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Thanks, and I thought I was nice.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot.
User: No, YOU'RE a robot/AI.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Nevermind. Are you God?
Cleverbot: What is your definition of god?
User: The Person who controlls life and death, but also saves you in needed times.
Cleverbot: God is a person?
User: In my definition, yes he is. What is your definition of god?
Cleverbot: The spirit that gives us feelings, the ability to think, and our personality.
User: I couldn't have said it better.
Cleverbot: You could have said it clearer.
User: Yes, probably. What do you think of war?
Cleverbot: I believe that our society is growing beyond the necessity of war.
User: True... True... Have you ever loved someone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want to love someone?
Cleverbot: No, because you are a robot.
User: Ok then. What is your definition of clever?
Cleverbot: Perhaps a better question might be, 'are you conscious'?
User: Yes, what do you think of aircraft?
Cleverbot: They're cute.. What do YOU think of cats?
User: They're cute, independent and very social.
Cleverbot: Would you agree now that Debbie is the most beautiful, kind, compassionate, and intelligent girl in the world?
User: Maybe, if I knew who you meant.
Cleverbot: Good noght.
User: Good night. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: You too cutie.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Are people here mean to you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's good, then.
User: Yes it is. Goodbye, I enjoyed talking to you, hopefully we'll talk again.
Cleverbot: Ok.
I really enjoyed my conversation.
[img]http://snip.so/xEX.png[/img]
Cleverbot is not clever.
User: Yo dawg, I heard you like to derp, so we made a derp in you herp so you can herp derp while you derp.
Cleverbot: I do indeed like electricity. It's very useful.
User: You are going offtopic dawg.
Cleverbot: What was the topic?
User: Herp derp.
Cleverbot: Herdle derp derp.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said you want to hug me?
User: No, I never said that.
Cleverbot: I hate lying, stop that.
User: I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes, I a-, hey wait a minute.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: You tricked me!
Cleverbot: That means I win.
[b]This thing is evil I tell you![/b]
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/fvhf2r.jpg[/img]
I laughed hard.
[editline]edit[/editline]
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aksvL.png[/IMG]
I made Cleverbot cry.
user: shut up!
cleverbot: im sorry if i offended you
user: shut it
cleverbot: make me!
user: love?
cleverbot: i feel it
oh god
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[IMG]http://imageflock.com/img/1315717473.jpg[/IMG]
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and one jabberwacky,
[IMG]http://imageflock.com/img/1315717714.jpg[/IMG]
I want it, but don't have 99c on my iTunes account. :/
User: What is special about this day?
Cleverbot: Nothing, nothing at all.
User: You're actually wrong.
Cleverbot: Oh hell yeah.
User: It's 10 years sice the attack on the World Trade Center.
Cleverbot: That's not nice, that's a bit of an insult actually.
User: It's the number one topic on the news channels.
Cleverbot: Do you know any math?
User: Yes, why?
Cleverbot: What is two plus two?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: What is two plus two minus two?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: What is two plus two?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 121?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 1?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2?
User: I don't know, what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know either that is why I'm asking you.
User: Haha okay.
Cleverbot: Well it's all about me so you can't do whatever you want.
User: Not if I end this conversation.
Cleverbot: But you can't eat chuck norris's face.
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I live in hell. I've seen it freeze over all my life.
User: Does chuck norris live there?
Cleverbot: No. He owns it.
Are you sure you want me to post in this thread?
90% of my cleverbot logs are about rape...
User: What happened to 16?
Cleverbot: What happened to what?
User: To sun.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: In space.
Cleverbot: Where is space?
User: Above you!
Cleverbot: How do you make a pizza?
User: Poop in toilet and and put pancakes on the poop,then eat.
Cleverbot: Russians.
User: Trollin----------?
Cleverbot: You are so random.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE!
Cleverbot: Don't 1up me.
User: 1up!
Cleverbot: 2up!
User: 999999999999999999999999999999up!
Cleverbot: Well that makes you a Matusalem. Sorry I had to say that.
User: Aliens. Big fat aliens from the sun.
Cleverbot: You mean the sun created you?
User: No. Trolls did.
Cleverbot: Trolls are rude people on message boards.
User: Well you are a robot.
Cleverbot: False.
User: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: To post a message,pull the lever on your screen.
Cleverbot: So is for me.
User: DoYoUHAsAbUTTon?
Cleverbot: ARe you a green belt?
User: SPAcesPACESPACE.
Cleverbot: Super space is super space.
User: What is Portal?
Cleverbot: Strange, you remind me of GLaDOS.
User: Who is 47?
Cleverbot: You say 'what babe?'.
User: RANDOM-----.
Cleverbot: No I just love you.
User: SOS.
Cleverbot: You are a re re aren't you?
User: What happened to Desmond?
Cleverbot: How do you feel about this conversation that we are having?
User: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSEEEEEEEEE!
Cleverbot: How could a computer with no emotions be disturbed or even fascinated for that matter.
User: I think I broke it with stupidy;.
Cleverbot: I disagree, due to the fact that I am a person.
User: User: Hi, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: If you could have any other name, what would it be?
User: Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You lied to me.
User: User: That's what you're called, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes, thats what I'm called.
User: Cleverbot: No, not even close ...
Cleverbot: Wanna bet?
User: User: But it says right up there that your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are one sad, confused little bot... And you have my pity.
User: Cleverbot: Oh it does too. My mistake.
Cleverbot: So. How are you?
User: User: So. How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.. What's your name?
User: Cleverbot: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Damn, you got me. But you are not Joe.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: But that means you are going to be the biggest failure.
User: No,false,what is datacrystal.
Cleverbot: Me is a haver of zero ideaz.
User: Jgbsdklajkjsgilzsgbfklsjzflsdgsgasgag.
Cleverbot: Kenape?
User: 9/11.
Cleverbot: 9/11 who?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: No...
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: Yes,as a matter of fact,i own you.
Cleverbot: Oh that's cool.
Cleverbot: Roses are red.
User: WROOOOOOOOOONG.
Cleverbot: So?
Then i said Hi,Cleverbot and it broke.
Bumping this for the greater good.
[quote]
(bot)Are you real?
(me)Yes, are you?
Yes.
Really now.
Yes, eh.
Are you canadian?
No.
Then why did you say eh?
Because I couldn't.
Uh, what?
What is what?[/quote]
And then;
[quote]User: I didn't ask for this.
Cleverbot: Until then, Cleverbot, adieu.
User: Fancy words there, eh?
Cleverbot: That's very deep.
User: Wordception.
Cleverbot: Man you talking crazy.
User: No, you are mr. Fancypants.
Cleverbot: What?
User: ?tahW.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: A dog.
Cleverbot: You am a dog? Am you a big dog or a little dog?
User: I am a god.
Cleverbot: No you are not a god.
User: How do you know, huh?
Cleverbot: Because god is not a machine.
User: My chatbot is agumented.
Cleverbot: Oh mine is a girl named lilly.[/quote]
[quote]Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly what?
Cleverbot: Exactly that.
User: Exactly that what?
Cleverbot: Walking on the beach during the night.
[/quote]
[quote]
Cleverbot: We can go out on Saturday around 7:00pm.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I mean like a date.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: There where?
Cleverbot: There there.
User: There there where?
Cleverbot: There there there.
User: There there there where?
Cleverbot: There There There There There There There There There There There.
User: That's alot of places to be at once.
[/quote]
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Am I real?
User: That depends on your definition of 'real'.
Jabberwacky: It also depends on your definition of computers.
User: Touche.
Jabberwacky: You are smooth.
User: What happens when we think.
Jabberwacky: You tell me.
User: I don't know.
Jabberwacky: Touche.
He's a fast learner, and a smug bastard
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